Cocksucker

[Sportsboy]

Okay first off I didn't even know that cocksucker was in the dictionary which is why I think this is pretty hilarious. As most of you may know when you type in a word on merriam websters site it has an option that says the word for you so you can actuallyknow how to say it, well I was having fun and making it say things such as fuck you and stuff like that then decided to put in cocksucker and then the things got really funny. Also apparently they want you to find a job as a cocksucker.

[bgraybr]

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This is hilarious. How many pointless words are dictionaries going to add?

[Sensationalism]

Find jobs in your city. lol

Who wants to be a cocksucker?
I wonder what the interview is like.

[Lotus]

Now that's really making me wish to pick up the latest dictionary!

[Aci6]

At 11/19/08 01:35 AM, bgraybr wrote: L
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This is hilarious. How many pointless words are dictionaries going to add?

I really don't think its a pointless word if its derogatory and in turn labelled as one in the dictionary.
Do you even fucking think?

[FoAngel]

the idea of the fellatio started in 1891?

i wonder who was the first?

[NeverHundred]

Cocksucker, it's a dirty job but somebody has to do it.

[Mags1722]

i wunder if it pays good?

[NeverHundred]

At 11/19/08 08:04 AM, Mags1722 wrote: i wunder if it pays good?

It depends on the clients and ones own personal skill level.

[CanadianSnowman]

On a related yet unrelated note, I forgot how crappy Windows XP looks.

[Folin1]

Fuck up
I want a job as a fuck up

[NeverHundred]

At 11/19/08 08:41 AM, Folin1 wrote: Fuck up
I want a job as a fuck up

eh, pays lousy and it's not very fulfilling. Now being a cocksucker is very fulfilling... in a sense.

[EpicFail]

Look up orgy.
I heard it says "5 guys with no shoes or socks on."

[Folin1]

At 11/19/08 08:46 AM, NeverHundred wrote:

At 11/19/08 08:41 AM, Folin1 wrote: Fuck up
I want a job as a fuck up

eh, pays lousy and it's not very fulfilling. Now being a cocksucker is very fulfilling... in a sense.

Ya, but you don't get sticky

[Sportsboy]

At 11/19/08 08:50 AM, EpicFail wrote: Look up orgy.
I heard it says "5 guys with no shoes or socks on."

Sorry it does not say that....at least not on merriam webster.

[xports]

At 11/19/08 04:57 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I wonder what the interview is like.

It's just one long oral exam.

[Emonquente]

*Sighs* Someone finally picks up a dictionary, and what do they do? Look up cocksucker....

XD

[NeverHundred]

At 11/20/08 01:27 AM, Emonquente wrote: *Sighs* Someone finally picks up a dictionary, and what do they do? Look up cocksucker....

XD

Yup, just like in middle school.

[DJ-Keen]

Personally, I laughed when I saw:

"Cocksucker"

-one entry found

[Sportsboy]

At 11/20/08 01:27 AM, Emonquente wrote: *Sighs* Someone finally picks up a dictionary, and what do they do? Look up cocksucker....

XD

actually I was looking up definitions for my schoolwork then someone else typed that in mine and then I opened up three different windows at a time and made it say, "fuck you cocksucker."

[Puzzled]

quick!
someone stop me from laughing so hard

[HolyTomato]

well I mean once they let "aint" be in the dictionary the flood gates just burst open im sure

[NeverHundred]

At 11/21/08 11:36 PM, HolyTomato wrote: well I mean once they let "aint" be in the dictionary the flood gates just burst open im sure

If a language can evolve than what stops it from devolving?

[Twistedsanta]

H...How would you do the job interview????

[DrClay]

At 11/22/08 01:02 AM, Twistedsanta wrote: H...How would you do the job interview????

you have to "please" the one who is interviewing you of course

[AlternativePumpkins]

Thank you Webster.

[kraor024]

What does a "cocksucker" map look like?

[PsychoticMind]

At 11/20/08 02:57 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Personally, I laughed when I saw:

"Cocksucker"

-one entry found

Dear lord, that made me laugh so hard I nearly fell over.

[swiftstylerX]

At 11/21/08 11:35 PM, Sportsboy wrote: then I opened up three different windows at a time and made it say, "fuck you cocksucker."

I lol'd.

Reminds me of this typing-timing program I use at school. You enter your name, and when your time is up, it says 'Sorry _your name_ your time is up!'

I would make it say stuff like, "Sorry, you douchebag... but cheating on that chick was not a good idea. You prick. Fuck you. In the ass. Oh also, your time is up!