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Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 10:33 PM Reply

Theres this old bastard who stands in the corner of my friend Walter's block every afternoon.He looks like a hobo,he sounds like a hobo,he reeks like a hobo.Hell,I bet his fifty cent hookers think he TASTES like a hobo!But HES NOT A HOBO!He has crutches,and a coffee mug.He asks for money day in and day out.Theres this sucker who once gave him $50!He walks around with the crutches like a cripple,looking for sympathy.Bu once his mug is full enough(which it usualy isn't.)He picks up the crutches swings them over his shoulder,and walks to the local bar.He's not crippled.Once he asked me for change.I gave him a nickel.He threw the coin down and spat curse words at me.A real hobo would even appreciate a nickle.I flipped him off,calling him a "Fake-ass cock suckin motherfucker." and walked away.

The funny thing is,he has a house(despite him stating hes homeless),a CAR,a FREAKIN X-BOX360!
AND much more.I hate fake people like this.You ever have experiences like this?


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:16 PM Reply

It is a new profession. It is stealing money from those whom really need it as well as annoying donors so much as to reduce giving. It is dispicable to quote Sylvester the cat.

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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:19 PM Reply

Just because he didn't accept a nickel you think he is fake? They only take dimes or higher. You have a lot to learn about hobos.

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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:22 PM Reply

I read somewhere that professional beggars can make between $100-$500 a day, depending if you're good or not.

Makes me want to be a hobo...

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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:22 PM Reply

My friend saw a "hobo" get into a corvette, take out his keys and drive off.

I guess it's a pretty good gig.

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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:25 PM Reply

At 11/21/08 11:19 PM, ArykSB wrote: Just because he didn't accept a nickel you think he is fake? They only take dimes or higher. You have a lot to learn about hobos.

Sarcasm?
Let me put this straight.A friend of mine knows him.The guy has a car a house,a computer,a xbox360,a flat screen t.v. and HAS A NAZI MOD!(no,not really.He thinks newgrounds is a novel.)


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:26 PM Reply

yeah ive seen some fake hobos before, one even panhandled right outside his apartment complex, but meh thats life, some people can just get away with being douches and cheating the system of life.


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:28 PM Reply

A nickel? Cheap asshole
And how do you know he has a 360 and house? Do you stalk him, you freak!


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:33 PM Reply

At 11/21/08 11:28 PM, antonyscorner wrote: A nickel? Cheap asshole
And how do you know he has a 360 and house? Do you stalk him, you freak!

I tested him,idiot.
AND,my friend knows him.He was his friend in College.But now they hate eachother.Don't know why.


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:35 PM Reply

I must know..do you see this "hobo" in your every day life? Sounds like your stalking this poor man...


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 11/21/08 11:35 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: I must know..do you see this "hobo" in your every day life? Sounds like your stalking this poor man...

He's near my friend Walters block everyday almost.Ya can't miss em'.
And I DON'T STALK HIM,DAMMIT!


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 11/21/08 11:37 PM, tobi0 wrote:
At 11/21/08 11:35 PM, EnjoiLove wrote: I must know..do you see this "hobo" in your every day life? Sounds like your stalking this poor man...
He's near my friend Walters block everyday almost.Ya can't miss em'.
And I DON'T STALK HIM,DAMMIT!

Then how he's closely related to a hobo? He sounds like a guy who has $.


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 21st, 2008 @ 11:43 PM Reply

At 11/21/08 10:33 PM, tobi0 wrote: "Fake-ass cock suckin motherfucker."

what are you? Carl Johnson?


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:25 AM Reply

The Simpsons already did it.


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:27 AM Reply

This theory has many errors...I loled.


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:28 AM Reply

If you know he has a house, car, AND a 360, you must be a stalker.


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:31 AM Reply

Don't any of you watch "Manswers"?

People fake being hobos because there is so much money to be made from it. A good hobo (panhandler) makes a huge $49.00 an hour. There is so much money for doing absolutely nothing.

Proof:
http://www.spike.com/video/manswers-seas on-1/2942291


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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:31 AM Reply

yup that sucks, last year i went to wal mart, got an outfit for 8 bucks, ( socks included) and greased my self up a bir and went down town to see if i could get away with it,

2 people gave me 20 bucks and the rest was all pocket change,

i did donate the money to the animal shelter before you yell at me...

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Response to Fake Hobos Nov. 22nd, 2008 @ 12:32 AM Reply

At 11/21/08 11:16 PM, hippoguy wrote: It is dispicable to quote Sylvester the cat.

That's Daffy Duck. Sylvester didn't have any catchphrases.


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