Stories About Your Neighbor

[rome-lherison]

Okay, so went to take the garbage out. I looked to my left, my neighbor in his basement is jacking off to gay porn it looked like. My other neighbor was smoking weed one day. What are some funny stories about your neighbors

[OneLastCaress]

My neighbor was gay, and he actually had buttsex with my other neighbor.

[TheNossinator]

One of them is old and alone. The others have a flower arranging business (front for drugs).

[Sensationalism]

My neighbor lives with his mum and he sang outside a few times while she was gardening. Very beautiful voice, but he didn't want anyone to hear it.

[Thegluestickman]

He shoots thing while drunk.

[notanerd2]

one of my neighbors has 2 dogs and ive never seen leave the house. my other neighbor yells alot and i once jacked off to a porno they were watching while spying on them from my window. i also throw shit into their yard while they're out back. i also pee on their wall at night. and i saw them having sex one time they forgot to close the blinds. as for the other one with 2 dogs, i cant say much

[Big-Pain]

one day me, my dad and my moms friends husband (whom we'll call joey) We was working o nthis car you see. The dude next door was like one of those rocker dude, shaved head, skinny as hell and walks round with out a shirt. Well the 3 of us are pretty big dudes come paired to dude next door.
Well He walked over talkin shit about are dude dumpin in his yard and as he was walkin away my moms friend said "Ass hole" and he walked back up and asked "what'd you say" and she said " that doesnt concern you"
she was prego btw

dude walked off as soon as we all looked up.
wasnt what you expected huh.
=]

[UfaKefe]

There's a half naked old man next door, who is always on his computer.

[rome-lherison]

I did forget that my neighbor is gay, and does his lawn in his boxers.

[Szayel]

There's this guy next door who always spies on this other guy who watches what looks like gay porn.

And then I smoked weed.

[NewbleHeimer]

My neighbors are a bunch of foreign shits.

[xports]

My neighbor breeds hairless cats.

[Maximus]

My neighbor is a fatty.

[NeverHundred]

I hijack my neighbors' wifi connections to use the internets, lol! They really need to learn how to lock that shit up... but they don't so it's my gain, there loss.

[nymphoid]

one is a fat bipolar skank with three little girls that she literally screams at 24/7. it keeps me up sometimes because it comes right through the walls
on the other side i've got some old biker and his drunken broad, he threw a vacuum at her when she was screaming at him from the front lawn one time.

i live in a classy neighborhood, let me tell ya.

[scetch00]

My neighbor just had his 3 story house burnt down.

Right near me.

Ya i have pics.

[MemoryCard]

Post some of those pics nig.

Anyways, I usually pee on my neighbors walls.
My other neighbor is a pot dealing heroin addicted father, he's a nice guy though. Really, I always thought guys who did heroin were wacky.

[rome-lherison]

At 11/16/08 12:45 AM, nymphoid wrote: one is a fat bipolar skank with three little girls that she literally screams at 24/7. it keeps me up sometimes because it comes right through the walls
on the other side i've got some old biker and his drunken broad, he threw a vacuum at her when she was screaming at him from the front lawn one time.

1. you live in a building it sounds like
2. learn to damn spell, please.

[MrFlopz]

My neighbor calls my mom a cunt and constantly calls the city to report the length of the grass in a yard, and this is all it get revenge for some comment she wrote about him on myspace (yes she goes on myspace)

[nymphoid]

At 11/16/08 01:18 AM, rome-lherison wrote:

At 11/16/08 12:45 AM, nymphoid wrote: one is a fat bipolar skank with three little girls that she literally screams at 24/7. it keeps me up sometimes because it comes right through the walls
on the other side i've got some old biker and his drunken broad, he threw a vacuum at her when she was screaming at him from the front lawn one time.

1. you live in a building it sounds like
2. learn to damn spell, please.

1. most people live in buildings. do you live in a sandcastle or something?
2. what did i spell wrong. oh, right, nothing. sit back down.

[Iloveegg4]

I just moved in. Ill let you guys know.

[NISMOelite]

One of my neighbors are totally republicans who had an obama sign out this year. I shit you not. My other neighbor is never home...

[Sensationalism]

At 11/16/08 12:45 AM, nymphoid wrote: i live in a classy neighborhood, let me tell ya.

Doesn't surprise me.

[EpicFail]

My neighbor always calls me at about 6-7 am to go over and hang out.

she's 16...

[Tiki-Dog]

At 11/15/08 10:59 PM, rome-lherison wrote: Okay, so went to take the garbage out. I looked to my left, my neighbor in his basement is jacking off to gay porn it looked like. My other neighbor was smoking weed one day. What are some funny stories about your neighbors

You should've kappa mikey'd him.

[6Lewk9]

My neighbors have a really cute cat, and I get to take care of him when they're gone.

What?

[supersayinlink]

my nieghbor dressed up as Dr.Salvador for halloween. it was cool.

[JenAndJews]

My neighbor eats dogs

[Homosecksual]

At 11/15/08 11:02 PM, agustana wrote: His name is Dick.

That is all.

Dick joke?

[LittleMissVixen]

My neighbours and I are great friends, although it is 5:30 am and I am quite tired and the two of them think that it's still time to party.
Other than that, I love them to death. Two of the nicest guys I've ever met.