I never caught a shiny pokemon.

[Bullion]

Yes, gather around and read my tale of sorrow, ever since i started playing pokemon, G/S/C generation, i have not once come across a shiny poke', not a Rattata, pidgey or Primape have ever coeme to me bearing the crest of uniqueness, of specialness, of shiny.

I am sitting here because i have depressed all these years, seeing my friends grow up, laughing, trading, battling their shinies. One guy even had a shiny Groudon, and that crushed my heart, how could he, get a shiny legendary, while i'm stuck battling caterpie on route 106? It boggled my mind.

Anyway Ng, i've come to a decision, i'm never playing pokemon ever again, and i'll only occasionally jack off to the hentai.

Thoughts?

[DocSprite]

At 11/8/08 10:40 AM, Bullion wrote: Yes, gather around and read my tale of sorrow, ever since i started playing pokemon, G/S/C generation, i have not once come across a shiny poke', not a Rattata, pidgey or Primape have ever coeme to me bearing the crest of uniqueness, of specialness, of shiny.

Thoughts?

Stop babbling about how you're wasting your time trying to get a shiny. They're no stronger than any other Pokemon, Just powerlevel your Pokemon until you can kick your friends asses. then you'll feel better.

[Pokemonpoeguygcn]

Why were you playing the G/S/C generation games?We are on the D/Pe/Pl generation games and you quit just because you were jealous about someone else.

[9331111]

I'm sad too! i've never caught a shiny ever :(

I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

i stopped playing like, a month ago

[JackPhantasm]

Haha Pokémon. That's still around?

[Dropkicked]

At 11/8/08 10:40 AM, Bullion wrote:

Thoughts?

I RAN INTO HER AT COMPUTER CAMP

(Was that in 84?)
NOT SURE
I HAD MY COMMODORE 64
HAD TO SCORE

(Not with that dirty tramp)
SHE'S NOT A TRAMP
HER NAME IS JUDY

(That's a nice name)
YEAH SHE'S A NICE GIRL

(Big deal. Did you get in her pants?)
SHE'S NOT THAT KIND OF GIRL, BOOGER

(Why, does she have a penis?)
SEEN AS SUPERMUS
YOU BETTER KNOW SHE'S A GENUS AND A VENUS

(Tell me more; was it love at first sight?)
THAT'S RIGHT THIS WAS GOD GIVEN GRACE WITH A FACE YOU COULD PRAISE

(Tell me more; did you put up a fight?)

[4Doctodragon]

You know, they probably use action replay.

[bangyouredead]

I play Pokémon Blue Rescue Team on my DS. It's fun, I beat the big bird thing XD

[LampFace]

What about the red Gyaradous (or however the fuck you spell it) in the lake?

[Porkchop]

At 11/8/08 11:50 AM, LampFace wrote: What about the red Gyaradous (or however the fuck you spell it) in the lake?

that was part of the story though. OP never ran into one in the wild.

[lovetuna]

DONT GIVE UP! you'll catch a shiny one oneday! they can change!!!

[Fleshlight]

i'd like to poke HER mom!

[AxeWarrior]

At 11/8/08 11:54 AM, Fleshlight wrote: i'd like to poke HER mom!

That has to be the worst typo in NG history

[LampFace]

At 11/8/08 11:52 AM, Crusher117 wrote:

At 11/8/08 11:50 AM, LampFace wrote: What about the red Gyaradous (or however the fuck you spell it) in the lake?

that was part of the story though. OP never ran into one in the wild.

It was sort of in the wild.

[LOLZILLA]

Good luck with that then, Bullion.

[Hoeloe]

I caught a shiny Rattata as the first pokemon I encountered after getting pokeballs. Lucky me :D

[Mewtwig]

Neither have I, just keep trying and surely you should find one. It takes ages but even I'm trying and I'm impatient.

[ShadowChao96]

Wait......Pokemon's still around?

[Toukeman]

Shiny Zubat and trained it into Shiny Crobat of Death.

[mariomusicmaker1]

i had a shiney combee that i traded for a junk poke and 20 bucks :D

[simon]

I had a shiny Suicune.

It was my love.

[Bullion]

At 12/8/08 03:13 PM, simon wrote: I had a shiny Suicune.

It was my love.

Why must you taunt me so?!

[m4x0]

I encountered a shiny spearow.

Never again.

[tsolless]

I saw a shiny lugia (sp?)... Unfortunately I had already used my master ball. I was pissed.

[CutTheCheese]

At 11/8/08 10:40 AM, Bullion wrote: Yes, gather around and read my tale of sorrow, ever since i started playing pokemon, G/S/C generation, i have not once come across a shiny poke', not a Rattata, pidgey or Primape have ever coeme to me bearing the crest of uniqueness, of specialness, of shiny.

I am sitting here because i have depressed all these years, seeing my friends grow up, laughing, trading, battling their shinies. One guy even had a shiny Groudon, and that crushed my heart, how could he, get a shiny legendary, while i'm stuck battling caterpie on route 106? It boggled my mind.

Anyway Ng, i've come to a decision, i'm never playing pokemon ever again, and i'll only occasionally jack off to the hentai.

Thoughts?

Cmon man, you didnt even get the Red Gyarados?
Shinies Ive found in all the games Ive owned include Drowzee, Geodude, Smeargle, Clamperl, cleffa (out of an egg =o), I still have the Smeargle on Emerald :DDDD

[bloodreaper1]

Stop babbling about how you're wasting your time trying to get a shiny. They're no stronger than any other Pokemon, Just powerlevel your Pokemon until you can kick your friends asses. then you'll feel better.

or you can go out and party and get laid

[Lagatag]

Neither have I, unless you count Red Gyarados.

I think I may have one other shiny pokemon actually, but my Gold died a couple years ago, so I couldn't even check :(

[nymphoid]

me neither :'[
together we weep, my friend. together we weep.

[John12346]

At 11/8/08 11:49 AM, ParadoxSaint wrote: You know, they probably use action replay.

I was about to tell the OP to use an Action Replay...

[Mich]

Oh God.
I'm glad I never had those pokemon cards or anything.

stupid hypes