I have found something better then sex, it's a new drug.
Called v.
Short for Vampire Blood, you can take 2 drops of it, and it fucks you up, everything in the world changes.
But if you want to feel it, and it feels better then sex.
Here are the steps.
Get some vampire blood.
Be with a girl or a boy of choice.
Get aspirin and put 2 drop of the vampire blood on the aspirin tablet.
Crush up the V and snort it.
If you and the person are horny, and you do some stuff, it will seem as if they two of you are having sex. I did this last night, and woke up the next morning, her shirt was off, but the panties were still on, her and I both felt something that we had never felt before while with another person.
We didn't even have sex, but this felt a hell of a lot better then sex.
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
Can you get me some V
And is it legel?
8^(|
At 11/2/08 03:43 PM, AlmostDead1 wrote: Can you get me some V
And is it legel?
I don't know if it is legal, all you need to do is drain some vampire blood, simple as that, I mean, find a vampire, drain its blood, put it somewhere safe, and do the steps I gave you.
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
What the hell is vampire blood? There aren't any vampires IRL.
Can I do it in a box or take it with a fox?
Paradox: This Statement is false.
you could also just eat cupcakes?
i'm sure they are way better then anything else
At 11/2/08 03:44 PM, Lorkas wrote: What the hell is vampire blood? There aren't any vampires IRL.
Sure there are, read a book, there are vampires everywhere, we just don't know it, I know the truth, there are vampires, they could be your best friends, maybe even your parents, or your siblings, you never know.
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
At 11/2/08 03:44 PM, Lorkas wrote: What the hell is vampire blood? There aren't any vampires IRL.
Of course there are.
Hellsing and my sick fantasies tell me so.
well, I can see your called epic fail for a reason =]
Yes, my name is shit.. I would change it if I could.
Also, I forgot to let you know, "V" can be found in common household medicine, the experts of this stuff use "V" to keep you healthy, but mixed with all the other stuff in the medicine you can not feel the high it gives you, unless you take a lot of it, which I do not recommend seeing as you could overdose on the medicine, and also "V", it is addictive, remember that.
Yeah, whatever.
PSN ID: REDSiN66
At 11/2/08 03:44 PM, Lorkas wrote: What the hell is vampire blood? There aren't any vampires IRL.
yes there is a street drug called that.
Paradox: This Statement is false.
At 11/2/08 03:42 PM, EpicFail wrote: I have found something better then sex, it's a new drug.
Called v.
No it's a drug called Crystal Meth. At the pinnacle of the effects, you get the feeling of one thousand orgasms.
Illegal, also out of control
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
some one has been watching true blood lol
...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake farts
At 11/2/08 04:03 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake farts
what the fuck did i just watch
At 11/2/08 04:17 PM, Dezimo wrote:At 11/2/08 04:03 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake fartswhat the fuck did i just watch
It's the new 2girls1cup, just it's a little cleaner (not really). Who would put their butt all over a cake?
At 11/2/08 04:03 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake farts
well that was fuckin disturbing.
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So I'm not the only Moonlight fan.
Well if two drops can do that. I wonder what a whole bottle can do!
you'll die! :D
At 11/2/08 04:37 PM, Icecry0 wrote: Well if two drops can do that. I wonder what a whole bottle can do!
gives you a raging erection for 3 whole months!!!
At 11/2/08 04:03 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake farts
omg y was that hot
its called reality and girls u should get some
At 11/2/08 04:17 PM, Dezimo wrote:At 11/2/08 04:03 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: ...or let your gf fart on a cake and eat it lol. Get it, cake fartswhat the fuck did i just watch
a girl farting on a cake.
like. on it. with no pants. just...farting... O_<
-Sig-
At 11/2/08 10:25 PM, FoAngel wrote:At 11/2/08 04:37 PM, Icecry0 wrote: Well if two drops can do that. I wonder what a whole bottle can do!gives you a raging erection for 3 whole months!!!
FUCK! That would suck! (lol Rhyme)
hehe you've been watching true blood
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