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Hitler was really two midgets in a suit.

Every Sunday Hitler sacrificed a goat, just for the Hell of it.

Hitler's favorite food was fried bananas.

Hitler fainted at the sight of blood.

One of the midgets was gay.

Hitler once had a gay friend, they had a close relationship. Then one day they broke up. Hitler was heartbroken. So he hated Jews for betraying him.

Hitler's passion for public speaking was only matched by his enthusiasm for his weekly sewing club.

Hitler was addicted to chapstick for the last 10 years of his life.

He once fit himself into a trunk to prove to a friend that he was indeed 'that limber'.

Hitler was apart of the key chain collectors aficionados club.

He has over 6,000 different types of Pez dispensers in his collection.

As a youth, Hitler's dog once won best of show. The dog was mixed.

He couldn't stop smoking cigarillos.

Hitler has 3 testicles.

Hitler was actually the son of Gandhi.

I heard Hitler had a Jewish Auntie that was always really mean to him He killed her when he was 6 years old and then became ruler of the German armie. At the age of 12 he began the holocaust and at the age of 16 he had already killed nineteen million people.

At 11/20/08 08:55 PM, poxpower wrote:
Hitler's uncle owned 23 cars that were custom-made for midgets.

Goddamn number 23.

I heard Hitler was allergic to eggs. Also, While he hated jews, he enjoyed their music, which he listened in his own privacy.

Hitler was the secret 5th Beatle.

Hitler was the heavyweight greco-roman wrestling champion for 3 years.

Hitler invented drifting.

Hitlers' soul now inhabits Steve Jobs.

Hitler actually had an afro and loved watermelon.

Hitler killed all the dinosaurs.

Hitler is an unlockable character on every Command & Conquer game.

Hitler had no nipples.

Hitler got pegged by Himmler, Gobbels and Goering on a regular basis.

Hitler is the highest scoring player ever on Pac-Man.

hitler is goin out with everyones mum bar mine!!!!

Hitler's mustache was actually made of pubic hair.

Hitler invented Movember.

Hitler was a necrophiliac.

As a child, young Adolf went through many imaginary friends. He'd always end up killing them and after to get a new one after they offended him.

Adolf hitler spent four years in a german prison for stabbing an ex-sailor with his own harmonica.

Hitler had his moustache removed in a terrible fishing accident in 1942. The one he was once famous for is infact a tattoo.

Hitler, Goebbels and Himmler used to host mixed animal fights every second Thursday of the month. Hitlers boxing monkey won 7 fights in a row until it ate Himmlers rabies infested fox and died a slow painful death.

Hitler didn't kill himself because he was losing the war. It's a well known insider fact that the reason he went crazy and killed himself is because his wife Eva, put mustard on her Spaghetti bolognese.

Due to a celerical error Hitlers dog Blondi was once the leader of the Nazi Youth Movement.

He always wanted to be a dentist.

i like hitler so don't bag him you loser

HItler was a real sucker for salted peanuts and later studies show that his jacket had 7 hidden pockets for storing them.

He was screwing his cousin almost constantly.
Oh wait I think that one's true.

THIS IS A JIMMICK ORIGINAL

Why did Ava Braun break up with Hitler?

He had terrible gas

Wow I hope no one thought of this before me

Hitler totally loved My Little Pony.

Hitler also went commando on a regular basis just to make the "freeballin'" joke.

Hitler made a porn film with his niece and he fucked her doggy style.

So we dont like hitler now?

did you know he was a scientist that drank a beer and went haywire?

Did you know that Hitler's moustache originated from a dirty sanchez gone wrong?

i heard hitler had sex with goats im serious he did it for good luck before each battle

At 11/20/08 11:02 PM, poxpower wrote: Hitler was fascinated with Ping-Pong, but his allergy to paddle foam made it impossible for him to play.

It was his ambition to massively increase research funds in the the paddle industry after the war, hoping it would one day yield ping pong paddles made of non-allergenic materials.

"It might take longer than my lifetime to achieve this", he was reported saying. "However, if one day, a child, suffering from the same condition as I, will be able to experience the joy of partaking in a ping pong tournament, maybe even become an Olympic Champion when he grows up, it will be worth it. Then I will truly have accomplished something that the humankind will always remember me of. That's the beauty of science. Just thinking about it brings a tear to my eye."

Hitler liked his eggs over easy, he could never make them though, and whenever he broke a yolk, he cried.

At 11/20/08 10:05 PM, letiger wrote: i also heard he had 3 testicles

777th post XD

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Lolfail.

Hitler kissed a girl and he liked it.

Did you know Hitler discovered salt and invented FM radio?

Did you know he invented pasta, AND he originally made it to be a weapon?

Hitler was an expert uni-cycler, because, "bicycles are for Jews."