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EpicFail

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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:04 AM

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Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13!
Maybe I should wait a few years for her...


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At 11/17/08 09:04 AM, EpicFail wrote: Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13!
Maybe I should wait a few years for her...

Maybe you should fuck her and make her keep it shut. Make up some bullshit excuse that a 13 year old girl would believe.

If there's grass on the wicket...

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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:08 AM

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You know what they say, "old enough to pee, old enough for me".

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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:09 AM

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At 11/17/08 09:07 AM, SCUD14 wrote:
Maybe you should fuck her and make her keep it shut. Make up some bullshit excuse that a 13 year old girl would believe.

If there's grass on the wicket...

I haven't really gotten to know her good enough, but she does have a crush on me...


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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:10 AM

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At 11/17/08 09:04 AM, EpicFail wrote: Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13!
Maybe I should wait a few years for her...

A 16 on 13 year old isn't bad.. it's when you turn 17 and she's still 13 it gets gruesome.
And then especially the 18 on 14 year old, hahaha.

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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:11 AM

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At 11/17/08 09:10 AM, simon wrote:
A 16 on 13 year old isn't bad.. it's when you turn 17 and she's still 13 it gets gruesome.
And then especially the 18 on 14 year old, hahaha.

At that point, it's illegal! D: Fucking laws.


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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:13 AM

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At 11/17/08 09:11 AM, EpicFail wrote:
At 11/17/08 09:10 AM, simon wrote:
A 16 on 13 year old isn't bad.. it's when you turn 17 and she's still 13 it gets gruesome.
And then especially the 18 on 14 year old, hahaha.
At that point, it's illegal! D: Fucking laws.

Thank god every single girl I have been out with has been older than me.
Apart from the last 2 girls, both being a year younger than me lul.

I'm coming into pedophile year in 4 months or so. :D

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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:13 AM

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That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect man

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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:14 AM

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At 11/17/08 09:13 AM, Earfetish wrote: That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect man

I know, I am not dating her, my girlfriend is 15.


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Posted at: 11/17/08 09:31 AM

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The girls I've found attractive have almost always been a little older than me. I don't know why, I guess it's just my preference.


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At 11/17/08 09:04 AM, EpicFail wrote: Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13!
Maybe I should wait a few years for her...

Tell her its purely physcial, and fuck her till she crys


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Posted at: 11/17/08 10:45 AM

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At 11/17/08 09:14 AM, EpicFail wrote:
At 11/17/08 09:13 AM, Earfetish wrote: That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect man
I know, I am not dating her, my girlfriend is 15.

Wait what?
In your original post you said you was dating the 13 year old..

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Posted at: 11/18/08 02:27 PM

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NO he didn't

Silly man. Read it again.

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Posted at: 11/18/08 02:29 PM

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At 11/17/08 10:45 AM, simon wrote: Wait what?
In your original post you said you was dating the 13 year old..

duh... she magically turned 15...

everybody know that

Now, I have a girlfriend.


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At 11/18/08 02:29 PM, diochawolper wrote:
At 11/17/08 10:45 AM, simon wrote: Wait what?
In your original post you said you was dating the 13 year old..
duh... she magically turned 15...

everybody know that

I said this other girl is 13, and my girlfriend is 15...


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I just don't know why anyone would bother making a thread like this :P

even if it is time consuming

i don't use this account anymore :)


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At 11/17/08 09:13 AM, Earfetish wrote: That's disgusting. Don't go out with a 13 year old. 14 and a bit I could tolerate from a 16 year old but have a little fucking self respect man

seconded. It's called the 2 year rule for a reason, any more or less and it gets abit weird. Obviously the rule changes when you get to like 20 but when you're a teenager dont go perving on the innocent &young>:(


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At 11/17/08 09:04 AM, EpicFail wrote: Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13!
Maybe I should wait a few years for her...

Age: 16

Dude, just no...

Get a girl your age.


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Jailbait is awsome.
All the cool kids are doing it


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Er...no. Stick to people closer your own age.

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Posted at: 11/18/08 03:59 PM

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Do you like the other girl, cause she's great or cause she's 13?

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At 11/17/08 09:04 AM, EpicFail wrote: Her and I have been dating for a while, but this other girl is so damn cute! But she's only 13!
Maybe I should wait a few years for her...

You have a girlfriend nice job I will alert the media.

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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:03 PM

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Try this, it's my little age dating system, and it might just work for you.

Age - 16
Allowed - 15 / 16 / 17

Age - 17
Allowed - 16 / 17 / 18 / 19

Age - 18
Allowed - 18 / 19 / 20

Age - 19 - 21
Allowed 18 / 19 / 20 / 21 / 22

Age - 21+
Allowed 19+

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It's not a matter of being too young, it's a matter of being too tight.

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Well I know you're only thirteen honey
But I hoped you'd understand

Think about this; think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.

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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:06 PM

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when in dout , think of the 2 / 3 year rule and then you'll know either to tap it or not tap it ,

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Posted at: 11/18/08 04:09 PM

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At 11/18/08 04:03 PM, Elios wrote: Try this, it's my little age dating system, and it might just work for you.

Now THAT makes sense.

Did you make this yourself?

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So... you're thinking about leaving your girlfriend for someone because you think they look good?

And on top of that, someone who's three years younger than you?

Uhuh.

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At 11/18/08 04:09 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: So... you're thinking about leaving your girlfriend for someone because you think they look good?

And on top of that, someone who's three years younger than you?

Uhuh.

No, I never said I was thinking of leaving my girlfriend for the 13 year old...


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My Friend dated a 25 year old when she was 16... i told her that it was really fucking dodgy but she took no notice.

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