Okay, so in Science today, the clock was screwing up. The minute hand hand was moving in unison with the second hand, making the hour hand going pretty fast. When the clock broke, it was stuck at 7, and everyone was screaming, "OMG LOOK AT THE CLOCK LOLOLOL" and the teacher was getting pissed.
She shouted, "EVERYONE SHUT UP! THE BELL HAS RUNG CLASS IS STARTING!!"
Then the girl who always kisses up to the teacher said, "Are you happy Obama won the election?"
I said, "Brown noser" while caughing. I actually didn't intend to caugh, but it came out anyway (I have a terrible cold). The class laughed and the teacher said, "If you're asking who I voted for it's NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS. So STOP ASKING. Now get in your seats, it's time to learn!!"
"But we are in our seats!" shouted the kid who always gets detention.
Teacher, "That's a write-up." See? Always gets detention.
Now, as I said, I have a really bad cold. So naturally, I was caughing the whole class. Suddenly the teacher loses it and screams, "SHAUN, SHUT UP BEFORE I GIVE YOU DETENTION!"
"But... I'm sick. I can't help it." What really sucks is I had work after school today and would have missed work from being sick. Luckily, the class ended right there.
Thanks, Mrs. Dunworth. You abused your menstural cycle to get kids in trouble.