I AM in love!

[Seatbeltnazi]

This is what my woman has to say about me, and the way I feel about her mirrors the way she feels about me(my name is not Edward Cullen, he is the vampire from Twilight)

"You my love, are so amazing. I wish there was some way I could just tell you in person how much you mean to me. I love everything about you. You, my Edward Cullen, have made me the happiest girl alive. I never expected to find a guy who loves me for me. I'm just a simple girl. You are the angel that flew from Heaven. I look forward every second of the day, just wanting to talk to you and tell you how much I love you. My love is stronger than ever. I've been hurt many times by guys who don't mean it. I don't want to get hurt and I'm trusting my faith with God that you won't hurt me. You are so sweet, so cute, amazing, perfect, and a wonderful guy. You have a very good personality that I love very much. I love the deep conversations we have. When you say my name, how much you love me, and the sweet things you say to me; my heart skips a beat.

I think of you all night and you are in my thoughts constantly. You are the perfect Edward Cullen. As I've told you many times before. I don't know if I could breathe without you because you are the air I breathe. I will love you forever and always. That will never change. Truthfully, I think I'm falling in love with you. I just don't know how to tell you that. You tell me you're in love with me. I just want to give you all of the love I have in my heart. It's bottling up inside and I need to give it to someone. That someone is you! I hope you'll understand these poems I've been writing. I don't know if you will or not. I'm truely trying to make this relationship work for the both of us. Communication is key to any relationship. When you got mad at me yesterday, it broke my heart to pieces. You don't know how much that hurt me. But, I know I probably hurt you more than you hurt me. I'm glad we worked it out and we're okay again. I love you baby! "

"My love for you is so strong. Without the love I got from you, I could not breathe. You made me believe I had a reason to live and I know God put me on this Earth for a purpose. I think God has guided me to the love of my life, my soulmate, and my partner in crime. I never doubted we had nothing there because it was obvious that we did. There is nothing I wouldn't do for you because I love you that much. You will always be my everything, my sweet, adorible, perfect Edward Cullen. I love you more than words can describe. If my parents ever told me I couldn't talk to you anymore, I wouldn't have a purpose to live. I would tell my parents goodbye because nothing is worse than not having you in my life. I mean everything I say to you, and that's the truth.

I promise that I'll be there when you need me. You are my everything and I don't know what I'd do without you. I have never felt like this before and when I met you, everything in my life had changed right then and there. I think God had put us both here to find a way to bring us together. I think it's fate now because why would God lead us the wrong way? I never expected a guy like you would ever love a simple girl like me. I love you very much and that will never change. I don't know how to tell you this in person, but I'm hoping these poems will explain to you how I feel. There are many things I would like to tell you in person and maybe when we meet, I can tell you how much I love you. You can kiss me in the rain and tell me how much I mean to you. I love you way more than you will ever know and I'm not lying about anything I say in these poems. I love you my Edward!! "

"You mean the world to me. No one undersands the way I feel about you. I never expected us to be this in love. When I met you, and we started talking, I felt so special. You gave me the attention I wanted from a guy. I hope you understand the thoughts that run through my head every second of the day. I love you more than anything on this planet. I even love you more than words can describe. I don't know what I'd do without you. Each and everyday, I look forward to speaking with you. At first, I thought it was just a crush, but now it's way more than that. I wouldn't trade it for anything because nothing can replace what I'm feeling now. There is no way I'm letting you go now. I hate the fact that we live a little far from each other. but you know that can't stop the way we feel for each other.

Now that I think about it more, the more I crave you're presence. I've never felt like this before about anyone and I can't explain these feelings I have for you. Babe, you are offically my perfect, wonderful, amazing Edward Cullen. I'm serious, you are mine forever and you always will be. I promise I will never break you're heart or make you mad at meagain. You are the sunshine of my world, the air I breathe, the flowers I smell, the grass I lay in, the trees in my front yard, the llama I love, the heart that beats, and the thoughts in my head. You are way perfect for me and words can't describe how much you mean to me. There is never a time when I hated oru in depth conversations. I keep thinking about you and you will never leave my head. Truthfully, I don't want you to leave. I will love you forever and always, my love. "

I will love her forever and always.

[Sawdust]

dump her, she likes that Twilight shit

[DJ-Keen]

Dude, you're fucking 15.

You'll break up in a couple weeks-few months.

Have fun.

[NeverHundred]

That's nice...

Being in hate is funner though.

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 11/19/08 06:30 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Dude, you're fucking 16.

You'll break up in a couple weeks-few months.

Have fun.

Fixed.

[DJ-Keen]

At 11/19/08 06:35 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:30 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Dude, you're fucking 16.

Fixed.

HUR HUR HUR.

Maybe you should take time to fix your profile, rather than my posts.

You fucking faggot shit-piece motherfucking cuntwhore.

[ShortMonkey]

C'mon guys, let the kid have his fun. Let him enjoy high school relationships while he can.

[xTOXICxEMPIRE]

Sounds like a bitch.
Plus, she probably thinks you're this "Ed Cullen" guy. Soon, she'll make you get a haircut like his, and make you wear the same clothes as him. Before you know it, your name is changed to "Edward".

Have fun.

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 11/19/08 06:39 AM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:35 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:30 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Dude, you're fucking 16.

Fixed.

HUR HUR HUR.

Maybe you should take time to fix your profile, rather than my posts.

You fucking faggot shit-piece motherfucking cuntwhore.

God damn am I one sexy motherfucker,,,

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Blah

Why do all teenage love-letters have to contain all the drab, cliche "you are my everything" shit.

[LiquidFire]

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

congrats on falling in love =D

[NeverHundred]

When falling in love be sure to use your arms and hands to help cushion the fall and to protect your head and other the delicate parts of your body.

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 11/19/08 07:17 AM, NeverHundred wrote: When falling in love be sure to use your arms and hands to help cushion the fall and to protect your head and other the delicate parts of your body.

Ok, thanks for the advice. I heard love is a very hard thing to fall for.

[NekoMika]

At 11/19/08 07:02 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Blah

Why do all teenage love-letters have to contain all the drab, cliche "you are my everything" shit.

BEcause they like to be overdramatic and stupid every time they get a new bf/gf...how damn retarded does the rabbit hole get?

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 11/19/08 07:02 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Blah

Why do all teenage love-letters have to contain all the drab, cliche "you are my everything" shit.

You would not understand because you have never felt like this.

[NekoMika]

At 11/19/08 07:22 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 11/19/08 07:02 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Blah

Why do all teenage love-letters have to contain all the drab, cliche "you are my everything" shit.

You would not understand because you have never felt like this.

I will laugh when she dumps you for a guy with a bigger dick and brain

[Seatbeltnazi]

I bet you will, though I doubt it will happen. If it does, then I will post defeat, and a topic saying you win.

[NeverHundred]

At 11/19/08 07:23 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: I will laugh when she dumps you for a guy with a bigger dick and brain

Or maybe she'll realize she's a lesbian after all. It's happened before...

[NekoMika]

How the breakup happens..
she gets him on the bed...
unzips his pants and sees it's only 1 nanometer big and dumps him because of it

[Seatbeltnazi]

At 11/19/08 07:27 AM, shadowchaotailsevil3 wrote: How the breakup happens..
she gets him on the bed...
unzips his pants and sees it's only 1 nanometer big and dumps him because of it

We are actually going to wait before I actually stick it in her, but she said I could eat her out so ^_^

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 11/19/08 07:22 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote:

At 11/19/08 07:02 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: Blah

Why do all teenage love-letters have to contain all the drab, cliche "you are my everything" shit.

You would not understand because you have never felt like this.

Lol. "You don't understand me!" Goddammit, you fucking kids are all the same these days. I'm happy for you and all, but that was just cringing to read. If you love her at all, reply to that with something ORIGINAL and creative.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 11/19/08 06:30 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Dude, you're fucking 15.

You'll break up in a couple weeks-few months.

Have fun.

People said the same thing to me last year when I met Ms ZAAL. Heck, I know that most first relaitonships fail, but my mum, for example, she has only ever dated one man and now she is married to him.

Goo luck to you Seatbeltnazi.

[Lost-Chances]

At 11/19/08 06:25 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: This is what my woman has to say about me, and the way I feel about her mirrors the way she feels about me(my name is not Edward Cullen, he is the vampire from Twilight)

So you're telling me she's:
1. Comparing you to a pathetic version of a goth.
2. Saying you're someone who bleeds someone else dry for satisfaction (e.g. bleeding someone else dry of money so you can spend it on useless things).
3. Actually in love with a fictional character and not you.

Take your pick.

[Seatbeltnazi]

Where the fuck did you get #2?

[Dragoonwing]

In a couple weeks you'll be posting about how emo you suddenly became when she dumps you.

[Dromedary]

Go join the Army.

Few will get this joke.

[Dromedary]

I found the thread which I was reffering to, btw.

[platypuspwn]

At 11/19/08 06:44 AM, Seatbeltnazi wrote: God damn am I one ugly ass motherfucker,,,

you got that Right :D

[Reeoz]

I dunno.... I Think she likes Edward Cullen more than you...

[NekoMika]

So how is the lovelife with your boyfriend going?