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Lol nice idea's guys

At 11/5/08 02:16 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 11/5/08 02:15 PM, Backbiter wrote: Cunt punt?

you rang?

winner.

grab her cock :)

At 11/5/08 04:24 PM, dilson wrote: grab her cock :)

She does'nt have a "cock".

Just like you :]

Is your girlfriend a fat fuck? Throw a twinkie the stairs and put toys on the stairs.

At 11/5/08 04:40 PM, Chad-T wrote: Is your girlfriend a fat fuck? Throw a twinkie the stairs and put toys on the stairs.

Ugh... no..? She's quite thin actually... and has brown hair and a cute little face, ill try get pics up

I would probably punch her in the ovaries if I were you.

Shoot her in the head...with cum.

Grow some balls?

Perhaps to accompany the penis on your forehead.

Use a rusty hammer. much more manly

Get incriminating photos of her and put them around school.

I would let her kick my ass and I'd enjoy it.

Rape her and/or her sisters.

At 11/5/08 02:08 PM, matt2k8 wrote:

At 11/5/08 02:06 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 11/5/08 02:04 PM, matt2k8 wrote: so Newgrounders Halp me!

really!?
ok... since a girl is kicking your ass... you might want to chop IT off, and give it to her... let her be the man of the relationship

*sniff* help me win :3

KICK HER IN THE NUTS!!!!!!

You should have grabbed her cock... oh wait

Seriously, be a man. No need to get above her, learn to be humble when it comes to girls :3

At 11/5/08 04:20 PM, Crusher117 wrote:

At 11/5/08 02:16 PM, MissingNYC wrote:

At 11/5/08 02:15 PM, Backbiter wrote: Cunt punt?

you rang?

winner.

thank you!!! 2 people agree... this thread is baseless now :P

You're 18 and you can't pin a girl down? How huge is she?

At 11/6/08 05:37 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: You're 18 and you can't pin a girl down? How huge is she?

300 lbs im sure

Piss on her face, film it and upload it to NG BBS.

At 11/6/08 05:38 AM, MissingNYC wrote: 300 lbs im sure

More like 300kgs. Cos if you can't bench 300, you can at least roll it off you.

At 11/6/08 05:38 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Piss on her face, film it and upload it to NG BBS.

Problem is he'd be on the floor bleeding before he could switch the camera on.

At 11/5/08 02:04 PM, matt2k8 wrote: Ok guys of NG! i need help!
some times me and my girlfreind have a little scrap first one too take who down wins! ( i know it sounds childish but its really fun ) but for some reason i can't get her down! i was that desperate once i threatened to shove a mop up her ass!

so Newgrounders Halp me!

You what? Abusing your girlfriend and becomin a sodomite will only put your life in shambles.

At 11/6/08 05:44 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: Problem is he'd be on the floor bleeding before he could switch the camera on.

But.....but I want hot piss. :(

At 11/5/08 02:04 PM, matt2k8 wrote: I threatened to shove a mop up her ass!

I don't think she would object to that

619 THAT MOTHERFUCKING HO!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O!!!!

At 11/6/08 05:37 AM, Rosenrot-I wrote: You're 18 and you can't pin a girl down? How huge is she?

Lol, not fat, she is quite skinny but i suck at pining people...

Did you try using barbed wire to strangle her?

Dude,seriously,just have sex with her,is it that hard for you to take her dick in your ass?

Lol getting pwnt by your own gf. Thats kinda weird and cool...

Btw, if you've been getting owned by her all this while, there is no fucking point getting all arnold schwarzenegger just to beat her. Like everyone suggested, just play along with her for a few minutes, then step back from her. Drop your pants in front of her and say, "I win." And then have sex with her. And while your doing her, tell her on how you're so happy to finally "win" her in the game. That should be fun for both of you, though a bit corny.

just play along with her for a few minutes, then step back from her. Drop your pants in front of her and say, "I win." And then have sex with her. And while your doing her, tell her on how you're so happy to finally "win" her in the game. That should be fun for both of you, though a bit corny.

You win! best comment for far! after Pwn't cunt that is lol! how did you come up with that? genius!

I'm definitly gonna use your idea