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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 06:54 PM Reply

Dude, you are pathetic.
Here:
1. Start out with small talk. Don't stop talking, or else it will get awkward and ruin your chances.
2. If you start to like her more, ask her on a date.
3. Next time you see her, scream :TITS OR GTFO


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 06:55 PM Reply

If you love her that much then ask her not us


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 06:56 PM Reply

keep your eyes off her tits and on the assignment


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 06:58 PM Reply

You asked Newgrounds. That's just a bit funny. Here I go. lol.

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:03 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: a shit hot girl

You really think that she would like the fact that you called her that?

Also, you really think that you should be asking NG that?


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:05 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 02:48 AM, madnessassault wrote: i want things to say or do not criticism on high school relations ships!

All you have to do is say: "Nice shoes. (pause) wanna fuck?"

:Problem solved


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:05 PM Reply

try lubing her clit first, works every time


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:06 PM Reply

Don't think you love someone due to them looking hot.
Wait untill you find someone you like as a person rather than due to their looks, also you will have an actual chance to have sex then as well.


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:10 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl

I stopped taking you seriously after I read that. If you like her ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. The worst that could happen is she says no.


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:15 PM Reply

Just go for it man otherwise you'll end up like a lot of the people in Newgrounds, angry disenfranchised and alone.

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:23 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 05:14 AM, R3DPhoenix wrote: If you're assigning her RPG-style stats, then she's definitely out of your league.

I was going to say the same.


wut

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:25 PM Reply

No stat threads.


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:29 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 07:25 PM, a-person1 wrote: No stat threads.

No backseat modding.

oh wait

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:33 PM Reply

Who gives a shit, it just winds up fucking up and leaving you feeling all depressed and emo.
Worst fucking half term ever ):

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:35 PM Reply

I expect pics tomorrow

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:38 PM Reply

Take off your clothes, all of them. Start yelling at the top of your lungs while smashing your pecs with your hands in an ape-like fashion. Pee on top of your other peers, that will show them who is the alpha male, ruler of the lands.

Then grab her by the hair and fuck her right then and there. End, you have succeeded.

Achievement unlocked: RAPE

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:40 PM Reply

Hit her, women love violence.


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:42 PM Reply

just forget about it. i'm your age and she seems to be out of your league

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:45 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 02:27 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: I was going to be very mean and insult you, but i won't

Just go up to her grab her tits and if she runs away/slaps you she's not your girl.

Lmao.


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 07:57 PM Reply

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: a shit hot girl

is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 08:08 PM Reply

Usage of grammar and punctuation - 0/10.


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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 30th, 2008 @ 08:51 PM Reply

just ask her out

she'll never ask you out if shes shy

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 01:35 AM Reply

At 10/30/08 08:21 AM, Alex12345269 wrote: Pic please? I want to see this, get a back shot and a front shot.

then it would be really obvious i was being a perve.... you just want something to jack with

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 03:43 AM Reply

ask her stuff about herself

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 05:41 AM Reply

girls love it when you try and ram your fists inside them during lessons

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 06:00 AM Reply

At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy

rape her


underage users there so easy to spot LOL

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 06:27 AM Reply

Why do so many people ask for girl advice on the newgrounds bbs? It's completely beyond me.

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 06:45 AM Reply

Few relationships starting out at this age were meant to last. Some do, most don't.

And if all your concerned about is that she's got a nice ass, nice boobs and a nice figure, go drown yourself.

Because,

1) She's out of a fucking league. If she's really what you describe, get a mirror. Stare at it. For hours.
2) It probably won't work out, looks isn't all that counts in a r/s.
3) Hotties like her aren't usually keen on having a steady partner, most of them just play with you and throw you away.
4) It's gonna fuck up your studies either way.

Your choice.

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 07:58 AM Reply

one night stand!!!

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Response to need hot girl advice Oct. 31st, 2008 @ 08:05 AM Reply

Is Tramps some kind of Agony Aunt columnist?
It seems like a half decent theory. Not so sure about the cucumber concept. She may think it's some sexual innuendo...