I've been aware for quite some time now that Newgrounders are pitiful at Photoshop threads. Many often get locked with claims of shitty base pics, but the truth is anything can be photoshoped, or used as part of a photoshop, you guys are just retarded for the most part.
So I'm inviting you call to come over to the NG Photoshop HQ to sit down with my brother Karl and myself to learn you guys.
I probably wont though, so I'll leave it all up to Karl since he's cool like that and stuff. I know he wont mind.