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At 11/19/08 07:28 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 11/19/08 07:27 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: How the breakup happens..
she gets him on the bed...
unzips his pants and sees it's only 1 nanometer big and dumps him because of it

We are actually going to wait before I actually stick it in him, but she said I could eat him out so ^_^

So basically you are saying he is going to let you lick his anal hole and/or penis?

I'm just waiting til this whole twatlight things ends.

Seriously even the "Souljaboy's so awesome" phase didn't last this long.

At 12/3/08 07:39 PM, Sawke wrote: oh my god....i think i just threw up the entire contents of my stomach.

Let the record show that if any man EVER tells me i'm his universe i will kick his balls and tell him to get a fucking hobbie.

Sawke, you are my universe.

Tie her up, whip her, and tell her if she ever calls you Edward Cullen again you will shove that Twilight book so far up her ass that she'll never speak of Vampires ever again. Girls love that shit. Trust me. You'll be an expert vampire hunter in no time.

they already broke up xD she was never actually going out with him we found out. She already had a boyfriend that is a senior like somebody here said

At 12/5/08 03:46 PM, ins3cur3 wrote: they already broke up xD she was never actually going out with him we found out. She already had a boyfriend that is a senior like somebody here said

You beter be telling the bloody Truth!

At 12/5/08 03:46 PM, ins3cur3 wrote: they already broke up xD she was never actually going out with him we found out. She already had a boyfriend that is a senior like somebody here said

Wasn't it you that said that?

Doesn't the love letter look like a random stew of love song lyrics. I mean the whole line about not being able to breathe ... ? And then it just repeats. I don't know if you're in love or not, but try not to get her pregnant. She is not good breeding material.

It won't last at your age muffin, sorry.

I think people are far too critical of people my age who claim they are in love. I mean, most often it is just them being retarded, but it can happen. 2 cases in point. 1: Romeo & Juliet, the play by William Shakespeare, stars, surprise, Romeo & Juliet, who are both 14. 2: Me. I have loved this girl for 2 years now. Not even a waver. Unfortunately, the furthest shes got is being immensely creeped out.

At 12/5/08 04:08 PM, mastermalpass wrote:

At 12/5/08 03:46 PM, ins3cur3 wrote: they already broke up xD she was never actually going out with him we found out. She already had a boyfriend that is a senior like somebody here said

You beter be telling the bloody Truth! I am telling the truth do you see how seatbeltnazi hasnt replied yet? He is most likely cryng and cutting himself in a dark corner

At 11/19/08 06:29 AM, Sawdust wrote: dump her, she likes that Twilight shit

AMEN!