If you bought NG

[Brick-top]

What would you do if you owned newgrounds?

I'm asking because I don't know what I'd do.

[Quinny]

eBay, obviously. Just to see how much someone would be willing to pay.

[NEVR]

Probably sell it back to Tom for a slightly higher price. It's a double win: I make a small profit, and the site goes back into the hands of its one true owner.

[somedude294]

if i bought NG, someone would probably hack my computer, with no way to make NG theirs.
if i bought NG, i'd probably be drunk, and crazy, the site would collapse in 20 minutes, lol

[Randominator]

I'd delete EyeLovePoozy and then sell the site to Eric Bauman

[Herger]

At 11/13/08 12:43 AM, Brick-top wrote: What would you do if you owned newgrounds?

I'm asking because I don't know what I'd do.

dance..then maybe nap

[jmalouin7]

probably higher tom to look after the site, order some pizza, and play some xbox.

[Sekhem]

I would shut it down.

[Brick-top]

At 11/13/08 12:50 AM, Randominator wrote: I'd delete EyeLovePoozy and then sell the site to Eric Bauman

The latter of those decisions is a bad one.

[NEVR]

At 11/13/08 12:52 AM, tails4president wrote:

At 11/13/08 12:49 AM, NEVR wrote: Probably sell it back to Tom for a slightly higher price. It's a double win: I make a small profit, and the site goes back into the hands of its one true owner.

aww i was going to say that :(

You snooze, you lose.

[Randominator]

At 11/13/08 12:55 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 11/13/08 12:50 AM, Randominator wrote: I'd delete EyeLovePoozy and then sell the site to Eric Bauman

The latter of those decisions is a bad one.

No it isn't, because seeing how you'd all react would amuse me.

[Brick-top]

At 11/13/08 12:58 AM, Randominator wrote:

At 11/13/08 12:55 AM, Brick-top wrote:

At 11/13/08 12:50 AM, Randominator wrote: I'd delete EyeLovePoozy and then sell the site to Eric Bauman

The latter of those decisions is a bad one.

No it isn't, because seeing how you'd all react would amuse me.

Nobody would be here.

[36Holla]

Newgrounds is worth somewhere around 10-14 million dollars as far as I've heard, so assuming I spent that money to buy it, I would either sell it off at a higher price to make a profit or if I determined that I could make a profit back in a reasonable amount of time from just the sales and ads from the website I might keep it.

I wouldn't change much except I'd get rid of the any notion that the NG chat is coming out any time soon (it's not) and I'd either do something with NG Mag or get rid of it completely depending on the enthusiasm there is about it. I'm sure other ideas would come about later on.

[NEVR]

At 11/13/08 01:01 AM, 36Holla wrote: I wouldn't change much except I'd get rid of the any notion that the NG chat is coming out any time soon

Or just ditch the project whilst you're ahead and prevent the inevitable shitstorm of immaturity and attention whoring.

I'm really not a big fan of chatrooms.

[nymphoid]

At 11/13/08 01:01 AM, 36Holla wrote: 10-14 million dollars

if ng is actually worth that much
i'd spend my money on something way cooler than newgrounds

like a helicopter

[Brick-top]

At 11/13/08 01:05 AM, Randominator wrote: Oh i'm sure plenty of you faggots would cause some e-drama before leaving.

Not everybody is you. Actually when I left for a while SOMEONE ELSE made a thread about it.

Plus i'd actually be even more satisfied if Bauman was left with something useless whilst I enjoyed the money he payed for it.

And what's stopping him from selling it again?

[Gagsy]

Delete the Video Games forum, then sell it back to Tom with a contract saying that he can't remake it.

[Maximus]

Get Stamps to re-color the site layout. Then sell it back for more.

[36Holla]

At 11/13/08 01:04 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 11/13/08 01:01 AM, 36Holla wrote: 10-14 million dollars

if ng is actually worth that much

Actually I was very wrong. I'm not sure where I got over 10 million but after doing some research I found this. I think if Tom actually were to sell it, he could get away with more than that though if he negotiated it out.

[Carbonwater]

Doubt i'd be able to buy it anytime soon.

[explodingbunnies]

At 11/13/08 12:43 AM, Brick-top wrote: What would you do if you owned newgrounds?

I'm asking because I don't know what I'd do.

if i bought newgrounds i would turn it into a porn site with lulz cock jokes and memes all over the place!

/SHOOP DA WHOOP IMMA FIRING MAH Falcon punch?............. wait,what?

[SoulPiker]

I would rule over NG and ban everybody.

[AlkaSeltzer]

1. I'd make it a public company
2. Give the ability to embed a rick roll video into your BBS post
3. Bring back animated gif sigs
4. Make the bytsize playerGigabytesize
5. Make a phony post in WadeFulp's account that he is entering a beauty pagent.

[Lare]

I would redirect newgrounds.com to goatse.

Then I'd go to hell.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

At 11/13/08 12:43 AM, Brick-top wrote: What would you do if you owned newgrounds?

I'm asking because I don't know what I'd do.

Delete all the hentai games.
Set it so only members can vote.
Delete the BBS
Delete IllWillPress

[DevourerJay]

At 11/13/08 04:17 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Delete IllWillPress

why would you do such a thing?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

At 11/13/08 04:38 AM, MissingNYC wrote:
why would you do such a thing?

Because he's a hack.

[analbaby]

Id ban every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

At 11/13/08 04:47 AM, analbaby wrote: Id ban every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dare you.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

[analbaby]

At 11/13/08 04:48 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

At 11/13/08 04:47 AM, analbaby wrote: Id ban every one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dare you.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

*Bans everyone*.....................Drats didn't work