the first one broke up with me cause i saw her naked and the other only lasted a day.
At 11/8/08 11:12 AM, thespazicat wrote: the first one broke up with me cause i saw her naked
Did she actually know you two were going out, or are you just some crazy assed stalker?
You broke up with her because you saw her naked? l0lwut
I dunno... I just told her I actually hated her guts.
I got dumped the first time because she wanted to see someone else, which is w/e, and im still seeing the next gf I had
Lemonsourkid made me somefin
Told her I wanted to fuck her sister in a threesome.
Oh wait, we broke up because she cheated on me. Heh, that threesome was pretty sweet...
I've never had a girlfriend. I'm too fat, too lazy to get skinny, too busy on NG to get less lazy, and I like the Internet too much to leave NG behind. So yeah, I'm unlikely to get a girlfriend anytime soon... I hate being alone.
I've never had a girlfriend.....I ahve a boyfriend, and I haven't broke up with him.....So idk......
Maybe I should leave now....
He stressed me the fuck out with multiple reasons...
Told her it's not working out and gave her the prom ticket that I bought for her (which I took back a week later because I found another date lmao).
We were young. T'was foolish it was.
Bitch dumped me becuase my tongue felt "weird"
At 11/8/08 11:15 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote: I've never had a girlfriend. I'm too fat, too lazy to get skinny, too busy on NG to get less lazy, and I like the Internet too much to leave NG behind. So yeah, I'm unlikely to get a girlfriend anytime soon... I hate being alone.
Besides the fat part that sounds like me yet, I'm still in the process of getting a girlfriend. Don't be lazy all the time and to get a girl I've been telling myself over and over to just do it.
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At 11/8/08 11:13 AM, putzpie wrote:At 11/8/08 11:12 AM, thespazicat wrote: the first one broke up with me cause i saw her nakedDid she actually know you two were going out, or are you just some crazy assed stalker?
no, i broke up with the first one first, then moved to the second one.
At 11/8/08 11:21 AM, maddskill wrote: And real chicks are better then masturbating to cartoons.
'Cause you'd know all about real chicks.......
The distance killed our relationship.
people tried to get me another one yesterday. what did i get. a slap in the face :D not really, i just said no.
At 11/8/08 11:26 AM, maddskill wrote:At 11/8/08 11:23 AM, bangyouredead wrote:y wouldn't i? What you've never kissed a girl or something?At 11/8/08 11:21 AM, maddskill wrote: And real chicks are better then masturbating to cartoons.'Cause you'd know all about real chicks.......
Yes I have actually, but it was just on the spur of the momen, we weren't going out or anything, but I've kissed properly kissed a guy, and more than once, and it's better than kissing a girl.
I punched her in the face.
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At 11/8/08 11:29 AM, GamingRoyalty wrote: I had a girlfriend!?
O SHI-
No we're lieing to you. Mwahahaha >:0
She dumped me for so many reasons, I lost count.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
At 11/8/08 11:54 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: She dumped me for so many reasons, I lost count.
Think of the reasons that she didn't dump you for.
It may be easier.
Here's one:
penis too big
At 11/8/08 11:21 AM, maddskill wrote:At 11/8/08 11:18 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote:
Besides the fat part that sounds like me yet, I'm still in the process of getting a girlfriend. Don't be lazy all the time and to get a girl I've been telling myself over and over to just do it.Guys get of new grounds for a while its ok it will still here tomorrow. And real chicks are better then masturbating to cartoons.
I've stopped masturbating to porn. Apparently if you do it without lust it's not a sin. I also do it just because it feels good.
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At 11/8/08 11:58 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Here's one:
penis too big
Actually, you'd be surprised.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
At 11/8/08 11:58 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Here's one:
penis too small
Fixed, much more believable, especially with some of the girls in my school. All they care about is how big the bulge is, in guys pants...
My first girlfriend:
We both basically started hating each other (Boyfriend and girlfriend wise. Otherwhise, she's alright)
So, she was talking with some of my friends. She was planning on breaking up with me. When she came up to finish it. I got up and broke up with her. We hugged and said it's cool between us. She went back to my friends and asked how it went. When she told them that I finished it, they started cracking up.
Oh, boy.
At 11/8/08 11:48 AM, bangyouredead wrote: No we're lieing to you. Mwahahaha >:0
Don't mess with my head like that man!
At 11/8/08 11:12 AM, thespazicat wrote: the first one broke up with me cause i saw her naked and the other only lasted a day.
So did you two really go out, or where you just watching her through her window.
At 11/8/08 12:13 PM, GamingRoyalty wrote:At 11/8/08 11:48 AM, bangyouredead wrote: No we're lieing to you. Mwahahaha >:0Don't mess with my head like that man!
Hey, don't say things like that, when you know there is nothing in your head for us to mess with >:l
Never had a girlfriend fortunately.
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