How to annoy my Mate.

[sickstick]

OK, so recently my mate's been pissing me off like mad, he's beem using my email address to sign me up to fucking Adventure Quest. I thought of doing it back to him, but he never reads his emails. What can I do to really annoy him. But bare in mind, he's not easily annoyed, hit me with your ideas.

Thanks!

[Ophelia-Titzoff]

Flirt with his mum infront of him

[albinoboy51]

At 10/30/08 03:30 PM, sickstick wrote: OK, so recently my mate's been pissing me off like mad, he's beem using my email address to sign me up to fucking Adventure Quest. I thought of doing it back to him, but he never reads his emails. What can I do to really annoy him. But bare in mind, he's not easily annoyed, hit me with your ideas.

Thanks!

your "mate"?... "him"?... does this mean your gay? or are you australian?

if gay: refuse butt secks with him

If australian: hide his pet baby kangaroo in his pet mama kangaroo's pouch

that'd annoy the hell outta me

[Lazyfeet]

At 10/30/08 03:34 PM, Ophelia-Titzoff wrote: Flirt with his mum infront of him

Or maybe his dad. That will kill him!

[Timmy]

At 10/30/08 03:36 PM, albinoboy51 wrote: your "mate"?... "him"?... does this mean your gay? or are you australian?

You're an idiot.

And one of the better schemes I've heard to annoy someone is to find a bunch of those free magazine offers, where you get the first one free, but have to pay for the other 12 issues and unless you cancel your subscription you'll be charged.

Just sign him up for 10-20 of those and watch him be hounded for payments.

[albinoboy51]

At 10/30/08 03:39 PM, Timmy wrote:

You're an idiot.

it was obviously a joke...

has NG no sense of humor?

[Lazyfeet]

At 10/30/08 03:41 PM, albinoboy51 wrote:

At 10/30/08 03:39 PM, Timmy wrote:

You're an idiot.

it was obviously a joke...

has NG no sense of humor?

We only understand jokes which aren't as obscure as yours. Also it's the kind of thing you say judging by your post history :/

[sickstick]

Nice idea with the copouns!

[MisterUnderstood]

Halloween is tomorrow?

Egg his house, and when he comes out to complain egg him.

[bl4ck-ruby]

Tell him to stop annoy you. Example: Hey! About my E-Mail, and adventure quest... I would like you stop doing that. OR: Who the fuck told you to mess with my e-mail??!! Go fuck yourself! OR: ( Hit him ) Why did you used my e-mail?? You could ask me!

[imdeth]

Repeatedly try to suck his penis.

[qwertyowen]

Go onto a chat room,pretend to be a 16 year old girl and give his e mail address out.

[ithae]

your "mate"?... "him"?... does this mean your gay? or are you australian?

if gay: refuse butt secks with him

If australian: hide his pet baby kangaroo in his pet mama kangaroo's pouch

that'd annoy the hell outta me

It takes one to know one

[The-Hitman]

Every time he tries to talk, make a loud irritable noise.

[Sashuno]

I believe FedEX sends free boxes to your house in various sizes, 20 per size max.
Use proxies, use his address. Order as many as you can every day for a week.

[jackash101]

Post pictures of him and/or his house address on 4chan.

[jamin98]

Suprise Buttsecks!!!

[ChurroNG]

At 10/30/08 03:30 PM, sickstick wrote: OK, so recently my mate's been pissing me off like mad, he's beem using my email address to sign me up to fucking Adventure Quest. I thought of doing it back to him, but he never reads his emails. What can I do to really annoy him. But bare in mind, he's not easily annoyed, hit me with your ideas.

Thanks!

Change your e-mail, or would that be more trouble than its worth? If so, I would suggest that you do the same back. Even though he never reads his e-mail, if one day he were to, the sight of all those comfirmations from websites that you tried to sign him up to would be quite a shock.

Do you know his mobile number? If you do, there are many ways to use that. Go out with a girl, any girl, and give her his number. Tell her to call back. That'd piss him off, I'm sure.

[ZiggyZack99]

He sounds like me.

[Zombified]

Do the most outrageous thing you can think of. And make it harsh too, since he's hard to annoy.

[R3DPhoenix]

From past experience, I've discovered that situations like these just call for a nice calm punch in the jaw.