What are the worst song lyrics?

[Alanthesecond]

im going with "i kissed a girl and i liked it, it tastes of her cherry chapstick" by that girl whose name escapes me. i think that the word "chapstick" should never be included in a song

[Achilles2]

99% of metal songs. Take your pick.

Lyrics to 99% of Metal songs: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCK...YOU...AAAAAAAHHHHH

[Squatting-Dog]

Five finger death punch - never enough

STOP PLAYING IT ON THE RADIO.

Literally, these are the lyrics for the 'bridge' in the song:

In the end we're all just chalk lines on the concrete
Drawn only to be washed away
For the time that I've been given
I am what I am

[manonthemoon516]

Oooooohhhh you touch my tralala.

Mmmmmmmmm my ding ding dong.

[Slidy]

Show me your genitals

[Earfetish]

At 11/4/08 11:57 AM, Achilles2 wrote: Lyrics to 99% of Metal songs: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCK...YOU...AAAAAAAHHHHH

what the fuck are you talking about

"I know nothing about metal but I'll act like I do anyway"

[Duffi]

Rhythm Bandits by Junior Senior. Catchy song, but the lyrics are awful.

Come on in, eat a chips!

[Earfetish]

Suck my Dick by the Dickheads

smell yo dick by Riskay

[Achilles2]

At 11/4/08 12:02 PM, Earfetish wrote: "I know nothing about metal but I'll act like I do anyway"

You just described all of Newgrounds when it comes to rap, not me.

[Prekesh]

At 11/4/08 11:57 AM, Achilles2 wrote: 99% of metal songs. Take your pick.

Lyrics to 99% of Metal songs: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FUCK...YOU...AAAAAAAHHHHH

true that.

[Alanthesecond]

not really on topic but since i started it, the worst rhyme and therefore lyric i heard was in "how i could just kill a man" covered by rage against the machine but origionally by cypress hill i think but its "...trying to steal my chrome, i was like yo its on" even gangsta pronuciation hardly makes it less difficult to rhyme. poor show, good song though

[blame54]

I really like their songs, but sometimes the Beatles songs don't make sense what so ever. Still one of my favorite bands.

[Entranceolot]

Probably any of SOADs 'Sugar.' Makes no fucking sense whatsoever

[SCUD14]

At 11/4/08 12:08 PM, Achilles2 wrote: You just described all of Newgrounds when it comes to rap, not me.

Incorrect, yes most NGer's are rap ignorant but you listen to some damn shitty metal.

[LordZeebmork]

SOULJA BOY TOLD EM
YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Penrodeo]

Anything by the band Pissing Razors.

[RubberTrucky]

Schlager songs. They're hyped up by the media and are really clichéd and fitted so elder folks enjoy them. And because of the commercialisation they reach number 1 for 1000 weeks.

Also Crazy fucking frog!
He ruined many a song with his 'ringdingding'