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My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:25:51 Reply

Okay, so in Science today, the clock was screwing up. The minute hand hand was moving in unison with the second hand, making the hour hand going pretty fast. When the clock broke, it was stuck at 7, and everyone was screaming, "OMG LOOK AT THE CLOCK LOLOLOL" and the teacher was getting pissed.

She shouted, "EVERYONE SHUT UP! THE BELL HAS RUNG CLASS IS STARTING!!"
Then the girl who always kisses up to the teacher said, "Are you happy Obama won the election?"
I said, "Brown noser" while caughing. I actually didn't intend to caugh, but it came out anyway (I have a terrible cold). The class laughed and the teacher said, "If you're asking who I voted for it's NONE OF YOUR BUISINESS. So STOP ASKING. Now get in your seats, it's time to learn!!"
"But we are in our seats!" shouted the kid who always gets detention.
Teacher, "That's a write-up." See? Always gets detention.

Now, as I said, I have a really bad cold. So naturally, I was caughing the whole class. Suddenly the teacher loses it and screams, "SHAUN, SHUT UP BEFORE I GIVE YOU DETENTION!"
"But... I'm sick. I can't help it." What really sucks is I had work after school today and would have missed work from being sick. Luckily, the class ended right there.

Thanks, Mrs. Dunworth. You abused your menstural cycle to get kids in trouble.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:27:56 Reply

My teacher and bus driver is like that every fucking day. One day she handed out 7 write ups in 10 minutes to good kids...


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:29:14 Reply

She probably voted for McCain.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:29:29 Reply

She blatently wants to FUCK you!


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:29:47 Reply

Ehh, at least you don't have to live with 2 sisters on their period and a mother in menopause...

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:30:30 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:28 PM, The-Wade-Birgade wrote: Lol sounds like you could give her the morning after pill, hmmm?

Eh wot?

Fucking no-nothing 10y.o's

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:30:33 Reply

Bitchy girls=/=.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:30:43 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:25 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Thanks, Mrs. Dunworth. You abused your menstural cycle to get kids in trouble.

that made my day. reminds me of a certain Ms. Wilfong...... uhhh.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:32:29 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:29 PM, Randominator wrote: She blatently wants to FUCK you!

I lol'd. Thanks for that.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:35:15 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:29 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: She probably voted for McCain.

Definitely.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:37:36 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:32 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:
At 11/5/08 08:29 PM, Randominator wrote: She blatently wants to FUCK you!
I lol'd. Thanks for that.

It's not that funny. I mean I actually wanted to fuck one of my teachers so bad...it was frustrating =\


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:38:23 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:37 PM, Randominator wrote:
At 11/5/08 08:32 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote:
At 11/5/08 08:29 PM, Randominator wrote: She blatently wants to FUCK you!
I lol'd. Thanks for that.
It's not that funny. I mean I actually wanted to fuck one of my teachers so bad...it was frustrating =\

Oh. Oh, wow. You would change your opinion immediatly if you saw my Science teacher...


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:39:17 Reply

tell her to go buy some Maxi Pads

i'd love to see her reaction

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 20:42:04 Reply

She is probably racist and mad that Obama won.

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:03:21 Reply

Oh my god, by bus driver is always eaavesdropping on me and my friend. One time she called the vice principal on us!

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:04:58 Reply

At 11/5/08 09:03 PM, DocSprite wrote: Oh my god, by bus driver is always eaavesdropping on me and my friend. One time she called the vice principal on us!

lol@RhetoricalQuestion


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:06:27 Reply

At 11/5/08 09:03 PM, DocSprite wrote: Oh my god, by bus driver is always eaavesdropping on me and my friend. One time she called the vice principal on us!

Should have had UAV jammer.

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:08:40 Reply

she tested positive for aids


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:13:17 Reply

She sounds very... uh... interesting?

Sounds like some one needs to be killed.

Like NOW.

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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:16:32 Reply

At 11/5/08 08:38 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Oh. Oh, wow. You would change your opinion immediatly if you saw my Science teacher...

There's always doggy style


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:16:59 Reply

At 11/5/08 09:16 PM, Randominator wrote:
At 11/5/08 08:38 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Oh. Oh, wow. You would change your opinion immediatly if you saw my Science teacher...
There's always doggy style

Or a bag over the head.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:17:35 Reply

At 11/5/08 09:16 PM, Randominator wrote:
At 11/5/08 08:38 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Oh. Oh, wow. You would change your opinion immediatly if you saw my Science teacher...
There's always doggy style

She's like, 4 feet tall. The comparison of me to her doesn't look good.


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Response to My teacher is on her period. 2008-11-05 21:19:17 Reply

Teachers can come in angry and upset
On their period their not I bet
If anything
they are probably fucking
tired of all the kids who smell like shiieet

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