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At 11/20/08 07:44 PM, talkingtoast wrote: UPDATE: Short story, I squeezed my chin, looke din the mirror and nothing happened. AN hour later my Dad comes home and asks me if somebody sucker punched me in the jaw. I then go in the mirror and my chin has 3 purple bruises on it. After explaining what happened to my Dad, he then began to wonder if I was retarded.

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At 11/20/08 12:49 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Not with two fingers, try to grab you chin so your chin is 1/3 of the way in your fist.... Then sqeeze your chin really hard.

Now go look in the mirror. Hilarity will ensue.

it didn't :(

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At 11/21/08 12:53 PM, tally1989 wrote:
At 11/20/08 12:49 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: Not with two fingers, try to grab you chin so your chin is 1/3 of the way in your fist.... Then sqeeze your chin really hard.

Now go look in the mirror. Hilarity will ensue.
it didn't :(

if you squoze it hard enough, you'll have a bruise later on.


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Wait, which one?

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My chin is a fucking square


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At 11/20/08 01:02 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: I weigh 7 stone. I beg to differ.

I do sure hope the stones you weigh, don't weigh 500 pounds each, you fat flab.

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At 11/21/08 01:25 PM, Eggys wrote: My chin is a fucking square

Like a potato waffle

Squeeze your chin

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At 11/21/08 01:29 PM, Tribalfusion-X wrote:
At 11/20/08 01:02 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote: I weigh 7 stone. I beg to differ.
I do sure hope the stones you weigh, don't weigh 500 pounds each, you fat flab.

Origional. I like it...

But last time I went to the doctors i was about 45kg..... I love how everyones assuming im overweight, ironic really.


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I can't do it, I don't think I understand properly :s

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Well the way I was taught is to squeeze hard for few minutes then flick it, then a little bruise should develop in about a minute.

Still ridiculous either way.

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Me head's a triangle, so my hand can't fit around my "chin"!

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At 11/22/08 12:21 PM, darkness-alt wrote: Me head's a triangle, so my hand can't fit around my "chin"!

you mean like Rollins or something?

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At 11/20/08 01:02 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote:
At 11/20/08 12:59 PM, sirtom93 wrote: My chin is not as fat as yours.
I weigh 7 stone. I beg to differ.

I'm sorry but could you say that in American, we get the KG but not the stones.


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I can't see my chin, a beard is in the way.

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I squeezed to long and achieved Nirvana.


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At 11/20/08 04:15 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote:
At 11/20/08 04:12 PM, milinko959 wrote:
At 11/20/08 04:10 PM, Legionnaire-X wrote: What exactly is supposed to happen?
You are supposed to die laughing.
its a gag, Just go up to your friend and when he's least expecting it, squeeze their chin really hard, it will leave a funny bruise.

And you'll die laughing.

And also a really really broken nose!
From when your friend thinks your gay and suddenly reacts!

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At 11/22/08 01:23 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
At 11/20/08 01:02 PM, KoLdBLooD wrote:
At 11/20/08 12:59 PM, sirtom93 wrote: My chin is not as fat as yours.
I weigh 7 stone. I beg to differ.
I'm sorry but could you say that in American, we get the KG but not the stones.

read my last post.


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At 11/20/08 07:44 PM, talkingtoast wrote: After explaining what happened to my Dad, he then began to wonder if I was retarded.

Hahahahahahaha. Looks like the joke worked.

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