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At 11/4/08 09:32 AM, ChuckDude131 wrote: yes it does, if you show your dick at your gf while your makin' love, she will laugh at you and you will be ashamed of yourself. I suggest viagra.

Because viagra changes the size of your penis.

omg how do you not know what viagra does?

At 11/4/08 09:32 AM, ChuckDude131 wrote: yes it does, if you show your dick at your gf while your makin' love, she will laugh at you and you will be ashamed of yourself. I suggest viagra.

Viagra doesnt increase dick size..It only stimulates your dick if you cant get an erection.

At 11/4/08 08:01 AM, ithae wrote: It depends. If its way small, you have a problem. If its way big, you again have a problem. It need to be just the right size.

Reminds me of goldilocks and the three bears

Girth is more important.

No, I wouldn't imagine so, as long as (As other people have said) you're not too small or too large.

At 11/4/08 04:25 PM, Spectacle wrote:

At 11/4/08 08:01 AM, ithae wrote: It depends. If its way small, you have a problem. If its way big, you again have a problem. It need to be just the right size.

Reminds me of goldilocks and the three bears

Who says you can't learn anything from nursery rhymes

15 cm? well that's almost 6 inches, its above average length actually. I'm pretty sure 5 3/4 inches is average.
Limp size doesn't really matter, but the size of your erection does to a point.

If you have a two inch boner, the girl's barely going to feel anything. But when you getting up to eight inches and over you need lots of lube and it'll take a while for your girl to stretch out before you can go at it.
Girth also matters and sometimes is more important than length.

But if you are stuck with a little dick, just make up for it by eating your girl out a lot. If you don't know how (lolz) I'm sure its on the internet somewheres.

At 11/4/08 04:28 PM, WingCommand wrote: Girth is more important.

Girl nods.

See told ya!

At 11/4/08 04:38 PM, Chavic wrote: I'm pretty sure 5 3/4 inches is average.

Then I'm 3 below average. . .

Ooh well. I don't really give a damn.

At 11/4/08 02:52 PM, Backbiter wrote:

At 11/4/08 02:48 PM, Mattztar wrote: And if my ruler is right, 15cm is 6 inches, which is half an inch above the national average, and tbh would do you fine with prett much all girls, just get the experience to use it...

Be one with with your cock!

Good sir, are you suggesting I attempt to be one with me penis? As in, my penis,,,, inside me? Curious, most curious....

And deeply erotic :P

well... i can post some jokes about dick sizes... :D :D

watch this funny animation: Size is important

and this:
Fake sizes

sad but true.. :)

if you are worrying about your size so much, maybe try to enlarge your penis????

there is many ways to get extra 2-4 cm in few moths.. bigger wains and so on...

try google for it.. in my local country are several sites of that kind ... ;)

or you can try this to enlarge Your penis Penis Enlarger :)

I've got a long tongue so i've never struggled in bed :P

At 11/4/08 04:03 PM, ChazzGoth wrote: Fair bit of lengh and a bit of girth, i'm 17cm which is just over 6 and a half inches and about 1 and a half inches thick.

Hah, that isn't right!

It doesn't matter what size your penis is because no woman is ever really going to be attracted to you. Everything about you is repulsive. The harsh masculine cut of your body, it's made for working in the fields not love or tenderness. The horrendous scent that enshrouds all men, it's like poison to women, an inescapable musk that you give off in thick, noxious bursts. Your mentality, do you really think you could ever associate with a woman on a mental level? Every word you speak makes the women around you want to suffocate you in your sleep. All the knowledge you've gained, all the humor you try to deliver, it's all because you're trying to defile a woman with your worthless "manhood" and women can see right through you.

While we're on the topic of your hideous genitals, hanging off of you like a useless tumor. Most women are brought to the point of wretching everytime one of you are lucky enough to bring your deplorable rod near them You think shaving it makes it more presentable? You think the size makes the difference? It doesn't matter, you're just not equipped to please them. It's like trying to remove all the ocean's water with a straw, you've got the wrong tool for the job.

And what of you poor saps who've managed to fool a woman into thinking that they're so dependant on men that they actually enter into a relationship with you? Does it make you happy that they resent you, that they're eternally disgusted by your presence and their own weakness that they've lowered themselves to being around you, thay they've allowed themselves to follow a flawed perception of femine destiny so that they're less a human and more an empty puppet? Is that what bring you joy? Is that why you want women around.

No, penis size doesn't matter because none of you will ever please a woman. You'll never see a true smil form on their porceline faces, never see a true laugh emerge from the depths of their heart, never see a look of pure contentment. Just a constant barrage of masks worn to hide their true contempt.

At 11/4/08 05:08 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

well...

ZOMG ////Wrists

Coming of a phone with my GF and really floating.

Your troll is totally ineffective, penis size doesn't matter and if so you can compensate with your wallet or oral/manual skills and women are also satisfied if you dont act like a prick to them.

just like you do to everyone and that's why a woman will never love you and you only have misanthropy to flee in. Have fun dieing alone.

At 11/4/08 05:08 PM, Jercurpac wrote: ........

Bigger than yers.

Well at one point too small is too small. But 15 isn't bad. If it was two centimeters, maybe.

At 11/4/08 05:08 PM, Jercurpac wrote: Stuff

*sniff* :(

At 11/4/08 07:34 AM, ashfrupt wrote: i.er......does penis size matter

My reaction at seeing the title of the thread

Well, I have never been with a girl, but I guess size no matter, at least to me. But I don't know, what Girls say about that... :D

At 11/4/08 07:36 AM, Tramps wrote: Age/Gender: 23, Male

AHAHAHAHAHAhahaha...

Go away.

hey dumb ass 15 cm is equal to 6 inches which is acutally the average for any adult male wow your smart

At 11/4/08 05:08 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

wow for a mod you sure are a troll

She was thinking "15 CM, What a fucker."

At 11/4/08 05:08 PM, Jercurpac wrote: mean things

Wow - speaking of dicks...

Anyway, I have no concerns since mine is as large as a Volkswagen MiniCooper.

It's called a cock, not a wanker. You need it the right size. Too big will hurt her a lot and too small... No sexy time for you.

At 11/4/08 05:08 PM, Jercurpac wrote:

That was probably the finest troll I've ever seen.

Well done.