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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:04 AM
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Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13! Maybe I should wait a few years for her...
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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:07 AM
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At 11/17/08 09:04 AM, EpicFail wrote: Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13! Maybe I should wait a few years for her...
Maybe you should fuck her and make her keep it shut. Make up some bullshit excuse that a 13 year old girl would believe.
If there's grass on the wicket...
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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:08 AM
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You know what they say, "old enough to pee, old enough for me".
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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:09 AM
At 11/17/08 09:07 AM, SCUD14 wrote:
Maybe you should fuck her and make her keep it shut. Make up some bullshit excuse that a 13 year old girl would believe. If there's grass on the wicket...
I haven't really gotten to know her good enough, but she does have a crush on me...
Posted at: 11/17/08 09:10 AM
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A 16 on 13 year old isn't bad.. it's when you turn 17 and she's still 13 it gets gruesome. And then especially the 18 on 14 year old, hahaha.
Posted at: 11/17/08 09:11 AM
At 11/17/08 09:10 AM, simon wrote:
At that point, it's illegal! D: Fucking laws.
Posted at: 11/17/08 09:13 AM
At 11/17/08 09:11 AM, EpicFail wrote: At 11/17/08 09:10 AM, simon wrote: A 16 on 13 year old isn't bad.. it's when you turn 17 and she's still 13 it gets gruesome. And then especially the 18 on 14 year old, hahaha.At that point, it's illegal! D: Fucking laws.
Thank god every single girl I have been out with has been older than me. Apart from the last 2 girls, both being a year younger than me lul.
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That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect man
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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:14 AM
At 11/17/08 09:13 AM, Earfetish wrote: That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect man
I know, I am not dating her, my girlfriend is 15.
Posted at: 11/17/08 09:31 AM
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The girls I've found attractive have almost always been a little older than me. I don't know why, I guess it's just my preference.
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Posted at: 11/17/08 10:29 AM
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Tell her its purely physcial, and fuck her till she crys
Posted at: 11/17/08 10:45 AM
At 11/17/08 09:14 AM, EpicFail wrote: At 11/17/08 09:13 AM, Earfetish wrote: That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect manI know, I am not dating her, my girlfriend is 15.
Wait what? In your original post you said you was dating the 13 year old..
Posted at: 11/18/08 02:27 PM
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NO he didn't
Silly man. Read it again.
Posted at: 11/18/08 02:29 PM
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At 11/17/08 10:45 AM, simon wrote: Wait what? In your original post you said you was dating the 13 year old..
duh... she magically turned 15...
everybody know that
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At 11/18/08 02:29 PM, diochawolper wrote: At 11/17/08 10:45 AM, simon wrote: Wait what? In your original post you said you was dating the 13 year old..duh... she magically turned 15... everybody know that
I said this other girl is 13, and my girlfriend is 15...
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I just don't know why anyone would bother making a thread like this :P
even if it is time consuming
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Posted at: 11/18/08 03:15 PM
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seconded. It's called the 2 year rule for a reason, any more or less and it gets abit weird. Obviously the rule changes when you get to like 20 but when you're a teenager dont go perving on the innocent &young>:(
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Posted at: 11/18/08 03:55 PM
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Dude, just no...
Get a girl your age.
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Posted at: 11/18/08 03:58 PM
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Jailbait is awsome. All the cool kids are doing it
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Er...no. Stick to people closer your own age.
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Posted at: 11/18/08 03:59 PM
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Do you like the other girl, cause she's great or cause she's 13?
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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:00 PM
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You have a girlfriend nice job I will alert the media.
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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:03 PM
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Try this, it's my little age dating system, and it might just work for you.
Age - 16 Allowed - 15 / 16 / 17
Age - 17 Allowed - 16 / 17 / 18 / 19
Age - 18 Allowed - 18 / 19 / 20
Age - 19 - 21 Allowed 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22
Age - 21+ Allowed 19+
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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:05 PM
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It's not a matter of being too young, it's a matter of being too tight.
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Well I know you're only thirteen honey But I hoped you'd understand
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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:06 PM
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when in dout , think of the 2 / 3 year rule and then you'll know either to tap it or not tap it ,
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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:09 PM
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At 11/18/08 04:03 PM, Elios wrote: Try this, it's my little age dating system, and it might just work for you.
Now THAT makes sense.
Did you make this yourself?
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So... you're thinking about leaving your girlfriend for someone because you think they look good?
And on top of that, someone who's three years younger than you?
Uhuh.
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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:11 PM
At 11/18/08 04:09 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: So... you're thinking about leaving your girlfriend for someone because you think they look good? And on top of that, someone who's three years younger than you? Uhuh.
No, I never said I was thinking of leaving my girlfriend for the 13 year old...
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My Friend dated a 25 year old when she was 16... i told her that it was really fucking dodgy but she took no notice.
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