Hello newgrounders!
i just wanted to tell that im happy to recieve my computer back (again) after being confiscated from my dad for 1 week (more).
of course those (and by those i mean the only guy who left a comment. thank you sheba484)of you who saw the second of my user page posts news will be wondering.
didnt his dad already returned his computer back after an unfair punishment because of some inadecuate material founded under his bed (porn).
well yeah but he founded my "new" porn again!!
im asking all of you who are reading this (probably no1) to tell me a better place to hide my porn.
soon ill post a photo of my bedrrom in my userpage so you could advice me.
but if you want to help me now plz tell me some places or type of boxes that could be used for hiding my beautiful beautiful playboy magazines!
plz excuse my terrible spelling but i dont ussually speak or write english
Get a stuffed animal, tear it an ass and stick it in their, serious
I like badgers
You have a computer with internet access dipshit!!!
At 11/14/08 10:33 PM, MonkeyV wrote: You have a computer with internet access dipshit!!!
What he said. Only clear your history after watching.
Or you could stash it under a loose floorboard, a la Harry Potter-style.
Hello.
I hide my mag stashes under my mattress. (lmfao)
But yeah, use the internet, bro. Just clear your history after every site.
You could buy a flash drive and store the good stuff in there then hide it somewhere super secret!
At 11/14/08 10:31 PM, Gabot07 wrote: Hello newgrounders!
i just wanted to tell that im happy to recieve my computer back (again) after being confiscated from my dad for 1 week (more).
of course those (and by those i mean the only guy who left a comment. thank you sheba484)of you who saw the second of my user page posts news will be wondering.
didnt his dad already returned his computer back after an unfair punishment because of some inadecuate material founded under his bed (porn).
well yeah but he founded my "new" porn again!!
im asking all of you who are reading this (probably no1) to tell me a better place to hide my porn.
soon ill post a photo of my bedrrom in my userpage so you could advice me.
but if you want to help me now plz tell me some places or type of boxes that could be used for hiding my beautiful beautiful playboy magazines!
plz excuse my terrible spelling but i dont ussually speak or write english
Clear the history you moron!! Its not really that hard seriously kid it isn't hard but whatever.
and for your other problems I would just hid them up your cornhole works everytime.
I am the all the one and the master of the lulz...those who deny my mastery of lulz shall be smittin with a brick in there pants I give no mercy, no quarter, no rights.
At 11/14/08 10:32 PM, mrforder wrote: Get a stuffed animal, tear it an ass and stick it in their, serious
wow that sounds perfect!
thx
the only problem that i have is that the room in wich the computer is never empty! so i cant use it for porn
thats why i ask some1 to buy the playboys for me
stash it up your ass, they will never search there!
also, urine
How about you don't DOWNLOAD porn. Just watch it on the net, and then clear your temp files/history. Taa daaaa!
cogspin
i havent downloaded anything
he founded my magazines
At 11/15/08 11:51 AM, Gabot07 wrote: i havent downloaded anything
I've never tried this, but it would work:
Downloaded file>Properties>Attributes>Hidden.
If you want to watch it:
Windows Explorer (on folder it's in)>Tools>View>Folder Options>...
There will be a radio button that will let you show hidden folders, click it and it will become visible.
At 11/15/08 12:27 PM, Murad136 wrote:At 11/15/08 11:16 AM, Gabot07 wrote: the only problem that i have is that the room in wich the computer is never empty! so i cant use it for pornThen in your school bag or in between a huge pile of books you keep.
thats why i ask some1 to buy the playboys for me
makes school more fun :)
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At 11/15/08 12:33 PM, mwmike wrote: Windows Explorer (on folder it's in)>Tools>View>Folder Options>...
The full way:
Windows Explorer (on folder it's in)>Tools>View>Folder Options>View>Hidden Files And Folders>Show Hidden files and folders.
Hide it in an atlas. Cut the pages so that your magazines are hidden inside the pages of the atlas, while it looks like a regular atlas.
Besides, who uses an atlas anymore with Google Earth around?
Send me a message. I promise to listen to whatever you have to say.
You guys piss me off sometimes.
That's ridiculous. It's not even funny.
If you have an old wooden floor, when everyone is out of the house, take a saw or something and make a loose floorboard under your bed. Remember to close it, though.
... Get yourself a girl friend? Seriously.
You need to tell your dad that you like porn and should be allow to have it. If he continues to disagree, then get rid of it, retard.
Internet porn. Delete history after. Do not save.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
Aren't dad's usually cool with porn? I knew a guy who's dad offered him porn!
Fuck you.
Hide them in between your cushion and your bed frame.
A former rebellion is just a present conformity
http://cbp.newgrounds.com/
Scan it on your PC and burn the evidence.
Wait, not the evidence, the porn.
Videogames are my favorite videogames
Either use internet porn (delete history after watching, or download google chrome and use an incognito page) OR hide it behind a wardrobe/Chest of draws like me =]
At 11/15/08 11:17 AM, TheBigFatMonkeyBoy wrote: stash it up your ass, they will never search there!
Don't be so sure, With his family.
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SIMPLE STEPS TO HIDING YOUR PORN!
1. Throw away ALL physical fondling material (such as magazines, videos, ect)
2. go to google.com
3. search up free porn
4. ???
5. PROFIT!
If you're in a situation where you cannot afford to leave hard evidence, destroy the hard evidence and settle for the expendable kind.
In other words.
Rely on free porn off the web. *cough-redtube-youporn-xnxx-boobtube-etc ...-cough*
And set up your browser to automatically clear your history for you every time you close the browser.
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Try to think of a place that is in the open but, hard to suspect. Like behind a bookshelf or on the bottom of your dresser under your shirts. You could get an acordian file folder and label it something like "Schoolwork" and put the playboys inside and stash it somplace logical.
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