Why aren't we tired of masturbation

[SBCmilkshakeclock]

yet?

Any thoughts? See how its weird how its like the ONLY thing.. well sex too... that no one ever gets tired of ( this forum being a good example of that, so is this thread :p) We can get tired of just about every fun thing but not that...
hmm.

we can get tired of eating pizza-flavoured ice cream, tired of watching Cinderella in loops, tired of listening to our once-favourite songs..
tired of playing Starcraft with your little sister... tired of so many complicated things.
But when it comes to touching our dicks, it never gets old.

hehe

[DevoLver]

cuz masterbation is 95% imagination. if you can remember exactly what that hot girl looks like that you seen walking down the street, all you gotta do is close your eyes, and its like they are doing it. if you have a good imagination, you can have a different girl every night

[HeinousDude]

On a side note: reading is really good for you. Reading exercise your imagination so that you will have lots of it when you masturbate, making it that much more fun.

[KuroiNeko]

My guess is that masturbation is on a whole different level of entertainment than anything else.

[HeinousDude]

At 12/4/03 02:53 AM, KuroiNeko wrote: My guess is that masturbation is on a whole different level of entertainment than anything else.

All we need now is a vobrating vagina DVD player plugin.

[SenshiHawk]

At 12/4/03 02:57 AM, HeinousDude wrote:

At 12/4/03 02:53 AM, KuroiNeko wrote: My guess is that masturbation is on a whole different level of entertainment than anything else.

All we need now is a vobrating vagina DVD player plugin.

Lmao! Its funny because its so true.

Your imagination takes such a big role in how you live.. Its like the first time you masterbate, it never leaves your mind. If you get the slightest bit horny, or see a really hot girl, one of the first things that comes to mind is masturbation. Dont deny it. 99.9% of guy's on earth have masturbated, even if some wont admit it. Its because like someone said, its 95% imagination

[hugh-jarse]

It pisses me off when i can think of every other girl ive seen that day but i just cant imagine the girl i like!! It's so shitty when that happens..

oh wait, i can picture her right now.. = )

[EvilOlivE]

At 12/4/03 03:02 AM, IceColdFire wrote: Your imagination takes such a big role in how you live.. Its like the first time you masterbate, it never leaves your mind. If you get the slightest bit horny, or see a really hot girl, one of the first things that comes to mind is masturbation. Dont deny it. 99.9% of guy's on earth have masturbated, even if some wont admit it. Its because like someone said, its 95% imagination

Geez man speak for yourself, at least have some restraint. You're telling me that you don't even think of getting with that girl, and that you go straight to masturbation. Hmm

Anywho that vibrating vagina sounds good where can i get 7? J/K, no one answer I don't wanna know :P

[SenshiHawk]

At 12/4/03 03:09 AM, Animasta wrote:
Geez man speak for yourself, at least have some restraint. You're telling me that you don't even think of getting with that girl, and that you go straight to masturbation. Hmm

Heh.. i think i just pwned the hell outta myself on that one. What i ment is it goes through a guy's head. I never said id go straight home and jack off and think about that girl, but, its a natural instinct.. You have to admit you've thought it a couple of times.

[KuroiNeko]

Lol, I think I may have just pwned myself with the bad wording, but what I meant to say was I don't masturbate to every chick I see, I usually masturbate only to porn. If I see a hot chick, I'd usually say something.

[Dogmega]

Masturbation is better than sex, because you can hold on to it tighter.
But it doesn't beat the feel of tits and ass in your hands :)

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

Well I don’t know.... I’ve whacked it a lot and boned my fair share of chicks..... eventually you get tired of it. Thankfully you only stay tired of it for like a day or two..... that reminds me.... haven't whacked it today.

[Best-Of]

Because, when you're masturbating, you can have sex (in imagination, but still), with anyone, in anyway, anywhere, anytime, you can put in it any hole, you can do it for as long as you like..Or for as short time as you like. That's propably why. But if you have an erection and want to get rid of it without wanking, yust go see a hentai-page. That completely ruins any erection.

[Pilot-Doofy]

Here's a beginning list, but there are many more reasons:
1. You can't get an STD by masturbating.
2. You are as sexual as your imagination allows you to be.
3. You can feel like you're having sex with a different girl everytime.
4. Your penis can't say no.
5. You're a guy, every guy does.

Many more.........

[Spike-J-Wolfwood]

At 12/4/03 08:23 AM, pennyThug wrote: 5. You're a guy, every guy does.

Not to mention almost every girl out there. Just not as often..... that and most won't admit it.

[Darklilangel23]

lots of lonely geeks with no girlfriends hmmm

its better to have a girl do it for you

[Ultimate-Spidey]

Guys won't stop until there penises look like beef jerkey and woman won't stop till there vaginas look like mudflaps.

[Glboricua]

Because it's in every guy's blood to do it, you can do it almost anytime, almost anyplace and with whomever you like.

[RedSkunk]

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[Magna]

I dunno why i haven't gotten bored of it yet!

I practically need to do it to fall asleep.

[RUDE]

I do it on occasion, usually when a chick in school the day before( I pleasure myself) causes me to get blueballs. The shower is the best place for me, the sound of the water running is a turn on. :)

[TheDoctor]

.....That's like saying what is the point in casual sex.

[Gun-Mage]

Ill answer you after Im done

[wismty]

Once you are old(mature) enough, you'll find that masturbation isn't that fun

[Jonas]

I get tired after it, not of it.

[SuperDragon]

i think u should see this portuguese blog. Translate it to english and take some conclusions...

BLOG - O MEU PIPI ("MY VAGINA")

[TheDoctor]

At 12/4/03 03:06 PM, wismty wrote: Once you are old(mature) enough, you'll find that masturbation isn't that fun

Only because you have prostate cancer...

But seriously, you are only 17. Are you telling me you are too "mature" to throw one over your thumb every now and again?

[wismty]

At 12/4/03 03:21 PM, Gaiacarkaion wrote:

At 12/4/03 03:06 PM, wismty wrote: Once you are old(mature) enough, you'll find that masturbation isn't that fun

Only because you have prostate cancer...

But seriously, you are only 17. Are you telling me you are too "mature" to throw one over your thumb every now and again?

Me, mature??, no man, if I could, I'd masturbate while sleeping. That was just an opinion

[Omniphilia]

Believe it or not. Right now, I don't feel like masturbating at all. Well, maybe a little.

[Dobio]

Why are you asking a bunch of hosers a question about masturbation, when most of them have no experience or knowledge at all, and have the mindset that just because they suddenly get an erection, they must 'stroke' it to 'ease the swelling'?

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