1.it's a sick thing to do.
No? Its perfectly natural. Why give em to us then if we can only use them on women? (When half the time they never let ya)
2.your cum will get everywere....
3.you will make god cry
I am a christian, and hell I do it. Again, read statement for #1.
4.it's a complete waste of time!
Its really good for stress relief. I dont think its a waste of time.
5.everytime you jerk off chuck noris punches a mexican baby in the face!
And god kills a kitten. Come on, now your the one wasting time.
6.it makes you less of a man
Actually I belive that if a girl thats into you ever asked, 'do you masterbate often?' and you tell here you never have, THAT would make you look like a pussy. Its just fact to everyone that all guys jerk off.
7.your hand could slip and you could snap your penis i two!
Never heard or seen anything about that happening.
8.jerking off will turn straights into gays and gays into mexicans (sorry family guy)
Family guy quotes arent welcome here. gtfo.
9. it's NOT COOL
10. jerking off can turn you into a retard that makes cock jokes all day.....
Actually thats just a phase that 10 year olds go through after they have visited newgrounds.
Overall, your arguements make no sense, and everyone does it. Dont do it if you dont want to, but you cant do SHIT about any of us doing it.