A Sad Poem

[ShortMonkey]

As you can see, my girlfriend left me... I wrote a poem to show my sadness. I hope you cry - it gets very emotional:

I embraced my tears and made a dagger
Then stuck it in my cock forever
And all those days with my sore genitals
I wish I were inside yours

I miss the times when we had fun
Dancing all night in the sun
Then in the end you left me
Because all you wanted was he

Why did you have to leave?
I just wanted to fuck you
Why the fuck did you have to leave?!
I just wanted to get inside you

So now I sit with my sore cock
Made with the dagger from my tears
Will you miss my lovely cock
For years and years and years

THE END

[Jon4life]

There are more important things in the world than sex and penises. Like the stock market, maybe you should write a poem about that.

[bennydee]

i dont want to dis you but this cant really be a sad poem when you talk about your rod missing her vag...
nice actual poetic skills though its jsut as a poem i wouldnt submit it as my examinational piece for uni...

lol i just got it masturbation haha

[AgentXRifle]

thats a pretty awesome poem :P
dont show her...

[OmniPocket]

Didn't read it, but i wanted to post just to let you know that I am conciously passing over your work (or more likely the work you're plagurising) or all of your effort (or more likely some unnamed third parties effort) has been for not.

[g12man12]

Wow. Really emotional. *clap clap

Now, STFU!

[Alastor]

This is pure cock washing.

[ShortMonkey]

At 10/31/08 01:43 AM, AgentXRifle wrote: thats a pretty awesome poem :P
dont show her...

Show who? She really doesn't exist...

[DemonicDuo]

I shed a tear for your weary poem-

Be brave, young grass hopper. For you will soon be enlightened, Buddha will answer your prayers.

[Rozner]

What. The. Fuck.

[Chazzman]

I don't really see how anyone can find a cock attractive...

It's essentially a pipe which is used to dispense urine, what's attractive about that?

[ShortMonkey]

At 10/31/08 03:06 AM, Chazzman wrote: It's essentially a pipe which is used to dispense urine, what's attractive about that?

Just urine?

[Lost-Chances]

At 10/31/08 03:06 AM, Chazzman wrote: I don't really see how anyone can find a cock attractive...

So you're straight as nails, hate gay men and wonder why women go crazy over dick.

I see...

[Haoie]

It might've been if you refrained from discussing your appendages.

[Cyberdevil]

At 10/31/08 01:32 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: I hope you cry

I'm sorry. I tried eating large amounts of yeast extract, chopping mounds of onions and watching the sadest movie endings I know if, but to no result, all I could do was grimace in vein. :(

[Dejomel]

At 10/31/08 06:13 AM, Lost-Chances wrote:

At 10/31/08 03:06 AM, Chazzman wrote: I don't really see how anyone can find a cock attractive...

So you're straight as nails, hate gay men and wonder why women go crazy over dick.

I see...

You made me laugh. Haha.

Get over it. Move on with your fucking life.

And by the way, the poem sucks. Like fucking big time. It sucks in the sense that it is actually called a "poem", and the topic of the poem sucks too. No wonder why she left you man.

[R3DPhoenix]

I feel your pain. It was a very good poem. Now write one about your unrequited love for me.

[Colombiana]

You should send that poem to her, then she'll understand more that she did the right thing.

[CALBOB66]

At 10/31/08 01:37 AM, Jon4life wrote: There are more important things in the world than sex and penises. Like the stock market, maybe you should write a poem about that.

been done by me lol, read "A Sadder Poem"

[PsycoticDemon]

That was a tear jerker.

[ShortMonkey]

At 10/31/08 10:22 AM, DgsGaming wrote:

At 10/31/08 01:32 AM, ShortMonkey wrote: Dancing all night in the sun

Should be moon, no?

I can't believe you were the only one to notice that intentional joke...