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Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 00:32:04 Reply

Get ready for it, 'cuz here it comes.

I personally could do without. The first one wasn't much in my opinion, neither was the second.
3 had the most merit in my eyes, having gotten rid of the Wayans brothers and their incipiently unfunny and predictable gay and cock jokes and replacing them with slapstick sight-gag veteran of both Hot Shots movies, Mr. Carlos Irwin "Charlie Sheen" Estévez. Part 4 had it's moments, but overall was it necessary?

Well none of that seems to matter now because the 4th sequel is on the move and it appears all hope for humanity may be lost. Maybe I'm just being pessimistic, but on the other hand I love Leslie Nielson. But even the sliver-haired god father of spoof can't possibly save this sinking ship on his own. I mean for God's sakes, Hulk Hogan is in it too.


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 00:34:41 Reply

Leslie Nielsen and Hulk Hogan? Fuck I'm going to see it. I'm not joking either.


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 00:35:55 Reply

I'm not even going to click it.
I don't know how long ago these people needed to stop making movies.


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 00:37:17 Reply

Scary Movie (1) was the only one worth my time... and Anna Farris looks better as a Brunette


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 00:37:31 Reply

Where the fuck is my Airplane! 3?


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 00:53:14 Reply

At 10/30/08 12:36 AM, Reed wrote: scary movie 1 and 2 were the only decent ones

Oh boy... well, I was prepared for this. Have a seat son. Are you sitting down? I've got something we need to talk about. This is going to come as a shock, but, well... there's no easy way to say this so I'm going to just come right out with it...

The first two sucked ass. I'm sorry, I know, but that's the way she goes. The fucking way she goes.

umm who is U

I'm the guy that's gonna save your life.

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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 01:05:24 Reply

I actually thought that the 4th movie was the worst in the entire series. However number 2 had a few funny moments on it that made it worth the watch


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 01:13:08 Reply

fifth one already? my god


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 01:52:07 Reply

Awww shit


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 02:02:28 Reply

any movie that ends in the word "movie" is going to suck.


If you are reading this, it means I have posted. Whether or not I am still posting, this has left its mark, for many years to come.

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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 02:05:09 Reply

At 10/30/08 02:02 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: any movie that ends in the word "movie" is going to suck.

A Newgrounds Movie


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 02:07:50 Reply

At 10/30/08 02:05 AM, MissingNYC wrote:
At 10/30/08 02:02 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: any movie that ends in the word "movie" is going to suck.
A Newgrounds Movie

His point stands


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 02:15:27 Reply

At 10/30/08 12:37 AM, beeryayghost wrote: Where the fuck is my Airplane! 3?

Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?

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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 02:16:15 Reply

At 10/30/08 02:07 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote:
At 10/30/08 02:05 AM, MissingNYC wrote:
At 10/30/08 02:02 AM, jmalouin7 wrote: any movie that ends in the word "movie" is going to suck.
A Newgrounds Movie
His point stands

of course it does


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 02:32:52 Reply

5? Goddammit

Not another one >:(

bork bork bork

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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 03:15:41 Reply

Like we really need more of these retaded movies...

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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 03:19:03 Reply

Hmm, I liked the first scary movie, the second, and then it all went downwards. The latest jokes are so lame I can barely laugh at the movies...

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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 03:57:14 Reply

At 10/30/08 12:32 AM, THEJamoke wrote: but on the other hand I love Leslie Nielson. But even the sliver-haired god father of spoof can't possibly save this sinking ship on his own.

It's pretty much like this eh?


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Response to Scary Movie 5 2008-10-30 04:46:00 Reply

At 10/30/08 03:57 AM, Sticky wrote:
At 10/30/08 12:32 AM, THEJamoke wrote: but on the other hand I love Leslie Nielson. But even the sliver-haired god father of spoof can't possibly save this sinking ship on his own.
It's pretty much like this eh?

You sir, win today's round of hidden movie reference and are officially my hero for the day. =)


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