The Bitch About Twilight Thread

[CartoonDiablo]

Alright if your on newgrounds chances are a male and are sick and tired of OMFG TWILIGHT, so make use and post here about just why this is getting out of hand.

Seriously at my school there was a thing of pins/buttons going around to promote Twilight. When I saw it one was left........out of like 30. This was during class.

We were all in the computer lab to take our social studies final essay can you guess what site all the girls went on? I mean honestly I've seen Twilight Pins/shirts/bags and other crazy shit all born by like at least 20 girls.

[Skwisgaar]

*Does best cartman impression* I.....HATE.......TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!! *shits pants*

[CartoonDiablo]

Twilight: Vampire sex fanfiction

[OneLastCaress]

stupidstupidstupidstupidstupidstupid

book was okay.

[psychomantis9]

havent read the book, havent seen the film, and to be totaly honest i dont fucking want to, the girl who sits next to me in maths cant shut the fuck up about it, she goes on like its heroin or something

[PsycoticDemon]

At 11/17/08 03:47 PM, psychomantis9 wrote: havent read the book, havent seen the film, and to be totaly honest i dont fucking want to, the girl who sits next to me in maths cant shut the fuck up about it, she goes on like its heroin or something

don't insult heroin like that.

[Skwisgaar]

don't insult heroin like that.

Epic win

[MidnightHowl]

Twilight...Uhh...I think its ummm....

If i say its good i get flamed if i say its bad i get flamed. THERE IS NO WINNING!

[xKore]

At 11/17/08 03:49 PM, Skwisgaar wrote:

don't insult heroin like that.

Epic win

EPIC WIN! EPIC WIN! FIRIN MA LAZAH! OVER 9000!

shit pisses me off

[greensucksbluerules]

It was actually a guy who told me it was awesome.

[Schizo-Sephy]

God that story is so cliched. my friends said I'd like it. The only vampire series I ever liked was Hellsing, otherwise they all suck. And I hate romance too. It pisses me off.

[Achilles2]

They're going to interview people who hate Twilight and put it up on my school's TV News program for everyone to see. I can't wait.

Seriously, take note on how 99.9% of the girls who are Twilight-obsessed can't get a guy even if they stripped.

[mranarchy]

Fuck Twilight...Its night-time itself I hate

[Sk8erGirl14]

Twilight's the best book ever.

[Thimbles]

"Speaking of movies, what did everyone think about Quantum of Solace? Did anybody here see it? No? Is anyone going to see Twilight?", the teacher.

"Yes, but I hear it's not going to be nearly as good as the books.", random student.

"Yeah. Movies are never as great as the books."

"Heh. I read the series 8 times. It's so good."

If I facepalmed, I might have broken my nose. My disgust is just that great when people say they've re-read a series that many times. Let alone Twilight.

[SCUD14]

At 11/17/08 04:45 PM, mranarchy wrote: Fuck Twilight...Its night-time itself I hate

I have to admit, i lol'ed. Quite a lot.

[CrazyDelmar]

Twilight is one of those things to just say no to.

also sucks to drive through...

[Gatling]

I sure hope this shit doesn't get to Europe. It'll be Harry Potter all over again.

[Nebula]

Sparkly Vampires=fail
Also, using Mary and Gary Sues= double fail.

[FattyWhale]

How many of you judgmental idiots have actually read the books. Few I suppose.

[drknes]

Isn't there a thread with some link to youtube about some fat chick yelling at people for hating twilight?

The expressions she makes made me laugh.

[firemaker60]

At 11/17/08 04:57 PM, milinko959 wrote: How many of you judgmental idiots have actually read the books. Few I suppose.

It's a horrible story with a weak premise, and you know it too.

[FattyWhale]

Double post.

Just remember the next time you are shitting your pants because a new video game is coming out, or making topics on the BBS about how you lost your virginity, just remember how little you care about Twilight, and that's how much we all care about anything you are excited about.

[Drake]

I'd rather get cock-slapped by Captain than watch that movie. And I'm not gay, either.

[Wurmy]

At 11/17/08 04:57 PM, milinko959 wrote: How many of you judgmental idiots have actually read the books. Few I suppose.

I've read all four of them. I hate the ending on the last one.. all that build up for absolutely nothing.. :(
And, like Eragon, I'm going to assume this movie will suck ass and not watch it. I was right with Eragon (so my friends have said) and chances are this one won't be any good either. Even if it is, I would much rather keep the image of the book in my head, rather than have some other guy cram his image of the book into my head. If that makes any sense..

[Bryony]

Twilight as a single book is alright, but the rest of the series just goes downhill at an alarming rate, Meyer should have just stopped with the one.

[Schizo-Sephy]

Girl falls in love with guy.
Guy turns out to be a vampire.
There is a question about should I make her a vampire.
Some dumbass other vampire(s) come and they'll all be like "falling in love with a vampire is weak.
Conflict ensues."

Ultra cliched vampire movie.

[jack231]

average teen girl:OH MY GAWD U CAN GO **** URSELF TWILIGHT IS THE BEST IT'S AN INSPIRATIONAL LOVE STORY OH MY GAWD!!!! AND THE MALE VAMP IS SO HAWT OMG!!!! IM GONNA GO SHOP 4 BACK TO SCHOOL CLOTHES AT HOT TOPIC!!! CUZ DRES TWILIGHT STUFF THERE!

now south park is parodying it.

*butters runs into lab* BUTTERS! Stan,we've got trouble! vampires have come to our school!

[Thimbles]

At 11/17/08 04:57 PM, milinko959 wrote: How many of you judgmental idiots have actually read the books. Few I suppose.

I was recommended the book a while ago before I had any knowledge of what it was about. Predictable, boring, over descriptive piece of shit book.

[fuzzum111]

Ya know what I hate this stuped ass shit as well, go on wiki and read what its about

book #1 bitch meets vampire guy and falls in love, but vampire guy has to fight one of his own to love her.

Book #2 bitch finds frineds with werewolvs, and ends up haveing to team up with the vampires? WTF? (if you did not know vampires + werewolves = fighting and death normally. Oh and the other guy just left for some reason, her like vamperic lover)

Book #3 bitch gets turned into a vampire, and ends up getting knocked up by a werewolf..yea ( a metus...again for you who don't know thats VERY VERY BAD) So yea

Twilight.. one of the most bullshit filled teen vampire fantsy drama's out there. I don't get why the fuck everyone is going batshit crazy about them.