MP40s are reeeeaaaally gay..
I hate it when my Bolt sction Rifle (Usually Mosin) +Stopping power is incapable of killing someone without juggernaut. I know a well placed bullet to the chest or frontal lobe would knock me the fuck out.
The flamethrower takes way too fucking long to start.
I swear, getting the round drum on the Thompson is impossible.
M1A1= best rifle
M1 + Sniper scope is just titties in hardcore.
Juggernaut is a stupid perk.
Type 99 is the faggiest machine gun to ever have existed.
The Browning M1919 sounds sexy when someone else is shooting it.
Dogs defy physics and have a magical bullet dodging matrix ability
The BAR and Thompson state that Americans have tiny clips.
Tanks are really gay.
Tanks are way too powerful, because shooting 4 RPGs into a tank and watching it keep on rolling is enough to make you find a baby and punch it.
The Easter Bunny is real.
LOL I HAVE CRYSIS AND MY COMPUTER RUNS IT PERFECTLY.
The Gehwehr apparently drops IQ points when it's time to reload, and causes you to stare into the gaping hole where the clip goes instead of putting a new one in.
Iron sights > Sniper Scopes
Everyone knows the dogs should be replaced with packs of rabid chickens without heads.
Northern Minnesota is cold. Very, very cold.
The 360 should stop throwing downloaded maps at people who don't have them and SEPERATE THE SERVERS.
Finally... There should be a maximum of 2 MP40fags in each game. Everyone else who tries to use it should be forced to use a BB gun and wiffle balls for nads. (Yes. I meant nads.)