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Hitler invented the carcinigetic and addictive additaves used in modern ciggerettes. His cunning plan was that through this we would kill ourselves long after he was gone and to have the people doing so speak the loudest of the rights and freedoms so many Allies died for. The tobbacco industry is aware of this and does not care.

That humor makes me lol.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Hitler.

Hitler doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Hitler has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Hitler.

Hitler does not sleep. He waits.

Hitler is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Hitler is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Hitler counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Hitler'sbeard. There is only another fist.

When Hitler does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Hitler is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Hitler's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Hitler can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Hitler doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Hitler can slam a revolving door.

Hitler does not get frostbite. Hitler bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Hitler didn't like skittles.

how disgustingly EVIL

TRUE FACT: Hitler was actually a member of the CIA and one of the top scientists behind the Manhattan Project. His plan all along was to nuke Japan so the radiation would make them as crazy as they are today so they would invent fucked-up game shows for our entertainment and hentai to fulfill his own crazy fetishes like tentacle-rape and lolicon.

Hitler was actually born in the US but his parents sent him to Austria fearing that the American lifestyle would spoil him and make him weak.

he tried to kill jews

...oh wait....

At 11/20/08 08:41 PM, speeling wrote: I aslo heard that he had three henchmen still alive today, and he was still alive too.

Wadolf, BannanabreadMuffinuberskin, EyelovePoozintienrator, and PoxPishlinkter.

LOl... 3 henchman and you named 4!

I heard hitler / speeling couldn't count

=]

I heard Hitler was emo.

did you know that hitler only listened to polka music

its true, I heard it from Margaret, who heard it from Beth, who heard it from Shirleys hair stylist

Did you know that Hitler raped EVERY SINGLE JEW before he gassed them? It's true, I saw it on the internet.

hitler lives!

I heard he was a lightweight. He'd get crazy after 2 beers.

At 11/21/08 09:00 PM, poxpower wrote: everyone who made a gay joke would not pass.

Awww maaaaan!!!

At 11/21/08 09:00 PM, poxpower wrote: Threads like these could be use to admit people into the "cool kids club" thread where only the users we like can post.

bigbadron once beat the crap out of Hitler. In doing so, he broke off the tips of his own fingers.

Hitler once tried to hug SOAS, and got the crap beat out of him for it.

Dobio actually finished his NG story thread. But Hitler stole the ending.

Hitler fell in love with Captain-Jack. But could not handle the love of a large black man.

Hitler invented the penicorn. But Stamper stole his idea.

Hitler refused to pose naked, after Dan Malo's nudity scared him.

Hitler drew a pen0r on Pox's face, then went off to invade Poland.

I heard Hitler actually died in 2005.

I heard Hitler liked to read The Familty Circus.

Hitler was really an undercover American spy who was hired by a man code-named Wirtanen to send encoded messages to American CIA opperatives, and was put on trial in Israel before killing himself.

* Hitler never ruled Germany. It was his identical twin brother who people had mistaken for Hitler.

* Hitler and his 2nd cousin started the McDonalds franchise when they were younger. They gave it up to pursue an acting career when his friend from childhood stole their plans.

* When Hitler was only eight years old, he was diagnosed with multiple identity disorder. Sometimes acting the role of his brother which then confused the world about who really dictated Germany.
Hitler/ Hitlers act of his brother, or in fact, his identical twin brother.

Sometimes on sundays, he went to sniff a bit of gas.
And his mustache is fake.

I heard that he studied rabbits in his free time.

Since rabbits eat their own crap since they have a nutrition full crap going on, Hitler tried eating his own shit for a week, supplementing it with sugar pills in case it made his sugar level go low, he encouraged his mistress to the the same.

And that's how Hitler died.

Umm.. Hitler once tried to fool everyone with an overdone magic trick!

Like this:

Hitler, Mussolini, Hirohito, Stalin, Churchill, and Roosevelt would meet every other Tuesday for Poker Night.

At 11/23/08 10:45 AM, Cerion wrote: Hitler, Mussolini, Hirohito, Stalin, Churchill, and Roosevelt would meet every other Tuesday for Poker Night.

NO, they meet eachother every Friday for cribbage night!

I heard he was a peadofile.

At 11/23/08 10:57 AM, LampFace wrote: I heard he was a peadofile.

I heard he could spell.

I heard that one of his very close friends was a moderator on Newgrounds!

At 11/23/08 12:13 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: I heard that one of his very close friends was a moderator on Newgrounds!

That's okay..... We <3 Mal, anyway!

Hitler gave God a Blow job...
It's true.

Hitler was wrong about the holocaust....thats a lie...

Hitler admitted near his death that he caused the great Chicago Fire. He originally blamed it on a random man who happened to be a gay, jewish, gypsy.

Hitler also broke into a tavern after it closed, and and started his singing/dancing careers by recording himself drunkenly singing "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" While doing a one hand stand on a unicycle in his boxer shorts, juggling with his feet. He later produced several more songs that we better know as more modern songs, when they are actually covers of what Hitler has made. There are even a few musical versions of some Edgar Allen Poe stories that Hitler had parts in. He at one point played the severed right foot of the old man in "The Tell Tale Heart." He was later honored by Joseph Stalin and recieved a mandatory kiss on the nose, cheek, and inner thigh area. They began dating shortly afterwards. Their relationship was rocky at some points, but when they broke up, a tearful Hitler would later say he drew a picture of someone with the likeness of Stalin. This single sketch would later fall into the hands of Shigeru Miyamoto which inspired him when he created Jumpman for Donkey Kong, now known as Mario.

Hitler also didn't really shoot himself, and he is now in disguise currently, through the use of the one unaging pill he managed to create. (He can't die of old age, but he can die of any other cause.) We have narrowed his disguise down to Tom Fulp, Wade Fulp, BBM, Barack Obama, John Mccain, Sarah Palin, Soulja Boy, or either Paul Mcartney, Ringo Starr, or maybe a somehow surviving unknown 5th Beatle. (this would also explain the previously mentioned "Hitler was the 5th Beatle")

I tried to make mine as good as Jonas' was :(