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I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:36:08 Reply

Of my pride, my dignity and overall my ability to be a man in situations that call for it. Let me tell you how it begins. It begins roughly three and a half hours earlier i was content on doing my usual activaties some xbox some msn and maybe even a game of football (soccer) with my friends. But i get a call. " hey raff wanna come to the cinema?" I was asked. I know now this was a simple ploy to reel some victim in, i was the victim.

I get some cash from the cash point just up the road when i get another call "Raff where are you were waiting!?" This was what i know now a way to get me moving there faster without thinking of any form of consequence. When i finally arrive at the "front" for this horrible racket of rape and torture. I remembered one thing when i arrived.

What the fuck are we going to see. Something cool? something manly? something hot?. No, far far from it. HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3!

I cried and looked through my pockets for a knife a gun or maybe some form of gas or poison none was to be found. The music it was so long, the notes they were so high, the plot it was non-existant within the first 10 minutes they made basketball look gay, The songs were a diversion to waste around an half hour of film time so it was only around an hour of plot time. Witch consisted of bitching crying and backstabbing each other.

I filed a police report but i think disney paid them to not do anything. Oh walt?! if only you could see what they have done to your beloved company?!.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:38:26 Reply

High School Musical 3: The same exact thing as the first two, but with more money whoring.

Disney has officially gone metro.

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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:38:43 Reply

Pics or it didn't happen. :)


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:38:45 Reply

THEY CLEARLY FORCED YOU TO GO AND PAY FOR A MOVIE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO SEE.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:42:10 Reply

Fuck your shit...gravity


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:43:49 Reply

Raff is a pretty kickass name, Raff.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:45:54 Reply

Wait... You didn't walk away?

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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:51:49 Reply

Just shut the fuck up, and get your head in the game boy.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:54:40 Reply

So just jack off to the blonde in the cinema.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:55:06 Reply

Yeah the same thing happened to Indiana jones.

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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:57:44 Reply

zack effron should be executed, publically

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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:57:55 Reply

Why didn't you run away? Seriously.

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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 16:59:51 Reply

At 11/8/08 04:36 PM, Fast-forward wrote: Of my pride, my dignity and overall my ability to be a man in situations that call for it. Let me tell you how it begins. It begins roughly three and a half hours earlier i was content on doing my usual activaties some xbox some msn and maybe even a game of football (soccer) with my friends. But i get a call. " hey raff wanna come to the cinema?" I was asked. I know now this was a simple ploy to reel some victim in, i was the victim...

Excuse me, but what's your nationality? French?
People in America don't say cinema, but movies.
And remember, it's soccer. Don't mix that up.
Otherwise, d'accord.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 17:01:19 Reply

HSM3, best film of the year


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 17:01:57 Reply

At 11/8/08 04:59 PM, Steve3377 wrote:
Excuse me, but what's your nationality? French?
People in America don't say cinema, but movies.
And remember, it's soccer. Don't mix that up.
Otherwise, d'accord.

People in fucking England do as in the language that Americans try to speak ENGLISH "Oh let's go to the movies" Let's fucking not it's the Cinema.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 17:02:18 Reply

At 11/8/08 04:43 PM, tomato-soup wrote: Raff is a pretty kickass name, Raff.

Sounds like a goddamn chav nickname


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 17:02:58 Reply

At 11/8/08 04:59 PM, Steve3377 wrote: Excuse me, but what's your nationality? French?
People in America don't say cinema, but movies.
And remember, it's soccer. Don't mix that up.
Otherwise, d'accord.

We say football and cinema in England, dipshit.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 18:21:27 Reply

At 11/8/08 05:02 PM, ShadowWest wrote:
At 11/8/08 04:43 PM, tomato-soup wrote: Raff is a pretty kickass name, Raff.
Sounds like a goddamn chav nickname

oh but im not a chav :(
quite the opposite


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 18:23:36 Reply

1. See it tomorrow.
2. Flash parody.
3. Using the rage of NGs agreement to skyrocket score.
4. Award.


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Response to I was raped. 2008-11-08 18:25:54 Reply

At 11/8/08 06:23 PM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: 1. See it tomorrow.
2. Flash parody.
3. Using the rage of NGs agreement to skyrocket score.
4. Award.

oh my god. it cannot be stopped.


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