Your antics have amused us all. "Oh Snap" is a staple in our existence. Your decisions have broken many hearts. Thankfully the heartbroken have been spammers of both portal and forum. That is why we praise the gods on this day that you were born into this world instead of poked in the head with a coat hanger or sucked out via vacuum.
We are glad, Oh Mein Führer. That your father fucked your mother and did not pull out....
Thank god he came DEEP inside your mother. Because of his blatant hornyness we now have WADE FULP.
WADE FULP, the protector of all things Newgrounds....
The motherfucker that pwns stupid bitches regularly. He does it while he munches on yummy sammiches. While cunts plot, His mods pwn. When shit gets heavy, he locks and deletes accounts.
All users of Newgrounds, pay homage here!!
He is your daddy whether you like it or not....