zombieclowns are kidnapping her :O
Clown will touch your penis
Am I the only one who doesn't know what Twilight is?
seriously what the fuck is it, a story about vampires or something?
My sig is now PC
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
At 11/21/08 03:55 PM, DemonicHobbit wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't know what Twilight is?
seriously what the fuck is it, a story about vampires or something?
It's a glorified romance fanfic about sparkly vampires. I'm not joking about the sparkly part. The vampires sparkle.
At 11/21/08 03:57 PM, RoyalWaffle wrote:At 11/21/08 03:55 PM, DemonicHobbit wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't know what Twilight is?It's a glorified romance fanfic about sparkly vampires. I'm not joking about the sparkly part. The vampires sparkle.
seriously what the fuck is it, a story about vampires or something?
damn man that's a disgrace for vampires. Their entire reputation is fucked now
Clown will touch your penis
At 11/21/08 03:30 PM, Jaex wrote: I'm female and I can't stand Twilight. I know lots of girls that can't stand Twilight.
It's easy to multitask with it though, because it's pretty dumbed down. You can read Twilight simultaneously while you carry a conversation with three people. You can simultaneously read Twilight while you plan Robert Pattinson's death.
You can also read Twilight while masturbating, riding a bus, writing an essay, and drinking coffee.
Well, Jaex here cant do it while masturbating.
At 11/21/08 04:02 PM, DocSprite wrote:At 11/21/08 03:30 PM, Jaex wrote: I'm female and I can't stand Twilight. I know lots of girls that can't stand Twilight.You can also read Twilight while masturbating, riding a bus, writing an essay, and drinking coffee.
It's easy to multitask with it though, because it's pretty dumbed down. You can read Twilight simultaneously while you carry a conversation with three people. You can simultaneously read Twilight while you plan Robert Pattinson's death.
Well, Jaex here cant do it while masturbating.
I bet you I could. But why would I want to? Reading Twilight, for me, is like staring at a corroding corpse oozing candy.
Could not lay off of it... DEFORMED!
At 11/21/08 03:59 PM, Twilight95 wrote: NOBODY FINDS DRACULA SEXY
...If you can't see the blatant and direct relation between vampires and sexuality (especially in Dracula)...then you should read more.
That being said, yeah, Twilight is an abomination to everything and everyone involved with it.
Lol, all the photoshopped pictures are so funny! I'd lol so hard about Edward's face on Hitler's body!
My unenlightened soul may hold its grudge forever. Long live Rock music!
At 11/21/08 03:57 PM, RoyalWaffle wrote:At 11/21/08 03:55 PM, DemonicHobbit wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't know what Twilight is?It's a glorified romance fanfic about sparkly vampires. I'm not joking about the sparkly part. The vampires sparkle.
seriously what the fuck is it, a story about vampires or something?
Sparkling vampires?
Wat.
Some fear death, others pray for it...
Sig by Asalraalaikum
At 11/21/08 07:36 PM, Conker125 wrote: Sparkling vampires?
Wat.
www.google.com
Vampires, that sparkle.
MrPercie on Dromedary: "smug santa claus face, bringing nicieties to those he likes but shite to those he hates - which is everyone"
Sig by this dude
At 11/21/08 07:03 PM, Oldsage10 wrote: Could not lay off of it... DEFORMED!
Epic win.
bork bork bork
At 11/21/08 07:36 PM, Conker125 wrote:At 11/21/08 03:57 PM, RoyalWaffle wrote:Sparkling vampires?At 11/21/08 03:55 PM, DemonicHobbit wrote: Am I the only one who doesn't know what Twilight is?It's a glorified romance fanfic about sparkly vampires. I'm not joking about the sparkly part. The vampires sparkle.
seriously what the fuck is it, a story about vampires or something?
Wat.
They sparkle in sunlight.
SPOILER =D
I just saw the movie today.
I want my 8 dollars back.
Main girl wanted it in her so bad from that main guy.
In Soviet Russia, Wikipedia vandalizes YOU!!
the dude infront looks like the awful guy they picked to play goku in the dargonballZ movie.
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.
Want another spoiler?
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOIL ER
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
In the latest book the chick gets preggers from him and the baby grows super fast and bursts out of her.
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOILERSPOIL ER
SPOILERSPOILERSPOILER
Scrape and lick.
Lalalalalalalala.
"Guns don't kill people, the government does."
- Dale Gribble
Please do not contact Homor to get your message added to this sig, there is no more room.
At 11/21/08 11:31 PM, TheGimped wrote: Scrape and lick.
Lalalalalalalala.
One word: Win.
fucking chick books making girls expectations for guys completely unrealistic...
At 11/20/08 05:39 PM, Fantum wrote: Yeah, i went there.
Mmm. Delicious.
Dicks
THIS IS A VAMPIRE, NOT THOSE NORMAL PEOPLE WHO SHOULD LOOK LIKE A VAMPIRE
Clown will touch your penis
This thread should be quickly brought back for the season...
I'm afraid you'll have to speak up.
Anyone else think the girl in the back looks like Willow and the man on the other side looks like Andrew?
RubberJournal: READY DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT!
Mathematics club: we have beer and exponentials.
Cartoon club: Cause Toons>> Charlie Sheen+Raptor
At 11/21/08 07:40 PM, crapatflash wrote:At 11/21/08 07:03 PM, Oldsage10 wrote: Could not lay off of it... DEFORMED!Epic win.
At 11/24/08 08:12 PM, Oldsage10 wrote:
THANKS!!! XD
lol
Select between 5 monster racers, upgrade your monster skill and win the competition!
4.18 / 5.00 3,534 Views
Build most powerful forces, unleash hordes of monster and control your soldiers!
3.80 / 5.00 4,200 Views
© Copyright 1995-2014 Newgrounds, Inc. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy | Terms of Use
newgrounds.com — Your #1 online entertainment & artist community! All your base are belong to us.
