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Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 13:36:32 Reply

It all happened so fast!

I just bought too many properties at the beginning, I knew I shouldn't have spent so much, but having Boardwalk just felt so right! In the end, I didn't have enough money to buy the last green on the board. I traded Heather my two yellows which completed her set for her light blue and purple which completed two of my sets, and I was just so happy having all of those properties that I decided to buy houses for my light blues. Eventually, she bought the last green and completed her collection. I just kept landing on and landing on the three-house yellows until I was running low on money.
Then I approached the house-filled, yellow-green corner of death for my last time, landing on the four-house green that I had originally intended to buy, leaving me to pay every last dollar, mortgage every property, and still owe ten dollars.

Tl;Dr
Fuck the economy, gonna play Jenga next time.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 13:37:57 Reply

Just reading the title, I knew what it was about.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 13:46:46 Reply

At 11/15/08 01:37 PM, xports wrote: Just reading the title, I knew what it was about.

Lucky guess I say!


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 13:51:41 Reply

Yeah, you think that sucks? No one told me the "Get out of Jail" cards had expiration dates on 'em. I was locked up for years! No one needed to tell me the apartments I bought on the other side of town had gone under.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:00:17 Reply

sucks to be you!

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:00:51 Reply

lol this is really funny thx for cheering me up


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:02:18 Reply

Pass go, collect aids.


DURR HURR

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:05:05 Reply

3: Go to prison
4: Make lots of money.
5: Get out of prison.
OH FUCK YOU MONOPOLY.

Why does no one know the proper rules?!?!

When in jail, you cannot earn any money off properties, that's the whole point of jail...


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:07:37 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:05 PM, Mattztar wrote: When in jail, you cannot earn any money off properties, that's the whole point of jail...

People could make money off properties, for you.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:08:01 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:02 PM, lazyyMitch wrote: Pass go, collect aids.

dont collect $200


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:08:50 Reply

not in monopoly......


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:14:37 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:00 PM, darkside430 wrote: lol this is really funny thx for cheering me up

Laughing at my misfortune are you?


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:17:59 Reply

yeah thx for understanding XD


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:18:16 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:14 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 11/15/08 02:00 PM, darkside430 wrote: lol this is really funny thx for cheering me up
Laughing at my misfortune are you?

Yeah, there are some people laughing at shit on here that I try to drink into forgetting!

...the cold bastards...let's see if they'll laugh when it happens to them.

It's all, "Oooh! I gotta polish my sports car! Polish my sports car! Wave at the Top Hat! Then BOOM! Foreclosure! Eviction! Alleged Tax-Evasion, and BOOM, BAM! You're getting anally raped by a former heavy-weight boxer in your cold, damp cell.

I tell ya, it aint any place you wanna be.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:31:12 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:18 PM, Phobotech wrote: It's all, "Oooh! I gotta polish my sports car! Polish my sports car! Wave at the Top Hat! Then BOOM! Foreclosure! Eviction! Alleged Tax-Evasion, and BOOM, BAM! You're getting anally raped by a former heavy-weight boxer in your cold, damp cell.

I tell ya, it aint any place you wanna be.

I tell ya, I aint collected my 200 in a long while...


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:35:19 Reply

I like being the car.

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:40:40 Reply

Jenga is the worst game ever.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:42:12 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:40 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Jenga is the worst game ever.

lol guess what.

First, America lost at Jenga (twice), and now, we are losing at monopoly.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:44:13 Reply

After I read the first line, I realized that what this was centred on.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:45:25 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:42 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 11/15/08 02:40 PM, ZiggyZack99 wrote: Jenga is the worst game ever.
lol guess what.

First, America lost at Jenga (twice), and now, we are losing at monopoly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
!!!!!

OMFG

He just got you there! Diagonally!

Pretty sneaky, MonkyV!

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:46:55 Reply

Er, wasn't the FDIC supposed to protect that money for you?


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:47:41 Reply

I had no chance... All I had was Mediterranean Avenue and Baltic Avenue with hotels on them...

So what if you land on them? I only get $450/$600! :c
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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:48:45 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:45 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Pretty sneaky, MonkyV!

Who is this MonkyV you are talking to?


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:50:21 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:48 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 11/15/08 02:45 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Pretty sneaky, MonkyV!
Who is this MonkyV you are talking to?

Dude, whatever man. I literally burst out laughing after reading that post, so I may be a little light-headed. That made my week, thank you!


"I sail through a golden nexus. By tanks with armor that glisten. I watch and I play with creations, and what I'm not reading, I listen." <-

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 14:51:09 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:50 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 11/15/08 02:48 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 11/15/08 02:45 PM, Phobotech wrote:
Pretty sneaky, MonkyV!
Who is this MonkyV you are talking to?
Dude, whatever man. I literally burst out laughing after reading that post, so I may be a little light-headed. That made my week, thank you!

You're welcome.
*blush*


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 16:08:27 Reply

At 11/15/08 02:35 PM, UfaKefe wrote: I like being the car.

I was a spaceship from the game "Triopoly"

it is proof that hell exists.

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 16:10:46 Reply

At 11/15/08 04:08 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
At 11/15/08 02:35 PM, UfaKefe wrote: I like being the car.
I was a spaceship from the game "Triopoly"
it is proof that hell exists.

That's absurd.

That's like, playing chess with multiple levels...

(Star Trek...DAMN!)

Round Chess.

(Star Wars....DAMN!)

Holographic Chess?


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 16:13:23 Reply

At 11/15/08 04:10 PM, Phobotech wrote: That's absurd.

That's like, playing chess with multiple levels...

(Star Trek...DAMN!)

Round Chess.

(Star Wars....DAMN!)

Holographic Chess?

"Triopoly" doesn't even make sense as a title!

I'm not even going to acknowledge this game by adding it to Firefox's dictionary.

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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 16:25:12 Reply

At 11/15/08 04:13 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
"Triopoly" doesn't even make sense as a title!
I'm not even going to acknowledge this game by adding it to Firefox's dictionary.

Well, it's not a Monopoly, meaning taking over one (mono) area of business.

And it's not an Oligopoly, which pretty much means taking over everything...

...or is it multiple?

I dunno. The name is stupid, but the point has been conveyed across.


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Response to Bank went broke - Lost all my money 2008-11-15 16:28:41 Reply

At 11/15/08 04:25 PM, Phobotech wrote:
At 11/15/08 04:13 PM, MonkeyV wrote:
"Triopoly" doesn't even make sense as a title!
I'm not even going to acknowledge this game by adding it to Firefox's dictionary.
Well, it's not a Monopoly, meaning taking over one (mono) area of business.

And it's not an Oligopoly, which pretty much means taking over everything...

...or is it multiple?

I dunno. The name is stupid, but the point has been conveyed across.

Well, mono means one, and poly means many.
So I assume that monopoly means "One controlling or owning many or all"
If I ass-u-me correctly, then triopoly would mean that three people win.
Of course the designers were retards though...

DO YOU LIKE MONOPOLY???
yeahhh!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE THREE MONOPOLIES STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER?!?!?!?!??!?!?

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