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At 11/17/08 10:11 PM, Shakyjake wrote:

At 11/17/08 10:09 PM, SgtBrainDead wrote: well girls are not allowed on the internet they belong in the kitchen :)

Why have there been no women on the moon? It doesn't need cleaning.

Its because no one has gone there.

At 11/17/08 11:54 PM, nymphoid wrote:

At 11/17/08 11:50 PM, ngfan14 wrote: They're busy making my dinner.

dream on, child.

I purpose we make a new term: NG Vagwhore

Women on the internet is like saying "There are Motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking Submarine". Both sound stupid, are terrible ideas, and would not make a good movie.

HINT: the magic word is: SARCASM.

At 11/18/08 12:00 AM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

I purpose we make a new term: NG Vagwhore

What I wouldn't give to be just another male user right now. I fucking detest how a lot of girls on here behave.

At 11/18/08 01:13 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/18/08 12:00 AM, ZeldaFreak701 wrote:

I purpose we make a new term: NG Vagwhore

What I wouldn't give to be just another male user right now. I fucking detest how a lot of girls on here behave.

yeah, what a shame that we all don't obsess over yaoi and incest :'[

At 11/17/08 11:51 PM, EpicFail wrote: There are lots of girls on NG.

But they are still a minority amongst all the males on here.

At 11/18/08 01:16 AM, nymphoid wrote:

yeah, what a shame that we all don't obsess over yaoi and incest :'[

I love how you think you know me just by obsessively browsing my blog history.

I don't join websites mostly used by guys because I want their attention, it's because I like the site. Shame you can't say the same.

At 11/18/08 01:18 AM, Gagsy wrote: I love how you think you know me just by obsessively browsing my blog history.

I don't join websites mostly used by guys because I want their attention, it's because I like the site. Shame you can't say the same.

i know how you act and you act heinously repulsive.
i joined because my boyfriend wanted me to. you wouldn't understand things like "love" and "companionship" because no one would touch you with a ten foot pole, but you don't need to project your loneliness and cynicism on all the happy girls in the world.

there is a shit load of them mate there names may not sound like a name a girl would use but look on there prfiles and they r a girl

At 11/18/08 01:22 AM, nymphoid wrote:

i know how you act and you act heinously repulsive.
i joined because my boyfriend wanted me to. you wouldn't understand things like "love" and "companionship" because no one would touch you with a ten foot pole, but you don't need to project your loneliness and cynicism on all the happy girls in the world.

Oh lordy lord, your sig message couldn't ring much truer.

A little fool indeed. The judge is out on the beautiful part, arrogance doesn't make beauty.

At 11/18/08 01:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Oh lordy lord, your sig message couldn't ring much truer.

A little fool indeed. The judge is out on the beautiful part, arrogance doesn't make beauty.

oh, we're being witty now, are we?
let me see. your username is fitting too!
if i met you in real life, i'd probably gag, puke on you, and then punch you in your miserable face.

besides, if i'm getting all this attention from all these guys, i've gotta be doing something right

At 11/18/08 01:25 AM, Gagsy wrote: Oh lordy lord, your sig message couldn't ring much truer.

A little fool indeed. The judge is out on the beautiful part, arrogance doesn't make beauty.

Translation: "I don't have a comeback, so I'll just change the topic instead."

Just saying.

At 11/18/08 01:30 AM, nymphoid wrote: besides, if i'm getting all this attention from all these guys, i've gotta be doing something right

To be honest, it easy to get the attention of a bunch of guys. All you have to do is post up some pics of yourself on a predominately male website, where most of those males are teenage users. Most of the female users get more comments on their userpage news posts in a day than a normal guy gets in a month.

Lol tag-team.

At 11/18/08 01:32 AM, uyersuyer wrote:

Translation: "I don't have a comeback, so I'll just change the topic instead."

Just saying.

That was the 'comeback'. Everything your girlfriend said was foolish, hence why I laughed at her sig message then, it all made so much sense.

And she can't do witty well, what a let down =(

At 11/18/08 01:36 AM, Gagsy wrote: Lol tag-team.

At 11/18/08 01:32 AM, uyersuyer wrote:

Translation: "I don't have a comeback, so I'll just change the topic instead."

Just saying.

That was the 'comeback'. Everything your girlfriend said was foolish, hence why I laughed at her sig message then, it all made so much sense.

And she can't do witty well, what a let down =(

are you sad because you can't find anyone that'll have your back?
i didn't ask him to post. apparently he finds you as disgusting as i do.
you're actually right! some ng girls aredeplorable, posting oh-so-sad blogs about their lonely miserable lives and then having the nerve to try talking down to girls that ARE confident and content to make their existences a little less painful.

Whoaaaa, you guys. Catty.

I thought I was pretty bad at being a catty so and so, but I've been proved wrong.

And once again you pick and choose what you respond to, instead of actually arguing. But I guess taking the time to make valid points and actually being witty would take effort, huh. SHame.

And I should have mentioned this in my previous post, but y'all know about the PM system, right?
And how this kind of verbal scrimmage is kind of what this is for?

You know?
Right?
Right?

Cuz I'm in a right fighting mood, so don't argue with me.

At 11/18/08 01:41 AM, nymphoid wrote:

are you sad because you can't find anyone that'll have your back?
i didn't ask him to post. apparently he finds you as disgusting as i do.
you're actually right! some ng girls aredeplorable, posting oh-so-sad blogs about their lonely miserable lives and then having the nerve to try talking down to girls that ARE confident and content to make their existences a little less painful.

Unlike your boyfriend I don't settle for shit.

At 11/18/08 01:42 AM, uyersuyer wrote: And once again you pick and choose what you respond to, instead of actually arguing. But I guess taking the time to make valid points and actually being witty would take effort, huh. SHame.

Yes because arguing on the internet is dumb, but dumb people can't tell when they're being dumb. Shame.

SORRY JADE, I'LL BE GOOD.

At 11/18/08 01:47 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Unlike your boyfriend I don't settle for shit.

I did a "OH NO YOU DI-INT!" scoff. XD

SORRY JADE, I'LL BE GOOD.

I know, sugar, I know.

At 11/18/08 01:47 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 11/18/08 01:41 AM, nymphoid wrote:

are you sad because you can't find anyone that'll have your back?
i didn't ask him to post. apparently he finds you as disgusting as i do.
you're actually right! some ng girls aredeplorable, posting oh-so-sad blogs about their lonely miserable lives and then having the nerve to try talking down to girls that ARE confident and content to make their existences a little less painful.

Unlike your boyfriend I don't settle for shit.

protip: unless you want to die alone, you really don't have a choice.

sorry jade.
some girls need to act like snide little cunts, whereas i'd rather call someone out blatantly. i had to chase her back in her little hole.
i'm done. <3

At 11/18/08 01:49 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 11/18/08 01:47 AM, Gagsy wrote:

Unlike your boyfriend I don't settle for shit.

I did a "OH NO YOU DI-INT!" scoff. XD

lmfao so i am not the only one :):)

At 11/18/08 01:53 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 11/18/08 01:47 AM, Gagsy wrote: Unlike your boyfriend I don't settle for shit.

protip: unless you want to die alone, you really don't have a choice.

You both need to shut the fuck up, make me a sandwich and then the person who makes the better sandwich gets to suck my hot dick.

At 11/18/08 01:53 AM, nymphoid wrote: i had to chase her back in her little hole.

hehe lesbian joke :)

You know, rarely do internet fights entertain me - usually they are between two computer nerds arguing over a Mac vs. PC component.

However, I was enthralled during this entire bought, and it certainly did not disappoint in the end. Special thanks to Jade for allowing it.

PS - I loved the inclusion of the boyfriend haha. I can just imagine the PM, "yo jerkoff - some older girl is ragging me in this thread. Go defend my honor, asshole!"

At 11/18/08 02:00 AM, Timmy wrote:

PS - I loved the inclusion of the boyfriend haha. I can just imagine the PM, "yo jerkoff - some older girl is ragging me in this thread. Go defend my honor, asshole!"

I'm a little mad at nymphoid atm actually. I just jumped in because I hate when people argue without any sense of continuity and Gagsy is a prime example of that.

At 11/18/08 02:01 AM, uyersuyer wrote:

At 11/18/08 02:00 AM, Timmy wrote:

PS - I loved the inclusion of the boyfriend haha. I can just imagine the PM, "yo jerkoff - some older girl is ragging me in this thread. Go defend my honor, asshole!"

I'm a little mad at nymphoid atm actually. I just jumped in because I hate when people argue without any sense of continuity and Gagsy is a prime example of that.

Eh - let's not prevoke anything more here. Whats done is done, and we understand your reasons for picking sides here. Don't sweat it, I just found it humorous.

At 11/18/08 02:01 AM, uyersuyer wrote: I'm a little mad at nymphoid atm actually. I just jumped in because I hate when people argue without any sense of continuity and Gagsy is a prime example of that.

just saying "gagsy is a prime example of that" will fuel another fight.

Ok OK ok.

End of the argument starts nao.

Eh, fuck it, this was a pretty stupid topic. I dunno why I didn't lock it earlier, but YOU KNOW.