Zombies!! Help!!

[CptBonbon]

I realise this thread may have been done before, but I want it doing properly, sidekicks, companions, vehicles, the lot!

Basically, you wake up 2 days after a mystery virus outbreak, and there are zombies everywhere. Get bitten by a zombie and in a few hours you will die, and become one of them. Zombies are not slow, like in most movies, they can run, but they aren't olypic pace, don't worry :P They are stupid as well, but there are thousands, maybe millions of them. They have amazing stamina and endurance, no emotions and no pain receptors.

You need a plan for this eventuality!

My plan? ::

Primary weapon: Shotgun

Secondary weapon: Duel wield desert eagles

Melee weapon: katana/Duel wield blunt instrument (lead pipe, crowbar etc.)

Transportation: Bugatti Veyron

Base: sainsburys/Ikea

Sidekick: Zombie Bruce Lee (his corpse got infected but his pure awesomness fought it off, now he feels no pain, but still kicks ass)

Companion: My mate Pogo, he helps me and Bruce fight off zombies by day, and cooks us dinner by night. (or the other way round if the zombies are nocturnal)

Barricades?: Yes, made of overturned cars and lorries pushed against the sainsburies (/decathlon) enterances. The only way out is to climb through the sunroof and out of the doors, but the zombies are too stupid to work this out to their advantage =]
Anything else?: Yeah, in a zombie outbreak, me, Brucie and Pogo would pwn!! ^.^

[bangyouredead]

Isn't there a zombie survival crew?

[Mechabloby]

My plan/

[RacistBassist]

My plan:

Suicide.

You're going to die anyways, so it might as well be by your own will

[Ragnarokia]

There is actually a zombie survival club thing if you searched for it in the club and crews.

Let's see...I would turn into a zombie as apparently they are better than people.

[bangyouredead]

It seems there is.

[Shakyjake]

Plan:

Primary weapon: Shotgun (since I'm used to them)

Secondary weapon: Dog

Melee weapon: Machete (gotta love the mutilation)

Transportation: Motorbike (great for off-road and obstacle-filled streets)

Base: The Post Office (heavy doors, strong locks, bars on windows, supplies... awesome)

Sidekick: Black Sherlock Holmes, (his knowledge of the streets and detective skillz make for awesome times)

Companion: Guitar

Barricades: A large pile of corpses

Anything else?: Nah, you'll just have to wait for the movie

[Entranceolot]

Theres something you did'nt count on.
The US army

[andycastaneda]

I used that pic when i made this thread.

[andycastaneda]

At 11/16/08 12:51 PM, andycastaneda wrote: I used that pic when i made this thread.

proof.

this thread will go on for like 4 pages, damn it.

[AnonymousAlchemist]

God damnit! My zombies ran away AGAIN!? BRB, reclaiming hoard.

[CptBonbon]

At 11/16/08 01:04 PM, anarchist665 wrote: God damnit! My zombies ran away AGAIN!? BRB, reclaiming hoard.

Haha, those pesky hoards, always hoarding and whatnot, what ill they think of next?

[Schizo-Sephy]

My plan?

Primary weapon: Dual Wielding blessed heavy machine guns

Secondary weapon: Blessed shotgun with blessed bullets

Melee weapon: Blessed Blades

Transportation: None

Base: Church

Sidekick: Assorted churchgoers, priests and nuns included. We're equipped with tons of weapons I had stockpiled. All which have also been blessed.

Companion: Friends, gotta make sure they're safe over me.

Barricades?: Church benches, large crucifixes, statues, book cases. Just enough to hold out at least three days.

Anything else?: Basic necessities like food, ect.

[Lizzardis]

At 11/16/08 12:41 PM, Mechabloby wrote: My plan/

I bet that took you ages!

Primary weapon: AK-47

Secondary weapon: Duel wield desert eagles

Melee weapon: Samuri

Transportation: Kawazaki Ninja

Base: The Trafford Centre

Sidekick: My good ol' buddy sam the samuri!

Companion: My dog Rolo, once she gets the taste of Zombie blood she can't help but what more

Barricades?: erm....Well once i kill some zombies i will stack thjere bodies up and create a zombie wall!!!!

[andythehedgehog]

Primary weapon: Nuke
Transportation: Super mach 5 T-rex
I win.

[SCUD14]

At 11/16/08 12:40 PM, CptBonbon wrote:

My plan? ::

Primary weapon:

Some sort of .22 rifle or otherwise. Can't be too heavy and neither can the bullets. Also needs limited training to use, limited recoil, needs to be easy to clean, needs to be easy to maintain at top condition, needs to have a wide availability of bullets.

Secondary weapon:

Lol, double eagles would rip your arms off, probably hit you in the face and KO you, bullets are hard to find and very heavy, and of course with the huge recoil you could never hit anything.

Melee weapon:

Crowbar, because it serves other practical purposes.

Transportation:

Motorbike, or pushbike. Either are easy to store and can navigate traffic-choked streets. A bonus of the pushbike is that it doesnt require fuel.

Base:

My attic that has only one entrance point, a ladder.

Sidekick:

A girl, for morale and possible repopulation.

Companion:

See above. Too many people means supplies last for less time.

Barricades?

None, just lift up the ladder and close the hatch.

[CptBonbon]

Primary weapon: Dual Wielding blessed heavy machine guns

Secondary weapon: Blessed shotgun with blessed bullets

Melee weapon: Blessed Blades

Base: Church

Sidekick: Assorted churchgoers, priests and nuns included. We're equipped with tons of weapons I had stockpiled. All which have also been blessed.

Barricades?: Church benches, large crucifixes, statues, book cases. Just enough to hold out at least three days.

So basically, if the zombies don't fear God, your screwed! :P :P

Lol, oj, I'm sure God pwns Zombies :P

[goldenmoon]

I call Jesus

[MyMonkey]

At 11/16/08 12:48 PM, Entranceolot wrote: Theres something you did'nt count on.
The US army

Oh yes... the US army...

[ChazzGoth]

My plan:

Weapon: Assault Rifle

Secondary weapon: Shot Gun

Close Range Weapon: Katana

Side Kick: Some random badass I met in the mall.

Location: Shopping mall

We back up everyone else in a 4 x barricaded store room, not many people are there though.

However 'Random Badass' is from america, yet has studied Japanese arts for many years, he gives me the weapons, then we hold out our base from the zombies for as long as possible.

[super-sense]

Yeah it has been done before. Sorry.