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Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:30:03 Reply

Ad below says "Your PC's browser is being inundated with "Pop Up" Advertisements. It is strongly recommended that you download and install MyNetProtector Now to eliminate all annoying & intrusive "Pop Up" ads from your PC's browser. Running MyNetProtector now will not only eliminate annoying "pop up" ads, but will also substantially increase the speed of your PC. Click OK to download MyNetProtector Now Absolutely FREE & stop annoying "pop up" ads from disrupting your browsing experience."

How about I sue your ass for wasting my computer's resourse?!

I also have an experience where I entered a site, and then BOTH my optic disc drives ejected. THEN a popup comes up that says "if your cd tray is open it means your computer has been attacked by a virus. DOWNLOAD XXXXXXXX NOW!!!"

What jackass!

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:32:48 Reply

I just find it funny how half the pop-ups i get now are for pop-up blockers.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:35:27 Reply

just get a pop-up blocker
no more pop-ups
problem solved

oh and woot for your 6000th post heinousdude

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:36:20 Reply

theres been a few that have made thier way past my google blocker, i guess theyve got some new way to defeat the old blockers...time to update?


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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:39:10 Reply

the popup i really hate is the "If you CD rom opens up, then you probably got spyware on your computer."

One of 3 things happen...

1. My virus scanners go off and cut off my internet for fear of trojans.
2. The CD i'm listening to gets cut off, then virus scanners go off and cut off my internet for fear of trojans.
3. My cd rom isnt hooked up and my computer crashes, then when it's rebooted, my virus scanners go off and cut off my internet for fear of trojans.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:39:56 Reply

Funniest add ever, was the fake Macintosh switch one, where he does almost nothing but bash the Mac.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:42:10 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:35 AM, GeneWilder wrote: just get a pop-up blocker
no more pop-ups
problem solved

oh and woot for your 6000th post heinousdude

Huh, didn't even notice that. Glad I read before replying. Thx

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:44:47 Reply

Is 6000 posts something to rejoice about, or is it just a meaningless milestone?

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:46:44 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:44 AM, KuroiNeko wrote: Is 6000 posts something to rejoice about, or is it just a meaningless milestone?

what would you do if you had that many?


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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:48:00 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:46 AM, Mr_Centerwall wrote:
At 12/2/03 01:44 AM, KuroiNeko wrote: Is 6000 posts something to rejoice about, or is it just a meaningless milestone?
what would you do if you had that many?

I guess I'd just go: "Um... woohoo? I guess."

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:52:34 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:48 AM, KuroiNeko wrote:
At 12/2/03 01:46 AM, Mr_Centerwall wrote:
At 12/2/03 01:44 AM, KuroiNeko wrote: Is 6000 posts something to rejoice about, or is it just a meaningless milestone?
what would you do if you had that many?
I guess I'd just go: "Um... woohoo? I guess."

well this is post 1,500 for me. im going to go eat some cheese to celebrate. come, for we shall rejoice at the cheese club!

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 01:57:23 Reply

CHEESE! I can taste it allready... mmmm cheeeese.... *drools all over self*

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 02:02:04 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:48 AM, KuroiNeko wrote:
At 12/2/03 01:46 AM, Mr_Centerwall wrote:
At 12/2/03 01:44 AM, KuroiNeko wrote: Is 6000 posts something to rejoice about, or is it just a meaningless milestone?
what would you do if you had that many?
I guess I'd just go: "Um... woohoo? I guess."

You seriously have no idea what's going on?!

Every 2000 posts, you get a secret. Sorta like the secrets you get from leveling up.

For the 6,000th post you get an edit button, which shows up on the right corner of every post you made, next to the reply buttons.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 02:02:46 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:52 AM, Mr_Centerwall wrote: . . . at the cheese club!

The cheese club! That's where everyone gets their turn to "cut the cheese".

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 02:06:59 Reply

meh, ads don't surprise me anymore


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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 02:08:38 Reply

I think I'll sleep. I got a big day at school tommorrow.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 03:03:41 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:32 AM, HernetheHunter wrote: I just find it funny how half the pop-ups i get now are for pop-up blockers.

So often the ones selling the the cure have distributed the disease beforehand...

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 03:20:38 Reply

If popups were made of cheesecake...

...Well, I don't really know. But I do enjoy myself some mighty fine cheesecake. The really good kind with like the strawberries and shit on it. Yeah, that's good.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 03:43:51 Reply

At 12/2/03 03:20 AM, Tablet-co wrote: The really good kind with like the strawberries and shit on it.

Yeah, strawberries taste very good when covered in shit.

Anyway, I had the CDROM thing happen when I had crap obstructing the drive door: The thing still works but I kinda felt like suing them for vandalism or something.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 03:52:31 Reply

One particular TV commercial I find ridiculous is the one with the twin midgets that sell real estate. I mean c'mon...twin midgets, selling real estate. Give me a fucking break already.


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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 03:53:16 Reply

I had a popup blocker that worked OK, exept it blocked the sign-in screen. Thats a bitch innit, I got rid of it the next day.


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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 04:55:32 Reply

At 12/2/03 03:52 AM, Stuporman wrote: One particular TV commercial I find ridiculous is the one with the twin midgets that sell real estate. I mean c'mon...twin midgets, selling real estate. Give me a fucking break already.

Yah, that one is on right now. They use to own a car dealership or something and they would dress up in bee costumes. Talk about humiliating. I thing one of them has a hot wife though.... lucky little bastard. It’s gotta be the cash.

At least it’s better than that freak Tony Robins. That guy’s head looks like a prize wining watermelon. He could probably fit a normal persons head in his mouth.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 05:01:57 Reply

At 12/2/03 02:02 AM, HeinousDude wrote: Every 2000 posts, you get a secret. Sorta like the secrets you get from leveling up.

For the 6,000th post you get an edit button, which shows up on the right corner of every post you made, next to the reply buttons.

Edit button was cool, but I heard I get free nekkid pictures at 8000.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 05:10:16 Reply

I've been getting 2 pieces of addware minimum per week. I have a firewall and an antivirus program but they still manage to get in there.

Its starting to really piss me off!

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 05:18:08 Reply

I just go old fashion and use the all natural anti-popup ad software. My hand. It's almost an instinct, as soon as something pops up, it's gone. Sometimes it gets annoying, but if I got a real popup blocker, I'd find some disadvantages like blocking the stuff I want (like the sign in page or a HTF episode), so I just close them with the mouse.

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 08:28:41 Reply

At 12/2/03 04:55 AM, Spike_J_Wolfwood wrote: that freak Tony Robins.

I think he's the prototype for Bucks Bigg in that '2 Stupid Dogs' episode where they need a quarter for the phone, so they get a dollar, and then get ten thousand dollars, and trade that in for five thousand dollars (and a gold-plated walkman), and then uh, stuff happens. And they make a phone call. (?)


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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 08:30:21 Reply

i got this pop up once it was like blocker zilla and i clicked it and it led to more pop ups and my comp froze i was angry very angry

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Response to Ads that are just too ridiculous. 2003-12-02 08:31:22 Reply

At 12/2/03 01:30 AM, HeinousDude wrote: I also have an experience where I entered a site, and then BOTH my optic disc drives ejected. THEN a popup comes up that says "if your cd tray is open it means your computer has been attacked by a virus. DOWNLOAD XXXXXXXX NOW!!!"

really, thats kinda scary i would run a virus scan if i were you


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