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Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:41:25 Reply

While I'm gone, do we need anything; milk, eggs, gold, Holy Objects of mass destruction?


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:42:00 Reply

I'll take a holy hand grenade.

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:42:09 Reply

If you could pick up some more orange juice on the way, that'd be great.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:43:02 Reply

I'm craving a flock of moosen right now.

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:45:39 Reply

We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:51:56 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?

Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:53:01 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.

Pepsi is Coke's sex slave.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:53:27 Reply

yeah
can i get some holy pepto-bismal from the bowels of the lords chamber? thanks, il pay for it.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:53:38 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?
Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.

Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:53:52 Reply

Some black market weapons since you're wiping out anything black could you...Just hide it...


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:55:03 Reply

Unlimited supply of bibles, angry old nuns, Super Soakers full of blessed holy water, penances to throw like ninja stars, pope hat of immortality, cane of vengeance and holy spells, and Jack Thompson.

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:56:54 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:55 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Unlimited supply of bibles, angry old nuns, Super Soakers full of blessed holy water, penances to throw like ninja stars, pope hat of immortality, cane of vengeance and holy spells, and Jack Thompson.

I can get all of those things except Jack Thompson. Would you settle for Mel Gibson instead?


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:56:57 Reply

Go and get me a pound of tasty infidel flesh, will ya?

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:57:22 Reply

Nothing, we just need a holy shit.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:57:53 Reply

get me some tampons will ya


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:58:37 Reply

we need milk, flour, eggs, and arsenic for the holy cake of killing could you pick those up?


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 16:59:07 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?
Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.
Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!

You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:00:13 Reply

Don't forget the Popsicles, preferably grape flavored.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:00:17 Reply

Blast those Infidels kill em all!


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:01:06 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:59 PM, Samen wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?
Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.
Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!
You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

Why would we consider a Doctor who approves of gay marriages and abortions a messiah?


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:01:24 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Some black market weapons since you're wiping out anything black could you...Just hide it...

Um... where? In your ass? I don't think that would be smart, given that it's likely to be of chemical, biological or nuclear persuasion. If the vile broke you'd be in trouble.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:01:47 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:59 PM, Samen wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?
Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.
Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!
You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

Okay, this is my soda of preference, but not many people like it so I said coke.

Any way you can forgive me?

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:02:02 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:59 PM, Samen wrote:
You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

Which was created in Texas. Wooh!


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:03:08 Reply

At 11/2/08 05:01 PM, NeverHundred wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: Some black market weapons since you're wiping out anything black could you...Just hide it...
Um... where? In your ass? I don't think that would be smart, given that it's likely to be of chemical, biological or nuclear persuasion. If the vile broke you'd be in trouble.

No, no, no, no! Just some...Assault rifles and handguns...That kind of thing.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:03:19 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?
Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.

Pepsi is Cokes bitch.


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:03:56 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:56 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:55 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: Unlimited supply of bibles, angry old nuns, Super Soakers full of blessed holy water, penances to throw like ninja stars, pope hat of immortality, cane of vengeance and holy spells, and Jack Thompson.
I can get all of those things except Jack Thompson. Would you settle for Mel Gibson instead?

Only if he's in Braveheart makeup, along with a sword, but only wearing boxers.

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:07:35 Reply

If you happen to find the arc of the covanent that would be nice


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:13:33 Reply

At 11/2/08 04:59 PM, Samen wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:53 PM, Timmy wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:51 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote:
At 11/2/08 04:45 PM, UfaKefe wrote: We're out of coke. Can you get some on your way back?
Fuck Coke, Pepsi is the better choice.
Pfft...any Crusader would choose Coke over a Pepsi...

That must mean...you're a Moorish Heretic!!
You're all sinners in the eyes of the Lord for forsaking the one true messiah, Dr. Pepper!

Hayhay! Some one who agrees that the beautiful, Texan, sperm killin', gun toting black liquid gold pwns all other cola based products!! ^.^


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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:13:56 Reply

At 11/2/08 05:01 PM, UfaKefe wrote: Okay, this is my soda of preference, but not many people like it so I said coke.

Any way you can forgive me?

NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET.

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Response to Going on a Holy Crusade. 2008-11-02 17:15:30 Reply

Hmm...

I'll take a Holy M4A1. No I don't need a license because I'm doing this for God.