I told an internet joke at school..

[silentgamer656]

Ng.

It was lunch time. I had finally gotten my lunch, and was sitting down with all my friends. We were eating and talking and stuff. Anyways my friend Luke was doing some math homework. He then said to everyone "man this is hard...Hey guys...whats 1537 times twenty?" I said "I know one thing about the answer!" He said "what is it?" I then screemed out "ITS OVER 9000!!!" WHile i said that i was smileing and stuff. WHen my friends herd what i said they got upset. Luke said <yes he really said this> "LOL UR SO FUKIN FUNNY LOL!! HAY GUIZ LETS ALL TELL INTERWEB JOKES!! TALK IN 1337!!" Him and everyone else started making fun of me. They then all got up from the table and then they each said to me in theyre own way that i was a faggot and should die. Now i dont have any friends...besides you ng...

What should i do newgrounds!?

[Irrelephant]

Die?

[Lagatag]

Tell them you'll haxx0r their myspaces

[Aryk]

So the only friends you had were the ones sitting at your table?

They'll get over you saying the number 9000.

[WorkingComedian]

WAIT didnt you just give birth you shouldnt worry bout this right now

[Jocular]

Obviously you shouldn't spout internet memes. Though your friends are assholes for ditching you just for saying that.

[Skwurll]

lol, epic phayl!!!

actually, i once said its over 9000!!! and no one laughed, so i just played it off as an inside joke

[PortalGun]

make NG friends

we have candy

[tsdeath1]

At 11/13/08 07:50 PM, silentgamer656 wrote:

What should i do newgrounds!?

good friends. my friends love internet jokes except shoop-da-whoop is getting annoying

[Unimportant]

Learn that internet jokes lose all of their humor within a day of their posting and never, ever use one again, especially in public?

[Bovineoverlord]

1. We do not talk about /b/.
2. We do NOT talk about /b/.

[Eye8UrBrains]

Lesson learned:
What happens on the interwebz, stays on the interwebz

[NeverHundred]

You should hang with the Spaz kids where you belong.

[Ansel]

You are an idiot. This shit isn't funny to average people and it DEFINITELY isn't funny to people who actually visit 4chan on a regular basis and know there are some things that should simply stay on the internet. I hope your friends DO leave you forever.

[Funkybob2]

At 11/13/08 07:54 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: 1. We do not talk about /b/.
2. We do NOT talk about /b/.

I must say, that was quite a witty piece of humor. I especially dig the Fight Club reference.

Anyway, it's pretty much the exact opposite for me. Most of my friends are always spouting stuff like "ITS OVER 9,000"(Which I always follow up by explaining how it isn't, and merely the result of faulty dubbing), "IMMA FIRING MAH LAZOR" and other things. I'm starting to get annoyed.

[ZeroAsALimit]

That's not a joke.

[Boxxy]

You're not our friend.

[Idiot-Finder]

Some friends they are, forget them and besides, it'll blow over

Also try not to do that again

[Dragoonwing]

Jeez you're an idiot. Nerds and real life don't mix, get that through our thick skulls.

[Masterzakk]

At 11/13/08 07:57 PM, Ansel wrote: You are an idiot. This shit isn't funny to average people and it DEFINITELY isn't funny to people who actually visit 4chan on a regular basis and know there are some things that should simply stay on the internet. I hope your friends DO leave you forever.

A bit much EH? whatever mate I just hope you fuck up and santa claus comes along and takes you on his sled making him your robot!

[ZeroAsALimit]

You should teach them to leave you. Kill them. Kill them all.

[Sensationalism]

You got owned.

[Ansel]

At 11/13/08 08:00 PM, Masterzakk wrote: A bit much EH? whatever mate I just hope you fuck up and santa claus comes along and takes you on his sled making him your robot!

what the fuck lmao

[Samurai]

Kill Luke. The only solution.

[NeverHundred]

At 11/13/08 08:01 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: You should teach them to leave you. Kill them. Kill them all.

And when you kill them use your newgrounds icon as the weapon. Lollipops, they're doomed.

[JamieJeff]

At 11/13/08 07:54 PM, Bovineoverlord wrote: 1. We do not talk about /b/.
2. We do NOT talk about /b/.

Since these rulez were probably before your time I tell you that they only apply to raids. Example. The fabled Habbo raids... and since this is not a raid rulez 1 & 2 do not apply.

Thank you...

[Masterzakk]

At 11/13/08 08:02 PM, Ansel wrote:

At 11/13/08 08:00 PM, Masterzakk wrote: A bit much EH? whatever mate I just hope you fuck up and santa claus comes along and takes you on his sled making him your robot!

what the fuck lmao

You have yet to acheive magnum opus my young son...may santa claus please you because santa claus is actually a very hot guy and isn't fat.

[CogSpin]

Oh God. I've been here before.

I remember trying to tell internet jokes at school. It was pretty much "you got pwnd" etc etc. It failed.

Horrendously

Maybe the new IT'S OVER 9000 thing would work if I were still at school

[Advent-Sinner]

I've seen the lamest of internet jokes, make people (including myself), explode in laughter when used in the correct moment. Of course if that's all you go around spouting, you're a complete faggot.

Over 9000? Fuck you, I'd have flipped the fucking table on you.

[CogSpin]

At 11/13/08 08:09 PM, Advent-Sinner wrote: Over 9000? Fuck you, I'd have flipped the fucking table on you.

Like Jesus?