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andhination

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Posted at: 11/12/08 02:47 PM

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These guys are honestly the worst I have ever seen, and it's not even debatable, let me share with you my reasoning.

1) All they ever do are cover songs. They're never written a song of their own as far as I know.

2) They CONSTANTLY change their lead guitarist. They're NEVER happy with who they've got.

3) They always do their cover songs exactly the same way that the original band. Be a little creative at least, you fuckers.

4) They never talk to the audience at gigs.

5) Each gig only consists of three to five songs.

6) The guitarist will miss a note and not replace it. They will simply wait for the next note they have to play, even if that next note is thirty seconds later.

7) They always bring the sheet music on stage with them.

8) Whammy bar is abused.

9) Sometimes, when the bassist feels he is important at the time, the singer disappears from view.

They are seriously the worst band in history, here is a picture of them, but be warned, they suck so much it can be seen in the picture.

The worst band ever.

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Lol, its funny because they're not real.

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Well played, good sir.

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I've never heard of that band.


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I see what you did there....


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I was actually hoping this would be a serious thread where you ask which is the worst band we know of.

I'd of said Black Out band, Norselaw or Black Out Crew. :(

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Why the fuck does Rock band sometimes have a WOMAN sing Run To The Hills?

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andhination

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At 11/12/08 02:53 PM, ShadowWest wrote: Why the fuck does Rock band sometimes have a WOMAN sing Run To The Hills?

Because they're shit. But these guys are worse.

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At 11/12/08 02:49 PM, Mechabloby wrote: Black Out Crew. :(

Take that back right now.

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This thread conveys how I feel in a poignant and expressive manner.

HATE.
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This thread is stuffed to the top with win.

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Xarnor

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Posted at: 11/12/08 04:54 PM

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No, the Naked Brothers Band is the worst band ever. Just a bunch of 10-year old faggots whining about school and shit.


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maybe they should get a real guitar and start a real band
and get real pussy.....

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At 11/12/08 04:54 PM, hereforrock wrote: No, the Naked Brothers Band is the worst band ever. Just a bunch of 10-year old faggots whining about school and shit.

them, and the Jonas Brothers

but i found the OP pretty funny cause that annoys me in the game 2


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have you ever heard of thenaked brothers band?!they are suckier than guitar hero bands!

im bored, entertain me

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Torsohorse swallow more Wangs and Dongs than the Asian Tsunami.

Just hear them out to the bridge and you'll se how god-damn lame they are!

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Posted at: 11/12/08 05:39 PM

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I love guitar hero, so fuck you!


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I seen them live once, they're ok.

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that was pretty funny. well done

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numbers

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Posted at: 11/12/08 07:18 PM

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any band created after 2004.

awww JadeyBaby you always did know the way to my heart :-*


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At 11/12/08 07:18 PM, numbers wrote: any band created after 2004.

That's just silly.

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At 11/12/08 03:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: This thread conveys how I feel in a poignant and expressive manner.

I concur, the statement is clear and concise.

..............I fucking live for this shit. I fucking live for this shit. I fucking live for this shit..............

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HER FINGERS!

Get them, firemen!

I am gay.

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Posted at: 11/12/08 08:01 PM

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At 11/12/08 07:57 PM, BlackPlastic wrote:
At 11/12/08 07:18 PM, numbers wrote: any band created after 2004.
That's just silly.

It totally is but I'm a WHAAACKKY Canadian!

awww JadeyBaby you always did know the way to my heart :-*


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judy nails is a dyke

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The best is, I CONTROL THEM!

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