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Dude, you are pathetic.
1. Start out with small talk. Don't stop talking, or else it will get awkward and ruin your chances.
2. If you start to like her more, ask her on a date.
3. Next time you see her, scream :TITS OR GTFO
At 10/30/08 02:48 AM, madnessassault wrote: i want things to say or do not criticism on high school relations ships!
All you have to do is say: "Nice shoes. (pause) wanna fuck?"
ROOTS ROCK REGGAE
try lubing her clit first, works every time
Old Man: Conan...What is best in life?
Conan: Crush your enemies...See them driven before you...And hear the lamentation of their women
Don't think you love someone due to them looking hot.
Wait untill you find someone you like as a person rather than due to their looks, also you will have an actual chance to have sex then as well.
At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl
I stopped taking you seriously after I read that. If you like her ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. The worst that could happen is she says no.
"Lulz is watching someone lose their mind at their computer 2,000 miles away while you chat with friends and laugh"
Just go for it man otherwise you'll end up like a lot of the people in Newgrounds, angry disenfranchised and alone.
Take off your clothes, all of them. Start yelling at the top of your lungs while smashing your pecs with your hands in an ape-like fashion. Pee on top of your other peers, that will show them who is the alpha male, ruler of the lands.
Then grab her by the hair and fuck her right then and there. End, you have succeeded.
Achievement unlocked: RAPE
Hit her, women love violence.
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At 10/30/08 02:27 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote: I was going to be very mean and insult you, but i won't
Just go up to her grab her tits and if she runs away/slaps you she's not your girl.
just ask her out
she'll never ask you out if shes shy
|"My dick was in the Guinness Boom of World Records... Then I left the library.|
At 10/30/08 02:21 AM, madnessassault wrote: i have a problem. a shit hot girl sits next to me in science and p.e theory and i dont know how to get with her need help!!! stats = busts 10/10 ass10/10 beuty 10/10 personality 10/10 but she is a bit shy
underage users there so easy to spot LOL
Few relationships starting out at this age were meant to last. Some do, most don't.
And if all your concerned about is that she's got a nice ass, nice boobs and a nice figure, go drown yourself.
1) She's out of a fucking league. If she's really what you describe, get a mirror. Stare at it. For hours.
2) It probably won't work out, looks isn't all that counts in a r/s.
3) Hotties like her aren't usually keen on having a steady partner, most of them just play with you and throw you away.
4) It's gonna fuck up your studies either way.