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What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:20:20 Reply

it can't be black coz that would be impossible, but a very dark yellow? i dont know because i drink alot lots of water.

i mean thts not black in the picture, but surely there must be some darker urine

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:21:11 Reply

I'm sorry, but I only pee yellow.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:21:34 Reply

If you are dehydrated your urine will look like lemon Snapple. That's the darkest it can get.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:21:46 Reply

Yellow, never that dark. Maybe when I piss blood or something.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:21:49 Reply

Experiments will answer your queries.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:21:51 Reply

The darker your urine, the more BLOOD it contains.

So just put more blood in it, and there you go.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:22:20 Reply

My urine is water like, I'm healthy.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:24:36 Reply

Clear piss = drinking enough
Yellow piss = not drinking enough


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:25:13 Reply

look at the 12:00 sample, that looks like pure bloody piss

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:25:49 Reply

I don't drink enough.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:27:10 Reply

At 11/18/08 02:21 PM, remspoorman wrote: The darker your urine, the more BLOOD it contains.

So just put more blood in it, and there you go.

It isn't blood, I think your bladder doesn't filter something as good or something like that I forgot the name of it but if your piss is like yellow it can have a killer effect.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:27:23 Reply

when my dad was in the hospitol after a car accident, and he was in a coma, after 2 weeks his piss was black as ink because his kidnies and muscles where breaking down...

that was scary... a bag full of sticky black piss...


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:30:30 Reply

Darkest mine got was orange. Kinda messed up.

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:36:09 Reply

I work in a lab and the the darkest iv seen come through a a really dark blood red very close to black

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:36:22 Reply

Get pneumonia and find out.

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 14:39:16 Reply

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:23:00 Reply

I piss rainbows.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:28:55 Reply

I'm glad to say I've only ever reached 15:00.

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:30:28 Reply

I think the OP needs a prostate exam.

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:31:17 Reply

At 11/18/08 03:30 PM, Dragoonwing wrote: I think the OP needs a prostate exam.

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:32:24 Reply

I've got bright-green before.

More of a weird-shade of pee. . .

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:38:10 Reply

I have proberbly peed the colour of the one that says 15:00


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:41:19 Reply

The darker your pee, the more dehydrated you are. If your piss is the color of 7:00, TAKE A DRINK. Otherwise, you'll get a kidney stone.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:48:46 Reply

I am guessing if you piss blood then red would be the darkest it gets.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:50:30 Reply

I've pissed something in the neighbourhood of 12:00 in that pic. Not red, though, just dark yellow, of that shade.


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 15:54:55 Reply

At 11/18/08 03:38 PM, blindone2 wrote: I have proberbly peed the colour of the one that says 15:00

Nice work on stealing my signature, fag.

On topic, darkest I've ever gotten is orange. Yellow is the way to go!


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 16:22:32 Reply

Cobalt blue


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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 16:25:32 Reply

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 16:33:08 Reply

How the flying fuck did this subject get so many posts.

But anyways mine was green-ish once after drinking a small bottle of food colouring. It was to prove a point.

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Response to What's the darkest shade of pee? 2008-11-18 16:50:12 Reply

I remember pissing out a really dark orange twice recently--when I got a nice bladder infection (and then when I was taking a medication that turned it an awesome shade of orange), and when I was in the hospital for mono.

It was really worrying.


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