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My idea to make america better 2008-11-16 23:43:57

These are MY ideas on how to make america better if you disagree then I say Agree to disagree and point out flaws in my logic if you want. This will be short and sweet.

1. Censorship: Censorship should be annihilated unless under special reasons only. Ratings will be much less stricted because the only things that censorship do is allow immature parents to use the TV as baby sitting rather than teaching their kids about sex, love, resposibilty (ect.ect.)

2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is. This means ALL religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Judiasm, Paganism, Theistic Satanism and Wicca. Practiciing religion will give you a misdeminor or 10 years in jail. Parodys and mocking religious figures are incouraged by the state.

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 00:34:27

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: 2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is. This means ALL religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Judiasm, Paganism, Theistic Satanism and Wicca. Practiciing religion will give you a misdeminor or 10 years in jail. Parodys and mocking religious figures are incouraged by the state.

Bullshit, I know tons of smart folks that are religious. This is utterly asinine to say that Atheists are the only smart people out there and that atheism is the only real choice. Congratulations, your as bad as the worst super religious person with their head up their ass that you probably despise yourself/

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

LSD is dangerous, weed is dangerous, alcohol is dangerous, so your tobacco ban is stupid. Also how do we define if someone is "responsible".

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

God I hate you just a little more with every passing second. Biggotry on top of idiocy? God...

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

I don't have a problem with that one actually. I've said for years people are going to whore anyway, and there ARE societies, and even states in the union that have shown legalized prostitution works and people don't do anything terrible.

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

What the hell does that even mean? Also, I'm not loving the idea of a government empowered militia on American soil. If that is indeed what your proposing.

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

Mmmm, you're one of THOSE kids then...should have figured this out before.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

So if the government backs up stupid and untrue speech, it's protected and ok? How is that a good thing?

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.
These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

Ok, so I'm welcome to debate your points, but you've already decided if I don't agree with you I'm wrong? Congrats on that, you're in great company with that sort of thinking...Hitler...Stalin...Mussolini..
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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 00:51:17

These are MY ideas on how to make america better if you disagree then I say Agree to disagree and point out flaws in my logic if you want. This will be short and sweet.

1. Free chicken pot pies.

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 00:54:31

At 11/17/08 12:34 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: Bullshit, I know tons of smart folks that are religious. This is utterly asinine to say that Atheists are

the only smart people out there and that atheism is the only real choice. Congratulations, your as bad as the worst super religious person with their head up their ass that you probably despise yourself/
Oh ok lets just ignore the fact that newgrounds is atheistic and they will heavily disagree with you on this one Avie

LSD is dangerous, weed is dangerous, alcohol is dangerous, so your tobacco ban is stupid. Also how do we define if someone is "responsible".

A responsible person is someone that has an IQ of 110 or higher smartass

God I hate you just a little more with every passing second. Biggotry on top of idiocy? God...

Whats wrong with not wanting stupid, inferior, subhumans to breed with the smart ones? Damn.

I don't have a problem with that one actually. I've said for years people are going to whore anyway, and there ARE societies, and even states in the union that have shown legalized prostitution works and people don't do anything terrible.

Agree on this thank you.

What the hell does that even mean? Also, I'm not loving the idea of a government empowered militia on American soil. If that is indeed what your proposing.

I'm saying is that if you can be responcible with a gun then they are allowed to have arms even ak-47's and gernades for hunting of course.

Mmmm, you're one of THOSE kids then...should have figured this out before.

You think I'm a national socialist? Nope.

So if the government backs up stupid and untrue speech, it's protected and ok? How is that a good thing?

No everything you say is ok aslong as if you don't mean it or is joking however look at my religious one though

Ok, so I'm welcome to debate your points, but you've already decided if I don't agree with you I'm wrong? Congrats on that, you're in great company with that sort of thinking...Hitler...Stalin...Mussolini..
.Hussien

Hitler, Mussolini, and Hussien are good people but I would murder Stalin and Stalinist if I could.
However we agree to disagree even though inside you know I'm right oh well just another intelectial brainwashed by the liberals and other undisarables.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 00:55:55

At 11/17/08 12:54 AM, Masterzakk wrote:
At 11/17/08 12:34 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
LSD is dangerous, weed is dangerous, alcohol is dangerous, so your tobacco ban is stupid. Also how do we define if someone is "responsible".
A responsible person is someone that has an IQ of 110 or higher smartass

HOLY ARBITRARY DECISIONS, BAMTAN.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 01:27:00

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: point out flaws in my logic if you want.

I can taste the lulz already.

1. Censorship: Censorship should be annihilated unless under special reasons only. Ratings will be much less stricted because the only things that censorship do is allow immature parents to use the TV as baby sitting rather than teaching their kids about sex, love, resposibilty (ect.ect.)

I completely agree on abolishing censorship.

2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything

Thank God for opinions, huh?

and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is.

Atheism =/= being smart. Atheism is simply a lack of belief in a God.

This means ALL religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Judiasm, Paganism, Theistic Satanism and Wicca.

What do you have against Eastern religions? Wicca? Wicca bothers no one, man and neither does Shintoism.

Practiciing religion will give you a misdeminor or 10 years in jail.

You'll never get people to sto practicing religion. You can practice religion behind closed doors with the shades drawn. Hell, in your bathroom you can worship whoever you want.

Parodys and mocking religious figures are incouraged by the state.

So should correct spelling.

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

40 lb. box o' fail right there. Tobacco does no harm, yet smoking weed and doing LSD, which numbs you to reality is ok. Nice logic there champ. You also just proved yourself to be all about getting high by saying be cause tobacco gives you no high.

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons.

*facepalm* Do you even know the definition of ethnocentricism? It's the belief that certain ethnicities, cultures, and RACES are superior.

Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa.

Nice way to stop people from loving each other.

Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

I hope you celebrate the day your child is born with cerebral palsy and you throw him/her into a furnace alive. I swear to God you better cum buckets that day.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

Ok.

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

So if the government supports terrorists, which it does, do you still believe we should give them guns? Newsflash: the government could actually give two shits about you.

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

I should have known, but you know what? I did it for the lulz.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

Ok.

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war.

IT IS FORCED TO WAR ALREADY.

Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war.

The government lies, get over it.

Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

Lol, enjoy your rape then.

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better.

If you consider being inhumane, cold, completely devoid of any concern for your fellow man, or a nihilistic, fatalistic miserable fuck a good thing, then yes it would be better.

Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

Actually, you're the stupid one for making this thread and wasting our time with it when we could be outside burning all the "non-intellectuals" and wrapping their remains in a flag with a picture of your face on it sewn from the muscle fibers of your mentally retarded children.

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 01:33:09

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: 1. Censorship: Censorship should be annihilated unless under special reasons only. Ratings will be much less stricted because the only things that censorship do is allow immature parents to use the TV as baby sitting rather than teaching their kids about sex, love, resposibilty (ect.ect.)

But see, where do you draw the line? A V-Chip is just fucked up, but should we let hardcore porn go on at seven in the morning on PBS? Because I don't think I'd want children learning how to do a donkey punch or a Cleveland steamer or snowballing or a dirty Sanchez or a Turkish steamroller or a ride down the mountain or a golden shower or a pizza delivery or frogging the dolphin.

2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is.

I guess Einstein and Oppenheimer and Heisenberg and even your precious Hitler and Mussolini were all stupid.

I'll agree with you when you give me a single shred of scientific evidence of what started the big bang (which I believe in, but believe a divine power was involved). You can believe in the Big Bang and evolution and all kinds of science and still believe in God, you know.

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

Alcohol is dangerous. Weed is dangerous. LSD is dangerous. Driving a car is dangerous. Eatting fatty foods is dangerous. Carrying a gun is dangerous.

And there is a high from tobacco.

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

So personal choice is out the window, eh? Eugenics works only to a -very- limited extent. I've come from a long line of idiots and addicts, but I myself have an IQ of 124, which is well above average.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

No real problem there, but, 'especially in war'? That depends on if you want to capture women in whatever country you're at war with and make them into sex slaves.

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

I assure you, your anti-democratic stance and limiting the freedoms of more than 90% of Americans will cause this little pro-gun stance to allow for an all-out revolution. There is a very good reason totalitarian rulers ban personal weaponry in their countries.

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

Prepare to have all the world against you, except for maybe a couple of tiny third world countries too deep in their own problems to be of any use.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

So I can say that your entire government system is bullshit and that everyone should use their guns handed out by the government to overthrow this oppressive administration?

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

Banning religion, giving everyone guns, and now basically telling the working class that they're not even worthy of being called humans? You'd be lucky to have a tiny sliver of a percentage on your side.

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

See, that's what we like to call a Catch 22

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 01:39:10

Are you the time of 10 yet? I may be willing to practice one of your ideas.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 01:45:56

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: These are MY ideas on how to make america better if you disagree then I say Agree to disagree and point out flaws in my logic if you want. This will be short and sweet.

Let's get crackalackin.

1. Censorship: Censorship should be annihilated unless under special reasons only. Ratings will be much less stricted because the only things that censorship do is allow immature parents to use the TV as baby sitting rather than teaching their kids about sex, love, resposibilty (ect.ect.)

Okay, what about child pornography? How about mass murder, genocide, etc? NO. Period.

2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is. This means ALL religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Judiasm, Paganism, Theistic Satanism and Wicca. Practiciing religion will give you a misdeminor or 10 years in jail. Parodys and mocking religious figures are incouraged by the state.

One, you misspelt encouraged. Two, how do we know atheism is right? We don't. It may be strongly true, but it hasn't been proven true.

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

Okay. I'm responsible. I take weed, crash my car into a building, and kill 20 people. Who's fault is that?

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

Why not kill everyone you don't like. It'll make it easier.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

Yes, let's force women to breed. Wait, isn't that rape? WHOOPS.

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

Fine, I go shoot up a school. Who's fault is that?

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

LET'S GO DICTATORSHIP.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

Okay, I run a business selling blocks. A government official doesn't like the blocks I sell. I get thrown in prison. I guess that's fair.
Also, I yell BOMB on a plane. That's also fair.

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

Okay, let's force people who can't control their lives into a stupid war. FUN!

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

The amount of fail in this thread only further proves my belief that unless you know what the majority of America wants then you are just going to fuck up the world.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:02:41

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: 1. Censorship

Um I suppose so.

2. Annihilation of religion:

Secularize the government, sure, but let people believe what they want to.

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

A) What determines who is responsible?
B) Let people smoke if they want to. It's their choice.

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

Load of shit. Let people do what they want.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

Yeah okay.

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

???

yeah allow guns, but why only them?

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

No no no no.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

yes.

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

No, let people have the freedom not to fight.

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right

You seem to be in favour of taking away peoples freedoms, which is destined to be a fail govenment.

(unless your stupid of course).

Get off your god damned high horse; you can't even spell properly.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:08:13

My idea to make America better: liberty.

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:20:46

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: These are MY ideas on how to make america better if you disagree then I say Agree to disagree and point out flaws in my logic if you want. This will be short and sweet.

Fun fun fun.

1. Censorship: Censorship should be annihilated unless under special reasons only. Ratings will be much less stricted because the only things that censorship do is allow immature parents to use the TV as baby sitting rather than teaching their kids about sex, love, resposibilty (ect.ect.)

Well, what about the parents who are lazy and use the TV as a babysitter anyway?

2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is. This means ALL religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Judiasm, Paganism, Theistic Satanism and Wicca. Practiciing religion will give you a misdeminor or 10 years in jail. Parodys and mocking religious figures are incouraged by the state.

You're right. Theism is for the stupid. Oh by the way, would you like to join my philosophy discussion group? We're discussing the origins of the universe and the nature of conscious thought within it.

Wait, what do you mean I'm being sent to jail? Forming a religion? No I just created a group to...oh...

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

Tobacco is a stimulant, LCD and alcohol are dangerous, and weed smoke affects other people just like tobacco.

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

Hooray for eugenics based upon IQ! Now I don't need to hear anything more from people of your intelligence.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

So wait, government funded brothels? Does this mean that they are subsidizing the costs of these whores for me?! Awesome, now anytime I'm horny I can go and use the local whore, I just need to wait in line for a few hours in line till the rest of the guys use her first. Hooray for STD's!

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

Who is supported by the government? Either sounds like everyone or no one.

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

Signed, sealed, and delivered: one truckload of fail.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

So let me get this straight...I can say whatever I want so long as the government doesn't disagree with me. So what can I say then? Oh...ok. Long live the glorious American Empire and our magnificent overlords.

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

You are stupid, therefore you serve us. Hey, why aren't we conscripting monkeys?

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

That would be " unless you're stupid of course"

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:21:44

At 11/17/08 02:08 AM, Minarchist wrote: My idea to make America better: liberty.

You sir, are and genius :)


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:27:35

At 11/17/08 12:54 AM, Masterzakk wrote: Hitler, Mussolini, and Hussien are good people

Then why make a thread on how America should be better if you like people the majority America hates?

but I would murder Stalin and Stalinist if I could.

If that's a threat you're in deep shit.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:32:36

At 11/17/08 12:54 AM, Masterzakk wrote: Oh ok lets just ignore the fact that newgrounds is atheistic and they will heavily disagree with you on this one Avie

Oh, ok, I'm sure you've done a ton of research on that. Cause I mean, I've only been a part of this forum since late '02 and I've always experienced it to be more of a 50/50 split. But hey, I guess I'll just concede to you cause your obviously smarter.

A responsible person is someone that has an IQ of 110 or higher smartass

I don't think it's being a smart ass to ask someone to clarify a vague point. Also, there is at least one person I know of right now that is a certified member of mensa engaged in a frivolous lawsuit with a former employer. IQ doesn't always mean responsibility and great judgment accompany it.

Whats wrong with not wanting stupid, inferior, subhumans to breed with the smart ones? Damn.

The fact that you have to be so prejudice and intolerant. Controlled breeding programs sound a lot like Nazism to me, and we all know how well that worked out.

Agree on this thank you.

You're welcome

I'm saying is that if you can be responcible with a gun then they are allowed to have arms even ak-47's and gernades for hunting of course.

So what your saying here is the system we have in place now of testing people's firearm competency, but with the assault weapons ban lifted. Gotcha.

You think I'm a national socialist? Nope.

No, I think your one of these folks that's convinced himself he's so gosh darn smart and knows how to fix the world cause he's got a big IQ but a lot of what he's saying just sounds arrogant and unrealistic.

No everything you say is ok aslong as if you don't mean it or is joking however look at my religious one though

I knew a guy like that once. Religious dude too, born-again Christian. Point of story is according to his religion he wasn't supposed to lie (cause it breaks that "bear false witness" commandment), but he figured it was ok as long as he at some point said he was just kidding. I didn't buy it then, and I don't buy it now. Lying is lying, hateful speech is hateful speech, and it's wrong to do both of those, no matter how you try and say it's ok.

Ok, so I'm welcome to debate your points, but you've already decided if I don't agree with you I'm wrong? Congrats on that, you're in great company with that sort of thinking...Hitler...Stalin...Mussolini..
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Hitler, Mussolini, and Hussien are good people but I would murder Stalin and Stalinist if I could.

How are they good but Stalin isn't? They're all dictators and murderers.

However we agree to disagree even though inside you know I'm right oh well just another intelectial brainwashed by the liberals and other undisarables.

Oh, ok, we can agree to disagree but you'll walk away convinced that deep down in places I won't admit that I know your right. Let me put it like this, so we can be very clear:

The ONLY thing you have a point on is legal prostitution, the rest of it is bigoted garbage that would not improve America one iota, and your not the genius you claim to be. I swear on my father's eyesight those are my true feelings.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 02:59:51

At 11/17/08 02:20 AM, ReThink wrote:
Fun fun fun.

Lets see your stupidity eh?

Well, what about the parents who are lazy and use the TV as a babysitter anyway?

Kill them of course! WE don't need bad parenting right? Also just to make sure our genes are purified lets kill the kids too!

You're right. Theism is for the stupid. Oh by the way, would you like to join my philosophy discussion group? We're discussing the origins of the universe and the nature of conscious thought within it.

Wait, what do you mean I'm being sent to jail? Forming a religion? No I just created a group to...oh...

Yep. The origin of the universe is the big bang and love is a lie. Only hatred is true freedom and let those that hate enslave the lovers.

Tobacco is a stimulant, LCD and alcohol are dangerous, and weed smoke affects other people just like tobacco.

Coming from a person who nearly died from a crack binge LMAO! but really weed is ment to calm people down.

Hooray for eugenics based upon IQ! Now I don't need to hear anything more from people of your intelligence.

Hardy har har...Why do people don't support this?

So wait, government funded brothels? Does this mean that they are subsidizing the costs of these whores for me?! Awesome, now anytime I'm horny I can go and use the local whore, I just need to wait in line for a few hours in line till the rest of the guys use her first. Hooray for STD's!

No we would of killed people with STD's the worlds over populated anyways.

Who is supported by the government? Either sounds like everyone or no one.

Non morons of course.

Signed, sealed, and delivered: one truckload of fail.

The Illuminati says no and I'm part of the Illuminati and we are the people who know the truth. We are trying to make the world better through genocide of the sheeple.

So let me get this straight...I can say whatever I want so long as the government doesn't disagree with me. So what can I say then? Oh...ok. Long live the glorious American Empire and our magnificent overlords.

Please... Why do I bother with subhumans unworthy to live? Will you stop me from my reign? My logic isn't completely correct but I know you guys are subhumans and are really just apes.

You are stupid, therefore you serve us. Hey, why aren't we conscripting monkeys?

What? monkeys are way to stupid to hold a weapon. Enjoy war mate you've just PHAILED!!

That would be " unless you're stupid of course"

Yep!!

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Japanese suicide you assholes are brutal.

BTW gay people are bastards vote yes on prop 88 mass murder of fags!! Also Hitler and Mussolini are not theist they were atheist jackasses hell if you looked on the internet there is anti-relgious sentiment from both of them.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 03:39:26

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: Buddhism

Unless anyone has already said this: FYI, Buddhism is atheistic.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 04:23:33

I love the irony that he says first no censorship, then he says ban religion.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 07:36:28

At 11/17/08 02:59 AM, Masterzakk wrote: Japanese suicide you assholes are brutal.

Aww, wassa matter? We make you cry?

Also Hitler and Mussolini are not theist they were atheist jackasses hell if you looked on the internet

And the internets never lie. They're oh so srs.

there is anti-relgious sentiment from both of them.

Mussolini was a Catholic and Hitler started out a Christian and slowly his more occult beliefs took over, but that's a shift in different religious beliefs.

I don't even know why I'm responding. You're very obviously a troll who's trying way too hard. Go back to /b/, newfag.

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 07:49:30

Hello Orwellian kid #31847

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

I knew 1-6 sounded awfully familiar.

No dice unless I'm at the top......then we can have whatever sort of governemnt you (I) want.....

In any case, destroying those forms destroys the basis of the proletariate to adhere to the meritocracy. Didn't you get to that part of the book yet?


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 08:19:18

Gee, those sound like great ideas... if you believe "fascist" = "better."

I agree with Minarchist. How about trying liberty. It seemed to work pretty well from... oh, around 1866 to 1913 or so. In fact I could argue that those brief, fleeting years gave the entire 20th Century its initial push.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 08:21:53

At 11/17/08 04:23 AM, Tancrisism wrote: I love the irony that he says first no censorship, then he says ban religion.

And how he wants fascism and freedom of speech. He's politically confused as hell.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 08:39:41

At 11/17/08 08:21 AM, ThePretenders wrote: ...He's politically confused as hell.

Well... maybe not. I suppose a benign dictatorship where the dictator forbids assaults on individual freedom is theoretically possible--although that's not what the O.P. espouses. His standards are arbitrary and stupid. (pot = good; tobacco = bad, etc.) But the general idea isn't new. Sixty years ago, in Space Cadet (which gave us the funny term), Robert Heinlein proposed a world government where people were selected based on the outcome of a series of tricky, rigorous ethical and intelligence tests, handed the planet's entire nuclear arsenal, and basically told, "Prevent war and keep us free." That was about the only rule they had to follow. It was about the only rule, period.

But I don't think it would work nearly as well in real life.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 09:09:22

At 11/17/08 12:34 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: LSD is dangerous, weed is dangerous, alcohol is dangerous, so your tobacco ban is stupid. Also how do we define if someone is "responsible".

Aview, I think we can both agree this man is not thoroughly thinking about the things he wants legalized. But I'd have to argue with you on weed being dangerous. In fact I'd say it's the safest drug we have ever discovered, period.

But LSD is in fact a very dangerous drug, if used improperly you have a high likelihood of doing permanent damage to your rational brain and to your emotional brain.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 09:15:55

At 11/17/08 01:33 AM, altanese-mistress wrote: Weed is dangerous.

If weed is so dangerous how come you lost this argument?

You either keep arguing the topic or stop spouting things you've been proven wrong on, it's your choice. Or did you just not respond because you forgot about it?


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 09:59:28

At 11/17/08 08:50 AM, Grammer wrote: MasterZakk is totally trolling you guys

The funny thing is he's not doing a good or is he being suble about it. People really like to be riled, don't they?


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 10:15:14

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: These are MY ideas on how to make america better if you disagree then I say Agree to disagree and point out flaws in my logic if you want. This will be short and sweet.

1. Censorship: Censorship should be annihilated unless under special reasons only. Ratings will be much less stricted because the only things that censorship do is allow immature parents to use the TV as baby sitting rather than teaching their kids about sex, love, resposibilty (ect.ect.)

Okay, I agree.


2. Annihilation of religion: Religion should be annihilated because atheism is the only real answer to everything and if everyone was atheist then we would all be smart and we would all agree on how fucking stupid theism is. This means ALL religions such as Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shinto, Judiasm, Paganism, Theistic Satanism and Wicca. Practiciing religion will give you a misdeminor or 10 years in jail. Parodys and mocking religious figures are incouraged by the state.

I'm an atheist but being religious does not automatically mean you are dumb. Religion is one aspect of someone's life, and is not connected to intelligence. Do I believe atheism is a smarter theory than theism? Yes, but that doesn't mean that all atheists are smart and all theists are dumb.


3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible: People who are responcible are allowed to smoke weed, use LCD, and drink alcholol. Banning of tobacco will make the world better because there is no high and it is dangerous.

How do we define who is "responsible" hint hint IQ is a really bad way. Banning tobacco is dumb aswell, weed, LSD and alchohol are dangerous too. However, I do think weed should be legalized. Your body, you can fuck it up all you want.


4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

...no comment


5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

Okay, I agree.


6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

What?


7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

I'm starting to think this is satire, if it's not then wow...


8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

Lol, that's a paradox. FREEDOM of speech means everyone can say whatever they want, unmoderated by the government.


9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

IQ is not the only way of measuring intelligence. Also, that severly depletes the workforce, because most people "intelligent" people are not manual labourers.


These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

Wow, that was the most arrogant thing I've ever heard. I think your the stupid one, and to use your own arguement against you, you shouldn't be allowed to breed, it'll pollute the gene pool.


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 11:46:14

At 11/17/08 10:17 AM, Grammer wrote:
At 11/17/08 09:59 AM, Zeistro wrote:
At 11/17/08 08:50 AM, Grammer wrote: MasterZakk is totally trolling you guys
The funny thing is he's not doing a good or is he being suble about it. People really like to be riled, don't they?
But a lot of people are falling for it. So like, yeah... he's pretty good at trolling, lol

LOL I guess I am a good troll eh? Personally I wanted to create a time parodox that would destroy the world with it's stupidty, sure it maybe impossible but if it was to actually happen it would've been awesome!!!


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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 11:46:56

At 11/16/08 11:43 PM, Masterzakk wrote: These are MY ideas on how to make america better if you disagree then I say Agree to disagree and point out flaws in my logic if you want. This will be short and sweet.

1. Censorship:
2. Annihilation of religion:

So you are in favor of removing most censorships and giving freedom but you are in favor of punishing people for exercising said freedoms via religion?

I would consider myself bigoted against the religious. However, I believe in freedom, even at the cost of my distain for believers. While I argue that to believe on faith is flawed system and would inevitable limit ones pursuit to the truth, it doesn't inherently make or break a person intelligence.

3. Legalization of certain drugs to the responcible:

What defines responsibility? A cigarette does give euphoria as it relives the pain of addiction. Many of the drugs you are listing damage the body at a much faster rate, with your only boon to those drugs is that they have a powerful high.

4. Ethnocenterism: Only certian people should breed. Race isn't included just the smart vs. the morons. Atheist cannot marry a theist and vice versa. Also people with an IQ of less than 80 percent are too be killed in any way shape or form by the time of 10 if they don't improve.

You make me ashamed that we both consider ourselves atheists. Restricting atheists from marrying theist is also one of the more bigoted parts of the bible:

"Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?" - 2 Corinthians 6:14

IQ is subjective at best. My IQ is 144, but I do not consider myself anywhere near that level of intellect. To kill people based on it is simply horrible. It was not very long ago that the deaf and blind were simply considered dumb.

The fact that you misused the word "ethnocentrism" for the word "eugenics" - should be consider you "life undeserving of life"?

What about older people who suffer mentally degenerative diseases? Should we have this state-sponsored culling even though it is at no fault of their own?

The fact that you seem to make these one-sided arguments without thinking of who it affects makes me think that you're IQ must not be very high. I am sure after all that weed and LSD, you're not Einstein.

5. Brothels: Street prostitution is still illegal but government brothels are funded and supported especally in war (i.e. like the romans did).

What should war have to do with it? Do you really think that having our soldiers getting their dongs wet will have a noticeable impact on our martial success?

I agree that prostitution need not be criminalized. But why would it need government funds? How lousy does the economy have to get when you have to subsidize prostitution? Yet you don't say that the brothels should be government regulated? I guess you are too superior to all us untermenchen that you don't even need to consider the health risks.

6. Allowing guns to everyone supported by the government.

Everyone? Every man, woman, child, freeman or felon? I guess you need them when you want to kill off most of the population.

7. Government: Replacing Americas Democracy with a fascist meritocracy. Destroying any form of inferior sheeple governments such as Communism, Democracy, Socialism.

You would fail in such a government in oh, so many ways.

8. Speech: Everyone has a right to freedom of speech however but their actions are moderated. So basicly you can say the holocaust doesn't happen (supported by the government) and you will not get hurt.

And you can also kill that blind child in cold blood. Or they have the freedom of speech so long as it is not religious. So whatever you disagree with becomes a crime? GTFO!

9. War: IQ under 110 can and sometimes will be forced into war. Those whom are favored by the government unless they are speciallist in war are not to be consired with war. Unintelects are pawns of the elite and they are to be abuse.

You need to check your fucking sentences moron (not to mention your spelling and grammar). How ironic that you are getting off talking about intelligence.

These are a few examples on what I think will make America better. Comment and even if you deny my form of government you know I am right (unless your stupid of course).

You must be a young teenager who only sees the world in black and white. When you grow up, look back on this post and revel in how much of a fool you are.

As much as I hate the religious, the fact that atheists like you exist make me sick to my stomach.

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Response to My idea to make america better 2008-11-17 12:28:47

At 11/17/08 11:46 AM, W31RD0 wrote: So you are in favor of removing most censorships and giving freedom but you are in favor of punishing people for exercising said freedoms via religion?
I would consider myself bigoted against the religious. However, I believe in freedom, even at the cost of my distain for believers. While I argue that to believe on faith is flawed system and would inevitable limit ones pursuit to the truth, it doesn't inherently make or break a person intelligence.

Why would you not want to have it our way eh? I don't give a shit what a christian thinks.

What defines responsibility? A cigarette does give euphoria as it relives the pain of addiction. Many of the drugs you are listing damage the body at a much faster rate, with your only boon to those drugs is that they have a powerful high.

You know what fine I fucking Phailed it on the 3rd one so don't bring that up anymore.

You make me ashamed that we both consider ourselves atheists. Restricting atheists from marrying theist is also one of the more bigoted parts of the bible:

"Do not be yoked together with unbelievers. For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness?" - 2 Corinthians 6:14

IQ is subjective at best. My IQ is 144, but I do not consider myself anywhere near that level of intellect. To kill people based on it is simply horrible. It was not very long ago that the deaf and blind were simply considered dumb.

I'm pretty sure deep down if your truelly intellegent then you would want to kill the sheeple right?

Oh really? are you sure that you don't wanna go kill some people in a church?

Actually I look forward to it if this dumbass democracy let me.

The fact that you misused the word "ethnocentrism" for the word "eugenics" - should be consider you "life undeserving of life"?

Oops sorry I never said I was fucking jesus.

What about older people who suffer mentally degenerative diseases? Should we have this state-sponsored culling even though it is at no fault of their own?

Exactly you get a promotion!!!!

The fact that you seem to make these one-sided arguments without thinking of who it affects makes me think that you're IQ must not be very high. I am sure after all that weed and LSD, you're not Einstein.

Personally I never smoked but I don't see a problem with them.

What should war have to do with it? Do you really think that having our soldiers getting their dongs wet will have a noticeable impact on our martial success?

Actually yes it will destract them from the concentration camps from my mass extermination of morons and inferiors.

I agree that prostitution need not be criminalized. But why would it need government funds? How lousy does the economy have to get when you have to subsidize prostitution? Yet you don't say that the brothels should be government regulated? I guess you are too superior to all us untermenchen that you don't even need to consider the health risks.

NO COMMENT!!

Everyone? Every man, woman, child, freeman or felon? I guess you need them when you want to kill off most of the population.

Actually no I said that everyone that was SUPPORTED BY MY GOVERNMENT!!!

You would fail in such a government in oh, so many ways.

The only reason why Dictatatorships fail is because the jews are involved please look at the people who control the government you will see hooked noses, Rat like ears. Hell they even invented aids which I should be grateful for because it kills faggots and other people.

And you can also kill that blind child in cold blood. Or they have the freedom of speech so long as it is not religious. So whatever you disagree with becomes a crime? GTFO!

You actually got that right why not stop there? We should kill everyone that isn't near perfect so we can evolve into the aryan race.

You need to check your fucking sentences moron (not to mention your spelling and grammar). How ironic that you are getting off talking about intelligence.

Grammar and Spelling are not Key in Intelligence actually why would we because we change them all the fucking time!!! This is sheeple logic.

You must be a young teenager who only sees the world in black and white. When you grow up, look back on this post and revel in how much of a fool you are.

As much as I hate the religious, the fact that atheists like you exist make me sick to my stomach.

Oh really? I may be 15 and you might be an adult but to bully me because of my age is exactly what I've been saying thus making my logic Near perfect. There is no point hopefully whenever I get a government flowing You would love to see my utopia!!! (for the few ofcourse!)


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