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Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:39:31 Reply

FRIDGE.

Say for instance you had no food in your house and you go over to your girlfriend's place (hahaha) and she had a collection of snacks. Now, she's taking a shit the size of a small zoo so you have plenty of time to eat any chocolate or pocket any pot noodles she has. The question is, would you steal her food because you can't be bothered to buy some more food at that moment?


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:41:12 Reply

Well if he wasnt an asshole i'd make him some sammiches!!!

because all good gfs do that

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:41:22 Reply

I would ask her if I could have something to eat...


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:42:17 Reply

I would eat out a few snacks, not the whole fridge.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:42:47 Reply

No, but I would proceed to walk into the bathroom and eat out her moist pussy.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:42:51 Reply

No, I'd steal her food BECAUSE I CAN.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:43:11 Reply

Just like that, I don't think so.
Unless I would have discussed such things with her on beforehand, than maybe, and tell her afterwards or somehting.
But still I don't think so because it's not all too polite.

also nice misleading title, but I saw it coming from miles away. good for instant crapload of views.
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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:43:24 Reply

I would ask first :P I don't want to get into an unneccesary fight :P


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:43:47 Reply

I would demand she make me food before letting the animals out.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:43:59 Reply

Lol stay away from my fridge! XD

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:44:14 Reply

At 11/1/08 08:40 PM, Dew wrote: lol sure. Why not? I thought it would be assumed that that was allowed.

"Steal" implies you're not meant to touch it and you're doing it without asking.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:46:25 Reply

Come on. You're making this too easy. Yeah I would eat stuff from it.

But hey, where are the parents?

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:46:28 Reply

I would ask.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:47:08 Reply

I see what you did there!

Probably, as long as I didn't raid EVERYTHING.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:49:08 Reply

Steal? Never. After all, why would she refuse to help me stay alive?

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:50:10 Reply

At 11/1/08 08:49 PM, xMobius1x wrote: Steal? Never. After all, why would she refuse to help me stay alive?

Because you are fat.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:50:40 Reply

I walk into strangers homes and raid their refrigerators


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:50:58 Reply

At 11/1/08 08:46 PM, igott wrote: I would ask.

Congratulations, you're not a bastard.
Lol seriously though if my boyfriend stole something from my fridge, I would steal his wallet.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:51:51 Reply

At 11/1/08 08:39 PM, Lost-Chances wrote: she's taking a shit the size of a small zoo

This bit had me laughing out loud.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:53:11 Reply

I saw this coming from a mile away


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:53:35 Reply

I would first ask. Really now. Don't want to seem rude, and she may need some of those snacks for later.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:55:17 Reply

Of course I would, I have no problem stealing from those who I love.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:56:14 Reply

At 11/1/08 08:53 PM, Straight-Edge wrote: I saw this coming from a mile away

True, but the idea that maybe, just maybe, it's another sex topic still drags idiots far and wide into the topic. Sort of like Tramp's topic, except his topic is actually about sex. Just take a look at the view count.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 20:59:05 Reply

I'm broke so yeah


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 21:00:29 Reply

I'd wait for her to get back and then tell her to make me fucking dinner.


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 21:07:11 Reply

At 11/1/08 08:42 PM, saqwert wrote: No, I'd steal her food BECAUSE I CAN.

KITCHEN ANARCHY!!!


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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 21:08:01 Reply

I'd ask if I could watch her shit and touch myself at the same time.

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Response to Would You Eat Out Her.. 2008-11-01 21:10:08 Reply

I'd make myself just what I needed.