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It happens to jim carrey in me myself and irene. He basically snaps and goes into some sort of split personality and completely loses it.

If it happened to me it depends on the circumstances but.... I'd leave her.

At 11/21/08 03:46 PM, Eggys wrote: Well I'd have it reported to the media and raise it regardless. I'd also want a study of how it happened and what relative of mine was black.

Why report it to the media?

So people give you money for being a good soul?

lol I has an idea.

At 11/23/08 12:37 AM, tails4president wrote: if she was raped then i would forgive her. if not then i would be heart broken.

If she was raped, she'd tell you and not let it be a surprise.

At 11/21/08 03:48 PM, doody1 wrote:

At 11/20/08 03:56 AM, Vitaal wrote: I whould push the baby back in.

'Come back out white, you dirty little cunt!'

Accidental pun, by the way.

actual wet myself

So you've been in love for a few years now, and your wife/girlfriend has become pregnant. You spend the whole nine months buying food, clothes, and diapers for the baby that's arriving. You couldn't be happier. Then, finally the day comes when your other half goes into labor, so you go to the hospital and stand by her side, hold her hand, kiss her, and encourage her to keep going. Then, finally after 12 hours it happens, the baby arrives!

Annnnnddd...

It's a different speciesthan you.

What do you do?

At 11/23/08 06:12 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 11/23/08 12:37 AM, tails4president wrote: if she was raped then i would forgive her. if not then i would be heart broken.

If she was raped, she'd tell you and not let it be a surprise.

Oh, BURN!!! Ahahaha! Looks liek DJ-Keen just fucken owned tails4president!

I'd leave her and take back everything I ever bought her during that time and probably before that, coz I'm nice like that.

Wow, that would be weird.

I'd talk to the doctors, make sure that it's not come genetic anomaly , and if it isn't, work things out with my cheating whore of a wife who I would be divorcing within the next 20 seconds. There's no way I could live with that.

At 11/20/08 03:01 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 11/20/08 02:59 AM, Panzerknacker wrote:

Aren't I such a nice guy? :p

You're doing it wrong.

Epic win!

Also I would eat the baby.

The worst one is, you get drunk, start kissing a girl, take her back to your room, to find out she has a set of bollocks and a penis, now that is something i hope no one else has to go through.

At 11/20/08 02:56 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: What do you do?

It's been nice fucking you~ no child support from me, bitch!

At 11/20/08 03:50 AM, tally1989 wrote: i would leave her.
she deserves nothing else then that

i second this

I kill my wife and the baby.

Imagine being the doctor delivering the baby... that would be WAY awkward.

Check mine and her genes. It could be a gene that remained dormant, after all.

At 11/23/08 10:57 AM, Rion-hunter wrote:

What do you do?

I would take pics and put it all over the interwebs.

At 11/23/08 12:22 PM, EviLDoG wrote: The worst one is, you get drunk, start kissing a girl, take her back to your room, to find out she has a set of bollocks and a penis, now that is something i hope no one else has to go through.

So you're telling us you nearly hooked up with a tranny?

Grrrroooossssss!!