The Police Searched Me!

[Skygee]

Wow this has got to be the most gayest thing ever. Today after Gym we were all setting off for 6th period and the gym teacher blocks the door. He says we can't leave because some girl had said her Sidekick Phone was stolen. I thought it would take a minute to find the thief but it didn't. Instead of asking everyone to empty their pockets the really stupid ( Bitch Female ) Gym teacher called the POLICE

Now after the police took 30 Minutes to get their they slowly checked everyone in the Gym (WTF)
Finally was my turn for some dike looking police laddie to check me, She was fucking padding me like
a maniac looking for something that wasn't even there. After a painful checking the police had not found out who did it and left. The gym teacher let us go but to our knowledge we did not know that 2 Periods had passed meaning that the day was over. We spent 2 fucking periods in a hot ass gym and also guess what?

NO ONE STOLE HER DAMN SIDEKICK

She was a dumb paranoid bitch and she dropped it on the bleachers. I was thinking Tomorrow i can go and Assassinate her?

[JackPhantasm]

That might be unlawful search and seizure.

But hey you got out of class.

[MonkeyV]

You are right, that is the most gayest thing ever (WTF)!

[Jocular]

Did they do body cavity searches?

[Skygee]

At 11/13/08 10:26 PM, Jocular wrote: Did they do body cavity searches?

Nah, They just beastly padded our cloths, Emptied our pockets and searched our book bags.

I think i would have died if i was naked!

[Timmy]

At 11/13/08 10:26 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: That might be unlawful search and seizure.

Nah - you can pad down someone without it being 'unlawful search and seizure'.

And with the anti-violence laws in schools currently, I'm fairly sure the cops could have administered random beatings and cavity searches at will.

[MonkeyV]

At 11/13/08 10:28 PM, Skygee wrote:

At 11/13/08 10:26 PM, Jocular wrote: Did they do body cavity searches?

Nah, They just beastly padded our cloths, Emptied our pockets and searched our book bags.

I think i would have died if i was naked!

I can picture the headlines in the paper.

I'd cut that shit out and put it on my wall.

[LTmatt]

Stop fucking complaining, dude. You got to miss two entire periods.

[Vociferousmime]

I would not recommend killing anyone...
I think I would be pretty stoked in this situation... no last periods! just watching your friends getting a rub-down... Did they find anything incriminating on anyone? like drugs or anything? 10% of my class would probably get busted for something if the cops searched them.
At least now you can give her shit about it for the rest of her life... make a new nickname for her, she'll love that...

[ChickenReaper]

Ooh look at me I'm some bitch with a nice phone I'm not supposed to have a phone with me during PE anyway but.........Oh no! someone stole my phone call the cops mister or my daddy will turn this school into a parking lot.......oops I dropped it in the bleachers I would say sorry but I'm like totally not sorry, later losers

[Dropkicked]

At 11/13/08 10:24 PM, Skygee wrote: After a painful checking

I'm sorry, you don't know the extent of police roughness until you're facedown on the lawn of your school, being handcuffed and searched.

I'm speaking from experience, as a matter of fact.

[Unimportant]

I don't understand why you're complaining. The day ended and you didn't have to exert any effort during your last two periods. I mean, hell, I love learning, but even I like missing classes when I'm aloud to.

I mean, what? Where you late for an appointment? A sports meet? Anything? I guess you're really pissed that they delayed you five minutes from getting home and telling NG what a crappy day you're having and how CRAZY STRICT your school is.

[Skygee]

At 11/13/08 10:29 PM, LTmatt wrote: Stop fucking complaining, dude. You got to miss two entire periods.

In a hot gym with no AC, Also the last 2 periods were Advisory :(

At 11/13/08 10:29 PM, Vociferousmime wrote: I would not recommend killing anyone...
I think I would be pretty stoked in this situation... no last periods! just watching your friends getting a rub-down... Did they find anything incriminating on anyone? like drugs or anything? 10% of my class would probably get busted for something if the cops searched them.
At least now you can give her shit about it for the rest of her life... make a new nickname for her, she'll love that...

Well there was this one kid who had pot on him but i don't know where he hid that shit
(Prolly up his ass)

[Samen]

At 11/13/08 10:29 PM, LTmatt wrote: Stop fucking complaining, dude. You got to miss two entire periods.

Well, I'd rather go to class than deal with cops for two hours because some prissy bitch thought someone took her new toy.
Unless the classes were super, DUPER sucky or something.

[Vociferousmime]

At 11/13/08 10:32 PM, Skygee wrote: Well there was this one kid who had pot on him but i don't know where he hid that shit
(Prolly up his ass)

my friends have pockets in their shoes that hold up to an oz.

[ChaoticTrashCan]

People like that annoy me to no end.

[lilcheeselad]

At least you got to miss two periods.

[drknes]

At 11/13/08 10:30 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/13/08 10:24 PM, Skygee wrote: After a painful checking

I'm sorry, you don't know the extent of police roughness until you're facedown on the lawn of your school, being handcuffed and searched.

I'm speaking from experience, as a matter of fact.

You should try it while on gravel it's so much better.

[OneWordName]

LOL, my school's policy is pretty much "if you bring it to school, you run the risk of it being stolen. We're not looking for it"

I can't imagine them calling the cops for a cell phone. :P

[Funfrog211]

If I were you, I would kick the coach and the girl. Reasons?
Girl:
1. You can kick her for being in idiot, and not keeping an eye on her stuff.
2. You can also kick her for taking up 2 period.

You can kick the coach because he was stupid enough to get the police involved.

Really now.

[Dropkicked]

At 11/13/08 10:37 PM, Skygee wrote:

At 11/13/08 10:30 PM, Dropkicked wrote:

At 11/13/08 10:24 PM, Skygee wrote: After a painful checking

I'm sorry, you don't know the extent of police roughness until you're facedown on the lawn of your school, being handcuffed and searched.

I'm speaking from experience, as a matter of fact.

Ummm...Okay....

Well good luck with that :0

I'm just saying, what happened to you was nothing. Two friends and I were held at gunpoint, pinned to the ground, and painfully handcuffed and searched, then left to lie face down in the school's lawn at 1 AM while the cops sat around and bullshitted with one another for about twenty minutes.

7 cop cars, man.

[WingCommand]

At 11/13/08 10:24 PM, Skygee wrote: She was fucking padding me like a maniac looking for something that wasn't even there.

The police don't know that. They have to pick all the possible suspects and then the search was a process of elimination to get it down to one possible suspect.

Also, stop bitching, I'm tired.

[Mexicrap]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU GOT OWNED!!! !QUE RISA!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[SuperHappyFace]

You know what girls are like,

They do it all the time like when their hair isnt JUST perfectly right.

This example is one thet really gets me angry.
They spend hours in the bathroom doing the LATEST STYLES that are MUST HAVES
and therefore:

1.Stop anyone from ding a piss(even if you are so busting you are about to die)
2.Hold up everyone who are trying to go somewhere.
3.Get everyone really angry!!!!!!

But to top it all off I DONT GET THE POINT OF IT!!!!!

What do they expect everyone at the party to say to them .

"Oh, what a lovely position you have spent the last 60 mins putting your hair into.
I think it was totaly worth the effort."

However they NEVER DO!!!!!

They just sit in a corner and bitch about other people with their "Friends" that end up "Betraying"
them the next day for "No apparent reason" .

They just make no scence to me sometimes.

Oh and by the way did she get in trobule for wasting police time?

Cheers
SuperHappyFace.

[Iloveegg4]

Least you had the chance to miss class.

[jbown345]

At 11/13/08 10:24 PM, Skygee wrote:

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Shit sounds brutal. In my school, if you get caught with a cell phone, you never get it back, even if it's after school as long as it's on school property.

[Renandchi2]

Imagine what would happen if something important was stolen!