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I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:31:49

i didn't mean to! we were playing paintball and he wasn't wearing a box, so i sorta shot him like 6 times... in the groin. he went down like a sack of potatoes, screaming in pain, holding his nads. i thought he was messing around and he dropped his kegs on the floor, and the MOST disturbing sight ever! his scrotum was completely red with blood, so I immeadiately called the ambulance, took him to the operating theatre and removd his testicle, it took 6 1/2 hours, he should recover in about 9 weeks. poor lad. i'm sorry

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:32:37

In the end, you still saw another mans testicles.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:33:24

Oh, the innuendo of the title...

So say again, they had to remove his testicle completely?


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:33:37

Y..Y..You heartless person... W..W..Why would you even shoot him there?


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:33:42

At 11/5/08 04:32 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: In the end, you still saw another mans testicles.

I think tht makes him Gay!

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:33:58

Some disturbing shit. Fucking painball balls rupture.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:34:29

At 11/5/08 04:33 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Y..Y..You heartless person... W..W..Why would you even shoot him there?

He did it for the lulz.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:34:52

At 11/5/08 04:31 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: i didn't mean to! we were playing paintball and he wasn't wearing a box, so i sorta shot him like 6 times... in the groin. he went down like a sack of potatoes, screaming in pain, holding his nads. i thought he was messing around and he dropped his kegs on the floor, and the MOST disturbing sight ever! his scrotum was completely red with blood, so I immeadiately called the ambulance, took him to the operating theatre and removd his testicle, it took 6 1/2 hours, he should recover in about 9 weeks. poor lad. i'm sorry

You have some strange terms wherever you live... box, kegs, operating theatre?

How close to him were you when you were shooting? And why six times? You only need to shoot him once.

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:34:59

At 11/5/08 04:33 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Oh, the innuendo of the title...

So say again, they had to remove his testicle completely?

yes, unfortunately it had been ruptured so bad, it couldnt be heald or fixed, so now he has one testicle

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:35:06

Is that one or two testicles removed? If one then he can still have kids and stuff, but girls will be kinda turned off by it.

If both are gone then I suggest you hire a bodyguard.

Or two.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:35:46

At 11/5/08 04:33 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Y..Y..You heartless person... W..W..Why would you even shoot him there?

Its fun!


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:36:16

At 11/5/08 04:31 PM, CALBOB66 wrote: a sack of potatoes, screaming in pain

Why does this make me laugh?

Oh well...he'll live. Only thing left is let him have some payback.

Eye for an eye, if you know what i mean.

Do what now...?

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:36:56

At 11/5/08 04:34 PM, CALBOB66 wrote:
At 11/5/08 04:33 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Oh, the innuendo of the title...

So say again, they had to remove his testicle completely?
yes, unfortunately it had been ruptured so bad, it couldnt be heald or fixed, so now he has one testicle

Whoops just read it.

Ok than you're all sweet. But in future, if he can't get girls because of it then he might probably try to kill you.

So get the bodyguard.

Or two...


If Heavy Metal is so evil, why would God create it? BECAUSE I FUCKING TOLD HIM TO, BITCH!!

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:37:11

At 11/5/08 04:35 PM, Tramps wrote: I lol'd so hard I almost cried. Pictures please.

unfortunately i have none, who take a photo of a guys ball sack? apart from gays?

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:37:21

At 11/5/08 04:34 PM, CashClock wrote:
At 11/5/08 04:33 PM, Thegluestickman wrote: Y..Y..You heartless person... W..W..Why would you even shoot him there?
He did it for the lulz.

I loled


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:39:13

don't mind my comical terms such as "hit the floor like a sack of potatoes" and "no box"

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 16:39:52

At 11/5/08 04:37 PM, CALBOB66 wrote:
At 11/5/08 04:35 PM, Tramps wrote: I lol'd so hard I almost cried. Pictures please.
unfortunately i have none, who take a photo of a guys ball sack? apart from gays?

But it was open and ruptured... why not?


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:02:01

to the guy who asked for a pic. well it looked something like this but he wasnt black and didnt have giant cuts in his legs. this is an offsite link and a nasty ass picture

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:03:21

At 11/5/08 04:34 PM, ArykSB wrote: You have some strange terms wherever you live... box, kegs, operating theatre?

haha, yes, operating theatre made me laugh.

How close to him were you when you were shooting? And why six times? You only need to shoot him once.

lol, balls were touching


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:04:22

So after the first time, why would you continue to shot him there? Also, after the first time, wouldn't he cry in pain first!?


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:05:04

and then you decided to post this here? Because we all wanna know?


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:05:18

I hereby excommunicate you from newgrounds for this heinous crime against the most precious area of the male body. A cardinal sin.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:05:41

Why the fuck would you shoot a guy in the balls? You sir, have lost all my respect.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:06:34

At 11/5/08 04:39 PM, Doom-Fan wrote:
At 11/5/08 04:37 PM, CALBOB66 wrote:
At 11/5/08 04:35 PM, Tramps wrote: I lol'd so hard I almost cried. Pictures please.
unfortunately i have none, who take a photo of a guys ball sack? apart from gays?
But it was open and ruptured... why not?

Good point, might get banned though.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:08:40

You shot a man in the dick? Not cool.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:09:09

What The Fuck is an operating theater.


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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:09:28

correction sire in the testicles

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:14:13

FUUUU- owy... why would you shoot him in the nuts?

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:17:43

Nice job, he cant have kids now.

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Response to I ruptured my best friends testicle 2008-11-05 17:20:23

At 11/5/08 04:33 PM, TheMayo wrote:
At 11/5/08 04:32 PM, B-aSt-Ar-d wrote: In the end, you still saw another mans testicles.
I think tht makes him Gay!

Let me check the records....
Nope. He's not gay. It'd only be gay if he tried to lick them
Safe!


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