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You were drugged. That's all.

At 11/2/08 04:28 PM, Rig wrote: It's just a head rush. It happens when you hold your breath and try to exhale as hard as you can. Yes, I've done that before...I fainted and hit my head on a wall on the way down.

Good times.

I just did it. My head hurts.

that was not a starburst...

At 11/2/08 04:25 PM, Hoeloe wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:22 PM, Devorax wrote:

At 11/2/08 04:10 PM, Warrickneff wrote: Young enough to trick and treat, but old enough to know what a hangover feels like..

Riiiightt....

So your telling me that you think trick or treating is the one and only way to obtain candy?

Your an idiot.

No, "Halloween candy" usually refers to food gained through trick or treating.

But seriously, you're never too old for free food right?

When i was 15, i was still trick or treating, and i went up to this persons house i knew, and when they opened the door they said "My, what a big one you are." I havent trick or treated ever again

Either your neighbors hate you and drugged the candy or it really works. I don't really want to experience hallucinations and memory loss so I'm going to have to take your word for it.

(Note to self: never chew something while going to the bathroom)

I'd try anything twice.

Huh.
The only thing I can do right now is to reference that 'posioned candy' scare... You sure no one injected those with acid? :o

At 11/2/08 04:28 PM, Rig wrote: It's just a head rush. It happens when you hold your breath and try to exhale as hard as you can. Yes, I've done that before...I fainted and hit my head on a wall on the way down.

Good times.

ive had a similar experience. got out of the shower, bent over and got a towel, held breathe for a second, *crash* broke my front 2 teeth.

Made in china... Melamine

At 11/2/08 04:09 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: It sounds more like you've been drugged.

which is why i screen all my daughter's candy before she had any... i threw away several suspect candies...

then she was bad and threw the whole bag away

tl;dr get high by chewing starburst while shitting

now thats a groundbreaking discovery

Won't that kill someone if used for evil?

At 11/2/08 07:53 PM, Aci6 wrote: You were eating on the toilet?
You don't think that's weird at all?

Why? You've got make more room for the food!

At 11/2/08 07:36 PM, ozzyleghorn wrote:

At 11/2/08 06:47 PM, NeverHundred wrote: I'd try anything twice.

Kill yourself?

Only if I can do it twice.

That reminds me of a joke:

A guy had some starburst and was making love to his girl. Then the girl decided to pop two of them in her vagina. The man proceeded to eat them out of her pussy.

He then said after eating them "the third one kinna tasted strange..."

it seems to me like.....
you are a very special person!!!! :)

well ladies and gentleman we have found ourselves a new drug

lol nice dude. ROFLPWN3D haha.

At 11/2/08 04:01 PM, Devorax wrote: We all know halloween was very recent. And because of this I have... halloween candy. Mmm.

I honestly have no idea what happened. All I know is that strenuously chewing and using the restroom at the same time is NOT a good idea.

I'm going to try that right now!

Someone got a visit from the toilet fairy.

umm... if your ass hurts and there is an unexplained man standing over you, you got date raped.

I just can't eat and shit at the same time. It feels so wrong.

At 11/2/08 04:01 PM, Devorax wrote:
I'm doing my business, still chewing on my starburst (which turns out to be a really really chewy one). But this part is why I named this topic. The strain of (using the restroom) combined with the strain of chewing the starburst... I'm not sure what happens in the body during this 2 strains, but I started TRIPPING out. I felt pumped with adrenaline for no reason, I was starting to have minor hallucinations, just completly freakin out. It felt like the toilet was trying to eat me. My vision was compleyly blurred and it had the affect of being underwater.

wha...wha....whaaaat? ok then....omg....FUCKIN LAUGHIN OUT LOUD!!!!! i havent read anything so funny in a while....that does sound serious, but i have to try this now!!!!!! omg...

some one put drugs in the candy and raped you when you passed out that is why you felt bad

At 11/2/08 04:28 PM, Rig wrote: It's just a head rush. It happens when you hold your breath and try to exhale as hard as you can. Yes, I've done that before...I fainted and hit my head on a wall on the way down.

Reall I want to try this.

Someone doped your Starburst.
You're supposed to inspect your candy before you open it.

why you all are against starburst?
it totally rocks! when i eat then i *eats one* yeahhhh dudeeeee make lovee not wurrrrrrr

I tried to hold my breath and exhale, and I did not knock my self out, why?
Someone tell me how to knock myself out.

Without using a gun would be nice.

HAHA You had a stroke