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Posted at: 11/16/08 03:42 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COuJJBibG WM
I lied; they stalk and kill porpoises and kill their babies for fun. The only explination marine biologists have come up with is they are evil fucking creatures.
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:44 AM
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that was...ummm...sexy...
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Posted at: 11/16/08 03:46 AM
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Dolphins are carnivores. They kill, and eat to survive. If they feel like messing with a helpless little porpoise fetus, well then, we can't really stop em.
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Posted at: 11/16/08 03:47 AM
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Thanks for all the fish.
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:48 AM
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You know, they say humans and dolphins are not only the only animals that have recreational sex, but the only animals that will go out of their way to help someone, or even something else, even if doing so wont help them in any way.
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Posted at: 11/16/08 03:49 AM
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At 11/16/08 03:47 AM, Warhammer wrote: Thanks for all the fish.
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA i love that movie
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:50 AM
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At 11/16/08 03:42 AM, ashman23 wrote: I lied; they stalk and kill porpoises and kill their babies for fun. The only explination marine biologists have come up with is they are evil fucking creatures.
Perhaps these killer dolphins were crazed, ex-military dolphins that escaped from their enclosure during Hurricane Katrina.
Did any of them use poison dart guns??
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Haha, dolphin flamethrower. I laughed.
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Posted at: 11/16/08 03:52 AM
At 11/16/08 03:48 AM, Samen wrote: You know, they say humans and dolphins are not only the only animals that have recreational sex, but the only animals that will go out of their way to help someone, or even something else, even if doing so wont help them in any way.
Ya' know, i've always wondered, there are lots of similarities between humans and dolphins. And also humans and pigs. So if you put a pig and a dolphin together, would you have an offspring that is relatively close to the human race?
Interesting.
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:53 AM
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I knew you'd lie.
So I went to the zoo earlier.
i threw fish food into the dolphin water.
I hope it dies.
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:56 AM
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lmao thats halarious
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:57 AM
At 11/16/08 03:49 AM, analbaby wrote: At 11/16/08 03:47 AM, Warhammer wrote: Thanks for all the fish.HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA i love that movie
Somebody got it, I was worried nobody would catch on and yes that movie rocks my tender socks.
At 11/16/08 03:52 AM, Elios wrote: At 11/16/08 03:48 AM, Samen wrote: You know, they say humans and dolphins are not only the only animals that have recreational sex, but the only animals that will go out of their way to help someone, or even something else, even if doing so wont help them in any way.Ya' know, i've always wondered, there are lots of similarities between humans and dolphins. And also humans and pigs. So if you put a pig and a dolphin together, would you have an offspring that is relatively close to the human race? Interesting.
You know, you might be on to something here. I, however, believe that such a creature would be far superior to man in every way, including our lack of five asses.
Posted at: 11/16/08 03:59 AM
At 11/16/08 03:50 AM, Timmy wrote: At 11/16/08 03:42 AM, ashman23 wrote: I lied; they stalk and kill porpoises and kill their babies for fun. The only explination marine biologists have come up with is they are evil fucking creatures.Perhaps these killer dolphins were crazed, ex-military dolphins that escaped from their enclosure during Hurricane Katrina. Did any of them use poison dart guns??
well after killing them they dont even eat the meat, the porpoises dont take up their terortory or anything. dolphins are just the #1 asshole of the animal kingdom
Posted at: 11/16/08 04:15 AM
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At 11/16/08 03:59 AM, ashman23 wrote: At 11/16/08 03:50 AM, Timmy wrote: At 11/16/08 03:42 AM, ashman23 wrote: I lied; they stalk and kill porpoises and kill their babies for fun. The only explination marine biologists have come up with is they are evil fucking creatures.Perhaps these killer dolphins were crazed, ex-military dolphins that escaped from their enclosure during Hurricane Katrina. Did any of them use poison dart guns??well after killing them they dont even eat the meat, the porpoises dont take up their terortory or anything. dolphins are just the #1 asshole of the animal kingdom
I would rather be a fucking awesome murdering flamethrowing dolphin then those fucking cunts that are the panda race FUCK THE PANDAS DOLPHINS FTW! HAHAHA oops sorry XD
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Posted at: 11/16/08 04:20 AM
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I read Cracked.com too! OMG CLEVER ORIGINAL CONTENT!
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