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"OH EVAN!! THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT BOTTLE OF LUBE!! THERES NO WAY MY 16 YEAR OLD PUSSY CAN HANDLE YOUR 3 INCH COCK!!""

At 11/11/08 02:34 PM, punk546 wrote: "OH EVAN!! THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT BOTTLE OF LUBE!! THERES NO WAY MY 16 YEAR OLD PUSSY CAN HANDLE YOUR 3 INCH COCK!!""

Hahahahahahaha, awesome.

At 11/11/08 01:40 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: Now that I think about it maybe I should take this somewhere else..

Probably a smart move...

Anyway moving of:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am getting laid at the weekend, however, a few questions have come to mind..

Yey!

1. Is there any risks from Oral sex?

STDs...

Other than her slipping and choking to death..?

No comment...

2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

No, but more likely to slip off if you have a needle dick.

3. Is lube ok to use whilst using a condom?

Just warm her up yourself you lazy shit!

4. Is it ok to eat the condom when i'm done?

HAHA NO! Youll choke you dumb shit.

Thank you NG and I welcome your HIL-ARIOUS answers.

No problem... :/

Have a nice day =]

I will, learning about sex by myself instead of just asking some Porn experts general logic questions.

1. Is there any risks from Oral sex?

she could bite down o_o

Other than her slipping and choking to death..?

how would she slip if shes on her knees?

2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

if you use them a lot probably

3. Is lube ok to use whilst using a condom?

on the condom or on your dick?

4. Is it ok to eat the condom when i'm done?

no, no its not

Thank you NG and I welcome your HIL-ARIOUS answers.

buttsecks

At 11/11/08 02:37 PM, Shawtey wrote: I don't like fried chicken >:(

Hahaha, you're such a joker. Next you'll be telling us that your cock is under a foot long and you don't like purple kool-aid.

At 11/11/08 01:40 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: 2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

If you're talking about going for another round, just be sure to turn it inside out first.

At 11/11/08 01:40 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: Well, considering my school is useless and has not taught us ANY sex ed in over 3 years, i'm resorting to the NG tactics, in other words, asking YOU about sex..
Now that I think about it maybe I should take this somewhere else..
Anyway moving on:
I am getting laid at the weekend, however, a few questions have come to mind..
1. Is there any risks from Oral sex?

Yes, you can get any sexual transmitting disease by having a blowjob, a pussyjob (or whatever its called) or it's derivates.

2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

If they are extra thin, they might break after a while, but it's unlikely.

3. Is lube ok to use whilst using a condom?

Lubricant is 0K.

4. Is it ok to eat the condom when i'm done?

As long as you like it...

:P

At 11/11/08 02:46 PM, Thimbles wrote:

At 11/11/08 01:40 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: 2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

If you're talking about going for another round, just be sure to turn it inside out first.

The point of a condom is to keep sperm in, if it's inside out, sperm will enter her snatch.

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Hi i'm Chazz. I love playing video games and watching anime.

Age/Gender: n/a, Male

i seriously doubt you are having sex

1. Is there any risks from Oral sex?

Don't be discourteous. Don't expect her to suck your dick, and if she does do not be surprised if she hints at you that she wants you to perform oral on her.

2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

If you're asking NG, it's safe to assume you're a virgin; if you're a virgin, you will not last long enough to find out.

3. Is lube ok to use whilst using a condom?

Make sure you put it on the outside of the condom if you do.

4. Is it ok to eat the condom when i'm done?

If you take pictures.

Eat a condom?!What are you,crazy?

At 11/11/08 02:57 PM, TehSpicyPineapple wrote:

At 11/11/08 02:46 PM, Thimbles wrote: If you're talking about going for another round, just be sure to turn it inside out first.

The point of a condom is to keep sperm in, if it's inside out, sperm will enter her snatch.

Yeah, great job understanding it was a joke.

At 11/11/08 01:40 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: Well, considering my school is useless and has not taught us ANY sex ed in over 3 years, i'm resorting to the NG tactics, in other words, asking YOU about sex..

Now that I think about it maybe I should take this somewhere else..

Anyway moving on:

I am getting laid at the weekend, however, a few questions have come to mind..

1. Is there any risks from Oral sex?

Other than her slipping and choking to death..?

It hurst if your Schlong gets bitten accidentally.

2. Are condoms likely to break after a certain amount of time?

There have been known cases of condoms that were initially holed, but condoms don't break or rip.

3. Is lube ok to use whilst using a condom?

Yes, but the best lube is organic lube if you know what i mean ;D

4. Is it ok to eat the condom when i'm done?

If she has any sexually-transmittable disease, no. But you would probably choke to death, as it will be slippery and big.

Thank you NG and I welcome your HIL-ARIOUS answers.

You're quite welcome.

But no seriously, just tell me what I wanna fucking know... >=[

:O

Have a nice day =]

Bye then.

At 11/11/08 01:40 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: I am getting laid at the weekend, however, a few questions have come to mind..

Or should that be, you THINK you are getting laid?