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I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 22:19:32 Reply

I was walking through Southampton yesterday.

First time i'd been out in months and I went to the Arcade of all places.

When a friend i'm with sees none other than emo cunt Oli Sykes, so they got hyped and started following him, I followed to..

So they tried to get a picture with him, he looked at me (I take it he thought I was a fan) Far fucking from it.

I gave him a pissy look and being the emo pussy he is he shit himself and stared at the ground, I gave him the finger and walked off.. Total cunt.

He's 21, i'm vastly younger than him (although funnily enough i'm bigger than him) and he shit bricks!

If anyone sees this faggot, make sure to scare the fuck out of him, it's priceless.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 22:22:01 Reply

and oli sykes is?


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 22:26:50 Reply

At 11/1/08 10:25 PM, speeling wrote:
At 11/1/08 10:22 PM, RicardoJr99 wrote: and oli sykes is?
ihought he was some rich OIL Tycoonist.
Or just some republican.

believe it or not i found the time to google him
and yes it is true hes an emo fag
so i have no time for him


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 22:31:58 Reply

Do Goths not like other Goths now or something? At least that makes the nonconformism thing more sensible.

Though he is a prick. You should've pissed on the cunt.
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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 22:33:41 Reply

Scare him with a floodlight.


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 23:19:05 Reply

At 11/1/08 10:31 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Do Goths not like other Goths now or something? At least that makes the nonconformism thing more sensible.
Though he is a prick. You should've pissed on the cunt.

Last time I checked, this is not Goth..

I met Oli Sykes...

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 23:26:06 Reply

emos
its like goth, but for pussies


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 23:33:43 Reply

At 11/1/08 11:26 PM, Trexz wrote: emos
its like goth, but for pussies

Problem is, i'm not REALLY Goth, I was, but its long past.

Now i'm very nerdish but I tend to wear camo's and a black T.

But you're obviously an idiot considering Emo's are the biggest and most stupid pussies on the planet.

I suggest you go research some stuff before you decide to take the piss, i'm saying this because you're retarded, not because i'm a supporter of a sub-genre which has gone totally downhill.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-01 23:52:09 Reply

At 11/1/08 11:41 PM, Z-esty wrote:
At 11/1/08 10:20 PM, speeling wrote: Oh, If I had a penny everytime I heard that story...
you would have a penny

Not if I was to..

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 01:31:18 Reply

Lol, you should have beat the living shit out of him.
His band is shitty.
He looks like a fucking faggot.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:07:01 Reply

At 11/2/08 01:31 AM, Themarkinside wrote: Lol, you should have beat the living shit out of him.
His band is shitty.
He looks like a fucking faggot.

Wish I had got in a fight with him, then I could say.

"I smacked Oli Sykes in his fucking emo teeth."

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:09:26 Reply

At 11/1/08 10:22 PM, RicardoJr99 wrote: and oli sykes is?

google, prepare yourself for an emo mixed with a toad


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:09:55 Reply

yeah i saw his bring me the horizon (oli sykes band) twice and i just think its terrible.


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:11:09 Reply

At 11/2/08 12:09 PM, paintballr wrote:
At 11/1/08 10:22 PM, RicardoJr99 wrote: and oli sykes is?
google, prepare yourself for an emo mixed with a toad

i hate you paintballer


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:14:14 Reply

At 11/2/08 12:09 PM, TomFulpsMom wrote: yeah i saw his bring me the horizon (oli sykes band) twice and i just think its terrible.

Wannabe Deathcore for the loss.


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:17:23 Reply

At 11/1/08 10:22 PM, RicardoJr99 wrote: and oli sykes is?

He's in a band called "Bring me the horizon"
It's that emo shit that nobody gives a flying fuck about.


Yeah, whatever.
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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:18:53 Reply

Oli Sykes is a faggot.


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:21:07 Reply

Who the hell is Oil Sykes though?

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:24:01 Reply

Uh... huh...

I met Oli Sykes...


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 12:32:08 Reply

At 11/2/08 12:30 PM, Otto wrote: My friend met him the other day, at a concert. He loves to suck dicks.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 17:05:11 Reply

At 11/2/08 12:30 PM, Otto wrote: My friend met him the other day, at a concert. He's a dick.

Yeah they've been on tour..

Think that's why he was there the other day..

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 17:08:40 Reply

He is:

Oliver "Oli" Sykes (born Oliver Scott Sykes on November 20, 1986) is the current lead vocalist for the metal band Bring Me the Horizon, originating from Sheffield, England.

Bring Me The Horizon (often abbreviated to BMTH) are a deathcore/metalcore band from Sheffield, Yorkshire. The band formed in the year 2004 from members of other bands within their local area. They play a style of music that fuses death metal and metalcore, known as 'deathcore' - although they have taken on a more metalcore style with their latest album.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 17:17:25 Reply

I met Oli Sykes at Warped Tour this year. He signed my dunks.

Honestly, you can't say BMTH is completely untalented, it's only because Oli Sykes is a pretty boy sell out, doesn't mean their music is terrible.

I listen to deathcore, and BMTH is deathcore for pussies.


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 17:23:18 Reply

At 11/1/08 10:31 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Do Goths not like other Goths now or something? At least that makes the nonconformism thing more sensible.
Though he is a prick. You should've pissed on the cunt.

oli sykes isnt a goth he's "New Rave" or something "scene" thats the badger!!! but erm, he's the singer from bring me the horizon

:not that i know, hes a cunt


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 18:09:13 Reply

When I first heard about Oli Sykes I thought he'd be some cool 18th century person who kills girls called Nancy and associates with people called "Oliver Twist".

Imagine my surprise and disappointment when I discovered he was just some emo kid who fronts a death metal band.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 18:22:02 Reply

lol, ok then.
i saw oli sykes too, cept i was at the BMTH gig in the astoria at london. fucking amazing gig, loved every second!

by the way your stories total bullshit, hes not a fucking emo you cock, do your homework and find out what a real fucking emo is. i hope you go hang yourself with barbed wire, BMTH rule...umm..your a dick...yeh thats about it.

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 18:24:51 Reply

I have met Oli sykes, about a week ago. You are being far too harsh on him, he is far from Emo. I met him after a gig in bristol carling academy, and he was a really nice guy, even though he still had to show the metal side of him.

You're being a stupid twat.


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 18:34:39 Reply

How the fuck have half the people in this topic met this fucker


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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 18:54:13 Reply

At 11/2/08 06:22 PM, megakill wrote: lol, ok then.
i saw oli sykes too, cept i was at the BMTH gig in the astoria at london. fucking amazing gig, loved every second!

by the way your stories total bullshit, hes not a fucking emo you cock, do your homework and find out what a real fucking emo is. i hope you go hang yourself with barbed wire, BMTH rule...umm..your a dick...yeh thats about it.

Maybe YOU should do your homework and learn how to spell you fucking cunt.

Shite band, no talent, fuck em all and you.

I have met Oli sykes, about a week ago. You are being far too harsh on him, he is far from Emo. I met him after a gig in bristol carling academy, and he was a really nice guy, even though he still had to show the metal side of him.

You're being a stupid twat.

It's called a front you wanker, he is obviously trying to keep an image of himself to his fans, retard.

He is a total cunt and deserves aids.

THIS IS EMO

THIS IS OLI SYKES

I met Oli Sykes...

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Response to I met Oli Sykes... 2008-11-02 19:12:24 Reply

At 11/2/08 06:54 PM, ChazzGoth wrote:
At 11/2/08 06:22 PM, megakill wrote: lol, ok then.
i saw oli sykes too, cept i was at the BMTH gig in the astoria at london. fucking amazing gig, loved every second!

by the way your stories total bullshit, hes not a fucking emo you cock, do your homework and find out what a real fucking emo is. i hope you go hang yourself with barbed wire, BMTH rule...umm..your a dick...yeh thats about it.
Maybe YOU should do your homework and learn how to spell you fucking cunt.

Shite band, no talent, fuck em all and you.

what are you a fucking english teacher or something? stop crying about my grammer and cry about something worthwhile, like how your nans a dirty slut burning in hell lol