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At 11/12/08 12:25 AM, DanTheBard wrote:

At 11/11/08 08:58 PM, dkwrtw wrote: I guy I used to know showed me how to make it so it comes out like a burrito, I guess it's popular in prisons.

show me

woah! how did I miss that one.

I will have to look this up real fast.

Bingo.

I think I will do that, and add the lemon, and the hotsauce. OOOH YES.

At 11/12/08 12:25 AM, DanTheBard wrote:

At 11/11/08 08:58 PM, dkwrtw wrote: I guy I used to know showed me how to make it so it comes out like a burrito, I guess it's popular in prisons.

show me

I can't remember exactly how he did it, I can never get it right anymore, and I can't ask him because he died in a forklift accident a couple years back, he called it a jailhouse burrito.

thank you, I couldn't remember just how it was done!

I wish I could be a Ramen Chef, but I don't eat that stuff.

At 11/12/08 12:33 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I wish I could be a Ramen Chef, but I don't eat that stuff.

I didn't either. HARD TIMES IN COLLEGE.

At 11/11/08 08:44 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: So, how do you do it?

Today, I used crushed red peppers, garlic, onions, and a bit of swiss cheese, along with that fire chicken flavoring of course.

Well, what is your secret to the best bowl?

picture relative

FUCK YOU WEABOO

Vegans can't eat ramen?

Never had them.

Is it because im Aussie?

ive only had resturant ramen. i wonder how mums pasta turned out tonight. i am hungry as hell

At 11/12/08 04:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Vegans can't eat ramen?

i'm vegetarian and i do
idk about vegans but i thought all their shrimp/beef/whatever flavorings are all artificial anyway

with a dash of salt

At 11/12/08 05:13 AM, nymphoid wrote:

At 11/12/08 04:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Vegans can't eat ramen?

i'm vegetarian and i do
idk about vegans but i thought all their shrimp/beef/whatever flavorings are all artificial anyway

Huh. Yeah I'm not sure. I think they might have meat stock, but I'm not sure. I avoid em anyway because I wouldn't like the taste either way.

At 11/12/08 05:34 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
Huh. Yeah I'm not sure. I think they might have meat stock, but I'm not sure. I avoid em anyway because I wouldn't like the taste either way.

Well then instead of talking about your fucking self why don't you tell me something that you eat that's delicious asshole.

You have to crush it up and fry it in butter. Add a meat of your choice. I typicall use eggs, bacon, ham, turkey, chicken (or all of the above). Throw in whatever additional seasonings you want, and fry that shit up.

Think Hamburger Helper only...with Ramen.

Did I just blow your mind? Did I?

At 11/11/08 09:16 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 11/11/08 09:14 PM, GiantDouche wrote: 1.Open package
2.Pour hot water

what is up with you lame people not wanting to augment your ramen?

Okay. FINE>

Let's pretend I said noodles. As in spaghetti.

fuck you people are lame I am trying to get cooking ideas and just jlkjdlka;jhd;ahd

If it takes longer to cook than it does to eat it's not worth it.

REPEAT AFTER ME

Ramen is not instant noodles
Ramen is not instant noodles
Ramen is not instant noodles
Ramen is not instant noodles
Ramen is not instant noodles

At 11/12/08 11:13 AM, StuffyOne wrote:
If it takes longer to cook than it does to eat it's not worth it.

Wrong.

You don't understand cooking.

Get out of the kitchen before I hit you with a pan.

Boil water
Insert Noodles
Cook for 3 minutes
Poor in flavor pack
Eat.

I've always wanted to empty out a Cheesburger hotpocket into my bowl of Ramen but I never seem to have enough money to purchase both hotpockets and ramen at the same time.

One pack, uncrushed.

Black Pepper, Cheese, Garlic Salt, and occasionally other spices if I'm feeling it.

Microwave.

At 11/12/08 12:01 PM, Xavierthewarlord wrote: One pack, uncrushed.

Black Pepper, Cheese, Garlic Salt, and occasionally other spices if I'm feeling it.

Microwave.

ooooooh

Boil water, insert noodles when boiled, add 1 tsp of oil, and 1/8 tsp of salt. Serve after about 10 minutes of cooking. Not that fucking hard.

I boil the water, cook the noodles, pour it into a boul, and then I add the seasoning, which includes lots of salt, some pepper, and a bit of garlic salt. Sometimes I strain the noodles, put it in a pot, then add the seasonings, and eat it like that.

Please GTFO with Naruto.

1. Two Cups of water go into a pan, which then goes on the stove-top.
2. Stove is turned all the way up, until the water begins to boil.
3. Noodles are added. Three minutes later, heat is turned off and contents of seasoning packet are added.
4. (Optional) Pepper is added.
5. Godly dish is poured into bowl, at which point it is eaten.

Simple as that.

I tend to just chuck in a whole bunch of spices that I like the names of and see what happens.

It usually ends up pretty edible.

boil 2 cups of wate,r put in squareo f noodles, cook, add seonsing packet, and enjoy the noodley goodness, nothing else is really needed.

like THIS

try to beat THAT!

Semen makes it the best so here are the steps

1.boil water

2.put ramen in water

3.jerk off in ramen

4. ???

5.PROFIT!

At 11/12/08 05:58 PM, agustana wrote: Get a pot and put water on it, let the water boil. Crush the noodles and put them in the pan. Cookcookcook. Take noodles out, put them into bowl, and add seasoning.

you know what? put a bunch of douche bags in a topic, that purposely don't answer the OP, and throw in some stupidity. And you get this thread.

Add some fucking more stupidity if you desire.

I am currently enjoying chicken flavored ramen with some frank's red hot sauce and a bit of freshly cracked pepper. This is pretty damn good.

I also sometimes throw in some hot dogs and cheese when I feel like being a fat ass.

Having enjoyed ramen so much over the years, I've developed several different variations of it.

From lemon pepper to tobasco. Ramen is practically whatever you want it to be. When I was younger, I couldn't throw in as much spicy stuff stuff as I have now, but mayunn......this bowl is good.

This stuff is awesome. You should this stuff I'm currently eating.