I left my son by the roadside

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Ah newgrounds. Like a second home. How I dearly love this place without any reservations. heh.
Ahem.
I come to you today with a heavy heart. A heart heavy with sadness and perhaps regret. And I come to you with a great shame weighing this old soul down. For I have done something...necessary...but terrible. I have done something no man should do.
I left my son by the roadside.
I bundled him up in his sleep, Newgrounds. And I placed him delicately into the backseat. We drove out....maybe for 4 or 5 hours. I could hear his sickly wheezing in the backseat. Tremendous nervousness wrecked my mind. What if he should wake up? What do I tell him?

Now its not that I have no feelings for my son. I hate him. I always have. Ever since the nurse handed his starved bloody carcass to me wrapped in parchment. I felt nothing but loathing for him. For his squinted eyes. His scowling face.
But through it all, once could say I developed somewhat of a fondness for him.
But it wasnt enough. I'm a loner, Dotty. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me.
The time had come. The kid had become the ball on my chain. Slowin me down. Takin away my god given freedoms.

And so I did it.

I cant believe I did it.

But I did it, newgrounds.

I abandoned my child.

I abandoned my child.

I abandoned my......boy....

[ZekeyJr]

Yeah thanks for that.

Fuck you dad.

Just....FUCK YOU.

fuckin asshole i hope you drown in a river of dicks

[Mypasswordispassword]

I completely understand.

[MotherSpaceyLizard]

You are both grounded.

[Rozner]

I freakin' loved that movie.

[killerjeff]

Hey dad, remember me?

[EvilerBowser1001]

CONFESS YOUR SINS.
BE PURIFIED BY THE FIRE!
BECOME PURE WITH THE LORD.

That was such a great movie.

[Brass]

That picture looks like a teenaged Tom.

[36Holla]

At 11/7/08 01:58 AM, EvilerBowser1001 wrote: CONFESS YOUR SINS.
BE PURIFIED BY THE FIRE!
BECOME PURE WITH THE LORD.

I'm a false prophet. God doesn't exist! I'm a false prophet! God doesn't exist!

that land was already drilled.
WHAT!?

[the-puppet]

At 11/7/08 12:48 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: But I did it, newgrounds.

I abandoned my child.

I abandoned my......boy....

You should have abandoned your child in the state of Nebraska and then speed off due to the 'Safe-Haven' law.

[Preternatural]

cool story bro.

Also, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/46 8431

[Dejomel]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Minion777]

This scenario feels all too familiar Oh Ho yes it does I kid you not.

[Bolo]

There will be Monopoly.

[Flee]

Zekey, you need rest.

[El-Mistro]

At 11/7/08 12:49 AM, ZekeyJr wrote: Yeah thanks for that.

Fuck you dad.

Just....FUCK YOU.

fuckin asshole i hope you drown in a river of dicks

a little harsh don't you think?

[Bolo]

At 11/7/08 03:05 AM, Bolo wrote: There will be Monopoly.

Obligatory closeup.

[MadCow]

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refer madness

[MadCow]

my penicular device has become grossly engorged with blood to the point of discomfort

[shocktherapy]

hey thats less money out of ur pocket