Paradox Thread

[matbrat33]

Here's one: The only rule, there is no rules.

More plz

[matbrat33]

Not NG rules, like rules of a game, or some shit like that.

[talkingtoast]

Everything that you read is a lie.

:The dead came to life

I went back in time and killed my Great Grandfather.

[matbrat33]

At 11/20/08 04:47 PM, talkingtoast wrote: Everything that you read is a lie.

The dead came to life

I went back in time and killed my Great Grandfather.

Thats what I mean.

[AlmostDead1]

Can we have pictures?

[matbrat33]

At 11/20/08 04:48 PM, AlmostDead1 wrote: Can we have pictures?

Yes, but explain, unless its obvious, like something obvious.

[iMini]

Big Boss dies in MGS 3 = Paradox.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

This sentence is a lie.

A Cretan philosopher once said, "All Cretans are liars!"

[Ragnarokia]

At 11/20/08 04:52 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Big Boss dies in MGS 3 = Paradox.

No you kill Ocelot in MGS3 to cause a time paradox. Silly.

[Rad]

At 11/20/08 05:09 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 11/20/08 04:52 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: Big Boss dies in MGS 3 = Paradox.

No you kill Ocelot in MGS3 to cause a time paradox. Silly.

Actually he's right. Die in MGS 3 and wait for 15 seconds, and the Mission Failed message morphs into Time Paradox, although your right about Ocelot too.

[CBP]

Rebellion is a direct cause of conformity.

Think about it, every successful rebellion results in a new set of rules which the rebels are expected to follow. Also, when people follow trends they conform to society, but sometimes rebel against their parents as a result of conformity.

[Turtleboy99]

I am a liar

I never tell the truth

[talkingtoast]

I read somewhere that you can't trust anything you read.

Don't read this message.

[No36]

At 11/20/08 04:56 PM, anarchist665 wrote: This sentence is a lie.

The cake is a lie.

[RetardedNINJA666]

At 11/20/08 04:47 PM, talkingtoast wrote: Everything that you read is a lie.

Including what i just read?

[talkingtoast]

At 11/20/08 06:13 PM, RetardedNINJA666 wrote:

At 11/20/08 04:47 PM, talkingtoast wrote: Everything that you read is a lie.

Including what i just read?

Dude, that's what a pradox is. Something that contradicts itself, but still might be true.

[gizmo12345]

mind = blown

[ed0987]

You went back in time and screwed your grandma so your grandma can't have you with your dad, which changes who you are so you won't exist.

You go back in time and kill your grandpa. Equal to the latter

[Freaki-boy92]

I am a biker dude, and a pretty princess.

[swordsman21]

Here's one for you:

Three men go to a hotel on their way to a business trip. The manager only has one room available. He agrees to rent it to the men for $30. Each of the men pay him $10.

The manager later decides that he overcharged the men, so he gives $5 to a bellhop to return to the men. The bellhop decides that he doesn't want to deal with dividing the $5, so he gives each of the men back $1, and keeps $2 for himself.

Therefor each of the men paid $9 for the room ($27) and the bellhop kept $2. That is $29.

The last dollar has disappeared.

Head Explodes

[ed0987]

if the bellhop kept 2, and there were 3 guys, then that equals 5...

[Dogmeat]

A sign that reads

_________
| Go left |
| ···········> |
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨

[Wegra]

*Wait's for the User "Paradox" to show up*

[swordsman21]

At 11/20/08 06:48 PM, ed0987 wrote: if the bellhop kept 2, and there were 3 guys, then that equals 5...

It's a situation where there are multiple answers that make sense for the same problem, a mathematic impossibility outside of negative numbers, imaginary numbers, and algebra. If the men each paid $10 and got a $1 refund, then they payed $9 each, which is $27.

However, if the men paid $30 and, but got a refund of $5, but only got $2 of it, they have $28.

Both make sense.

[NeverHundred]

This is a thread on the BBS without a cock joke.

[swordsman21]

At 11/20/08 06:58 PM, NeverHundred wrote: This is a thread on the BBS without a cock joke.

now THAT is a paradox

[4Doctodragon]

Here's one.

[Letiger]

you post your post count is gone the next day

O.O

[All-American-Badass]

the below statement is true
the above statement is false

[matbrat33]

Don't say anything if this sucks. I'm tired/

This is a paradox.

TIRED!!